{"id":5329,"date":"2014-11-03T09:59:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T08:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5329"},"modified":"2014-11-03T09:01:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-03T08:01:13","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Ta nisim dit\u00ebn duke qeshur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Avokati<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb hyn n\u00eb bar dhe porosit nj\u00eb pije. Pas pak minutash, nis t\u00eb b\u00ebrtas\u00eb me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Avokat\u00ebt jan\u00eb gomer\u00eb! Avokat\u00ebt dhe gomer\u00ebt jan\u00eb e nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\nNj\u00eb klient i ulur at\u00eb af\u00ebr, ngrihet dhe i thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Si guxon e nxjerr nga goja fjal\u00eb t\u00eb tilla? \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb duket vetja ty? Do t\u00eb ta kisha hedhur birr\u00ebn surratit, po ti as sa kjo nuk vlen!<br \/>\nI pari, i tmerruar nga acarimi i t\u00eb dytit, ia nis:<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, t\u00eb m\u00eb falni\u2026 nuk kisha nd\u00ebrmend t\u2019ju ofendoja, po\u2026 ju, \u00e7\u2018lloj avokati jeni?<br \/>\n&#8211; Avokat the? Mos e th\u00ebnt\u00eb Zoti t\u00eb jem avokat! Un\u00eb jam gomar\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dashnorja<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb \u00e7ift po darkon n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant luksi, kur hyn nj\u00eb bjonde seksi dhe i afrohet tavolion\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre. Ajo i afrohet burrit, e p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndet me ngroht\u00ebsi, e puth n\u00eb buz\u00eb dhe, pasi i thot\u00eb: \u201cTakohemi nes\u00ebr n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin vend\u201d, largohet.<br \/>\nGruaja, q\u00eb e sheh t\u00eb gjith\u00eb sken\u00ebn, e skandalizuar pyet burrin se kush ishte ajo.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dashnorja ime! &#8211; p\u00ebrgjigjet ai.<br \/>\n&#8211; Idiot! Dhe ma thua k\u00ebshtu? Q\u00eb nes\u00ebr do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj divorcin!<br \/>\n&#8211; Okej, &#8211; thot\u00eb burri qet\u00ebsisht, &#8211; S\u2019ka problem&#8230; Ama, ki parasysh se, pas divorcit s\u2019do t\u00eb kesh as sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtore, as rroba t\u00eb shtrenjta, as makin\u00eb sportive, as bizhu dhe as darka n\u00eb restorante luksi. Vendos vet\u00eb, si t\u00eb duash.<br \/>\nN\u00eb at\u00eb moment, n\u00eb restorant futet nj\u00eb i njohuri i tyre, i shoq\u00ebruar nga nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e bukur, edhe ajo e veshur me eleganc\u00eb e seksi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Po kjo, kush \u00ebsht\u00eb? &#8211; pyet gruaja e inatosur.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dashnorja e tij&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ah, &#8211; ia b\u00ebn gruaja, &#8211; Dashnorja jon\u00eb ishte m\u00eb e bukur!<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00ebrvjetori<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; E di q\u00eb p\u00ebr 25 vjetorin e martes\u00ebs e \u00e7ova time shoqe n\u00eb Maldive?<br \/>\n&#8211; V\u00ebrtet? Kushedi \u00e7far\u00eb mund t\u00eb b\u00ebsh p\u00ebr 50-vjetorin e martes\u00ebs&#8230; E ke menduar?<br \/>\n&#8211; Posi jo?! Do t\u00eb shkoj ta marr!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avokati Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb hyn n\u00eb bar dhe porosit nj\u00eb pije. Pas pak minutash, nis t\u00eb b\u00ebrtas\u00eb me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb: &#8211; Avokat\u00ebt jan\u00eb gomer\u00eb! Avokat\u00ebt dhe gomer\u00ebt jan\u00eb e nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb&#8230; Nj\u00eb klient i ulur at\u00eb af\u00ebr, ngrihet dhe i thot\u00eb: &#8211; Si guxon e nxjerr nga goja fjal\u00eb t\u00eb tilla? \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb duket vetja ty? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}