{"id":5498,"date":"2014-11-06T10:00:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T09:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5498"},"modified":"2014-11-05T10:21:18","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T09:21:18","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-7\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Polici<\/strong><br \/>\nDy djem n\u00eb autobus po luanin me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin:<br \/>\n&#8211; Po e gjete, cili \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi mes nj\u00eb polici dhe nj\u00eb gomari?!<br \/>\nShoku po mundohej t\u00eb gjente p\u00ebrgjigjen kur d\u00ebgjohet z\u00ebri i hak\u00ebrryar i nj\u00eb polici q\u00eb ishte aty af\u00ebr:<br \/>\n-H\u00eb, cili \u00ebsht\u00eb, e di ti?<br \/>\nDjali, si i z\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb faj, i p\u00ebrgjigjet:<br \/>\n&#8211; Jo, mo, s&#8217;kan\u00eb ndonj\u00eb ndryshim!<br \/>\n&#8211; Jo, thash\u00eb se mos thoje ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb keqe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>I burgosuri<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb i burgosur i thot\u00eb shokut t\u00eb tij: &#8211; Sonte, do t\u00eb arratisem!<br \/>\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, shoku e gjen s\u00ebrish n\u00eb qeli dhe e pyet: &#8211; Po, a nuk m\u00eb the se mbr\u00ebm\u00eb do t\u00eb arratiseshe? Pse je ende k\u00ebtu?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh, m\u2019u prish\u00ebn planet&#8230; E gjeta der\u00ebn hapur dhe s\u2019kisha ku t\u00eb vendosja shkall\u00ebn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Provim anatomie<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Zonjush\u00eb, cili \u00ebsht\u00eb ai organ njer\u00ebzor q\u00eb mund t\u00eb zmadhohet 20 her\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb nga \u00e7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb gjendje qet\u00ebsie?<br \/>\nStudentja, krejt e skuqur nga turpi, p\u00ebrgjigjet: &#8211; Penisi?<br \/>\nProfesori: &#8211; Jo, n\u00eb fakt, \u00ebsht\u00eb irisi i syrit, megjithat\u00eb, d\u00ebrgojini komplimentet e mia t\u00eb dashurit tuaj!<br \/>\n<strong>Njoftimi<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb stjuardes\u00eb k\u00ebrkon nj\u00eb partner q\u00eb t\u00eb dij\u00eb ta kuptoj\u00eb n\u00eb aj\u00ebr!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Polici Dy djem n\u00eb autobus po luanin me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin: &#8211; Po e gjete, cili \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi mes nj\u00eb polici dhe nj\u00eb gomari?! Shoku po mundohej t\u00eb gjente p\u00ebrgjigjen kur d\u00ebgjohet z\u00ebri i hak\u00ebrryar i nj\u00eb polici q\u00eb ishte aty af\u00ebr: -H\u00eb, cili \u00ebsht\u00eb, e di ti? Djali, si i z\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb faj, i p\u00ebrgjigjet: &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5498\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}