Celulari
\nDy bjonde jan\u00eb duke ecur rrug\u00ebs, kur nj\u00ebr\u00ebs fillon t\u2019i bjer\u00eb celulari. K\u00ebrkon kjo n\u00ebp\u00ebr \u00e7ant\u00eb, por nuk po e gjente dot. Pas ca minutash, i thot\u00eb tjetra:
\n– Mos e ke harruar n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, moj!<\/p>\n
Sh\u00ebn Valentin…
\nNj\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, gruaja sapo zgjohet, i thot\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit:
\n– I dashur, pash\u00eb n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr sikur p\u00ebr Sh\u00ebn Valentin, m\u00eb dhurove nj\u00eb gjerdan me perla… Si mendon, \u00e7\u2019do t\u00eb thot\u00eb kjo?
\n– Do ta m\u00ebsosh sonte…- i p\u00ebrgjgjet burri.
\nN\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje, burri vjen n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi me nj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb q\u00eb ia jep s\u00eb shoqes. Ajo, e ekzaltuar, e hap dhe… gjen nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr q\u00eb titullohej: \u201cShpjegimi i \u00ebndrrave\u201d.<\/p>\n
Parat\u00eb
\n– Babi, m\u00eb do m\u00eb shum\u00eb mua apo parat\u00eb?
\n– \u00c7\u2019jan\u00eb k\u00ebto pyetje pa kuptim, biri im? Sigurisht q\u00eb ty t\u00eb dua m\u00eb shum\u00eb!
\n– At\u00ebhere, m\u00eb jep 100 mij\u00eb lek!<\/p>\n
Martesa
\n– Kur i k\u00ebrkova sime shoqeje q\u00eb t\u00eb martoheshim, ajo meazallah se pranonte…
\n– Po si arrite ta bindje?
\n– Aman, mos m\u00eb pyet \u00e7\u2019kam hequr… M\u00eb thoshte: \u201cI dashur, po si mund t\u00eb martohem un\u00eb me nj\u00eb ateist?! Ti nuk beson as n\u00eb ekzistenc\u00ebn e Ferrit!\u201d. Pastaj, pas shum\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebnguljesh, ajo hoqi dor\u00eb dhe pranoi t\u00eb martohej me mua.
\n– Paska qen\u00eb e fort\u00eb!
\n– E fort\u00eb the? Aq shum\u00eb sa, jo vet\u00ebm q\u00eb m\u00eb lodhi, por pas martese edhe m\u00eb bindi se ferri, ekziston q\u00eb \u00e7ke me t\u00eb!<\/p>\n
\u00c7ifuti
\nM\u00ebsuesi i drejtohet nx\u00ebn\u00ebsit \u00e7ifut:
\n– Avram, sa b\u00ebjn\u00eb dy edhe dy?
\n– Tre zot\u00ebri.
\n– Jo tre, gabim!
\n– Tre e gjysm\u00eb zoti m\u00ebsues.
\n– Jo pra, jo, mendohu mir\u00eb, t\u00eb thash\u00eb!
\n– Kat\u00ebr, zoti m\u00ebsues.
\n– Po at\u00ebhere pse nuk e the q\u00eb n\u00eb fillim?
\n– Si… k\u00ebshtu, pa b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar, zoti m\u00ebsues?<\/p>\n
Garipja n\u00eb bar
\nShkon breshka n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar ku banakier ishte ariu. Ulet n\u00eb bar, p\u00ebrplas dor\u00ebn n\u00eb banak dhe i b\u00ebrtet ariut:
\n– Luaj vendit ore maskara, m\u00eb jep nj\u00eb birr\u00eb, shpejt!
\nAriu e sheh, e kap nga k\u00ebmb\u00ebt dhe e v\u00ebrtit jasht\u00eb nga dritarja. Mbas nj\u00eb jave, breshka hyn brenda dhe i thot\u00eb ariut:
\n– Ore, kishe gj\u00eb me mua ti?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Celulari Dy bjonde jan\u00eb duke ecur rrug\u00ebs, kur nj\u00ebr\u00ebs fillon t\u2019i bjer\u00eb celulari. K\u00ebrkon kjo n\u00ebp\u00ebr \u00e7ant\u00eb, por nuk po e gjente dot. Pas ca minutash, i thot\u00eb tjetra: – Mos e ke harruar n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, moj! Sh\u00ebn Valentin… Nj\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, gruaja sapo zgjohet, i thot\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit: – I dashur, pash\u00eb n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr sikur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5224\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}