Politikani
\nNj\u00eb politikan po kalon rrug\u00ebs, kur ndalet nga nj\u00eb hajdut, i cili i drejton pistolet\u00ebn dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Nuk kalon k\u00ebtej, po s\u2019m\u00eb dhe kulet\u00ebn!
\n– T\u00eb lutem, – ia nis politikani, – un\u00eb jam politikan i njohur…
\n– Oh, m\u00eb falni at\u00ebhere zot\u00ebri, mund t\u00eb kaloni… un\u00eb nuk i vjedh kurr\u00eb koleg\u00ebt e mi!<\/p>\n
Konkursi
\nDy t\u00eb moshuar vendosin t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb nj\u00eb gar\u00eb se kush e \u00e7on urin\u00ebn m\u00eb larg. Shkojn\u00eb pas nj\u00eb peme, b\u00ebjn\u00eb urin\u00ebn dhe nj\u00ebri thot\u00eb:
\n– M\u2019u lag\u00ebn k\u00ebpuc\u00ebt…
\n– Fitove ti! – ia pret tjetri.<\/p>\n
Adoleshenti
\nPas nj\u00eb grindjeje t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00eb me prind\u00ebrit, adoleshenti nis t\u00eb b\u00ebrtas\u00eb:
\n– Dua t\u00eb arg\u00ebtohem! Dua aventura, para dhe femra! N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto m\u00eb mohohen, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb po iki dhe as mos e \u00e7oni n\u00ebp\u00ebr mend t\u00eb m\u00eb ndaloni…
\nSa thot\u00eb k\u00ebto fjal\u00eb, djali i drejtohet port\u00ebs s\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, kur sheh t\u00eb atin q\u00eb po e ndjek.
\n– Thash\u00eb t\u00eb mos p\u00ebrpiqeni t\u00eb m\u00eb ndaloni!
\n– E kush do t\u00eb t\u00eb ndaloj\u00eb? M\u00eb prit nj\u00eb minut\u00eb, se do t\u00eb vij dhe un\u00eb me ty…<\/p>\n
Bashk\u00ebshorti
\nBurri, i dehur, kthehet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi n\u00eb or\u00ebn tre t\u00eb m\u00ebngjesit dhe e shoqja, q\u00eb po e pret zgjuar, i sulet:
\n– T\u00eb duket kjo ora e p\u00ebrshtatshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb ardhur n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi?
\n– E dashur, po ky \u00ebsht\u00eb i vetmi vend i hapur n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb or\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Evolucioni
\nKe dhimbje koke?
\nViti 2000 para er\u00ebs s\u00eb re – …haje k\u00ebt\u00eb bim\u00ebn!
\nViti 1000 pas er\u00ebs s\u00eb re – …bima nuk t\u00eb b\u00ebn asgj\u00eb… lutju Zotit q\u00eb t\u00eb sh\u00ebrohesh!
\nViti 1850 – …lutja nuk t\u00eb sh\u00ebron… pije k\u00ebt\u00eb l\u00ebngun!
\nViti 1940 – …l\u00ebngu nuk t\u00eb sh\u00ebron… pi k\u00ebt\u00eb tablet\u00ebn!
\nViti 1980- …tableta ka efekte t\u00eb r\u00ebnda an\u00ebsore… merr k\u00ebt\u00eb antibiotikun!
\nViti 2000 – …antibiotiku shkat\u00ebrron sistemin ton\u00eb imunitar… k\u00ebrko mjekime natyrale; haje k\u00ebt\u00eb bim\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb restorant
\n– Kamerier! Ky biftek qenka sholl\u00eb!
\n– Pse k\u00ebshtu, me pes\u00eb mij\u00eb lek, ti deshe t\u00eb t\u00eb sillja t\u00eb gjith\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00ebn?<\/p>\n
Gjumi
\nDy miq p\u00ebrballen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin:
\n– Kam marr\u00eb vesh se ke fjetur me time shoqe. \u00cbsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb?
\n– Jo, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb! Ajo nuk m\u00eb la t\u00eb mbyllja sy gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
Qeni dhe krokodili
\nNj\u00eb qen, po b\u00ebnte sh\u00ebtitje buz\u00eb lumit, kur nj\u00eb krokodil, q\u00eb e sheh nga larg, nis t\u00eb tallet me t\u00eb:
\n– Tung, thes pleshtash!
\n– Tung, \u00e7ant\u00eb e bukur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Politikani Nj\u00eb politikan po kalon rrug\u00ebs, kur ndalet nga nj\u00eb hajdut, i cili i drejton pistolet\u00ebn dhe i thot\u00eb: – Nuk kalon k\u00ebtej, po s\u2019m\u00eb dhe kulet\u00ebn! – T\u00eb lutem, – ia nis politikani, – un\u00eb jam politikan i njohur… – Oh, m\u00eb falni at\u00ebhere zot\u00ebri, mund t\u00eb kaloni… un\u00eb nuk i vjedh kurr\u00eb koleg\u00ebt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5292\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}