{"id":5417,"date":"2014-11-04T10:24:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T09:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5417"},"modified":"2014-11-04T10:24:19","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T09:24:19","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Ta nisim dit\u00ebn duke qeshur!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shpejt\u00ebsia<br \/>\nDisa f\u00ebmij\u00eb po mburreshin se i kishin baballar\u00ebt shum\u00eb t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb.<br \/>\nI pari: &#8211; Babi im, pasi hedh shigjet\u00ebn, vrapon dhe e kap pa arritur n\u00eb sh\u00ebnjest\u00ebr.<br \/>\nI dyti: &#8211; Babi im gjuan me pistolet\u00eb dhe e kap plumbin pa arritur sh\u00ebnjestr\u00ebn&#8230;<br \/>\nI treti: &#8211; E \u00e7far\u00eb pastaj? I shpejt\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb babi im&#8230; Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00ebsues dhe, megjith\u00ebse puna i mbaron n\u00eb or\u00ebn 4, vjen n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi q\u00eb n\u00eb 1.<\/p>\n<p>Qiraja<br \/>\nMamaja me djalin e saj jetonin me qira. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, bie dera.<br \/>\n&#8211; Shko shih kush \u00ebsht\u00eb! &#8211; thot\u00eb mamaja.<br \/>\nDjali shkon e sheh te syri magjik dhe thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mami, \u00ebsht\u00eb pronari&#8230; Ke lek ta paguash qiran\u00eb, apo&#8230; t\u00eb shkoj t\u00eb luaj futboll nja dhjet\u00eb minuta?<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb autostrad\u00eb<br \/>\nDy polic\u00eb shohin nj\u00eb djal\u00eb q\u00eb rr\u00ebshqet me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb, e ndjekin dhe, sapo e z\u00ebn\u00eb, i marrin t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat. M\u00eb pas, i telefonojn\u00eb t\u00eb atit:<br \/>\n&#8211; Zot\u00ebri, e dini q\u00eb djali juaj po ec\u00ebn me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb? Ju lutem, ejani ta merrni sa m\u00eb shpejt!<br \/>\n&#8211; Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, &#8211; p\u00ebrgjigjet babai, &#8211; P\u00ebr pes\u00eb minuta, do t\u00eb vij aty me motoskaf!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shpejt\u00ebsia Disa f\u00ebmij\u00eb po mburreshin se i kishin baballar\u00ebt shum\u00eb t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb. I pari: &#8211; Babi im, pasi hedh shigjet\u00ebn, vrapon dhe e kap pa arritur n\u00eb sh\u00ebnjest\u00ebr. I dyti: &#8211; Babi im gjuan me pistolet\u00eb dhe e kap plumbin pa arritur sh\u00ebnjestr\u00ebn&#8230; I treti: &#8211; E \u00e7far\u00eb pastaj? I shpejt\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb babi im&#8230; Ai [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}