N\u00eb autostrad\u00eb
\nDy polic\u00eb shohin nj\u00eb djal\u00eb q\u00eb rr\u00ebshqet me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb, e ndjekin dhe, sapo e z\u00ebn\u00eb, i marrin t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat. M\u00eb pas, i telefonojn\u00eb t\u00eb atit:
\n– Zot\u00ebri, e dini q\u00eb djali juaj po ec\u00ebn me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb? Ju lutem, ejani ta merrni sa m\u00eb shpejt!
\n– Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, – p\u00ebrgjigjet babai, – P\u00ebr pes\u00eb minuta, do t\u00eb vij aty me motoskaf!<\/p>\n
Polic\u00ebt dhe marmita
\nNj\u00eb polic, i thot\u00eb kolegut t\u00eb tij:
\n– E mban mend sa e bukur ishte makina ime? Shikoje tani se si i \u00ebsht\u00eb shtypur llammarina nga p\u00ebrplasja…
\n– Mos e vrit trurin, – i thot\u00eb shoku, – makinat moderne e kan\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb but\u00eb llamarin\u00ebn dhe ajo, me siguri, do t\u2019i shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb vend, n\u00ebse fryjm\u00eb nga marmita.
\nI k\u00ebnaqur nga kjo zgjidhje, polici i par\u00eb v\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb buz\u00ebn n\u00eb marmit\u00eb dhe nis t\u00eb fryj\u00eb me forc\u00eb. N\u00eb at\u00eb moment, kalon komandanti dhe, shum\u00eb i habitur nga ajo q\u00eb sheh, i pyet se \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebnin. Kur i tregojn\u00eb, ai acarohet aq shum\u00eb, sa nis t\u2019i shaj\u00eb:
\n– O Zot i madh, sa budallenj q\u00eb jeni!!!! Po si prisni t\u00eb ket\u00eb efekt kjo gj\u00eb, kur nuk keni mbyllur xhamat e dritareve?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebrralla
\nSapo mami mbaron s\u00eb lexuari p\u00ebrrall\u00ebn e nat\u00ebs s\u00eb mir\u00eb, vajza i thot\u00eb:
\n– Mami, t\u00eb gjitha p\u00ebrrallat nisin me shpehjen \u201cNa ishte nj\u00eb her\u00eb…\u201d?
\n– Jo, jo, shpirti i mamit. Ka raste kur nisin me shprehjen: \u201cE dashur, kam pun\u00eb urgjente n\u00eb zyr\u00eb… do t\u00eb kthehem von\u00eb sonte\u201d.<\/p>\n
Xhindi dhe shqiptari
\nTakohet shqiptari me nj\u00eb xhind, i cili i thot\u00eb se do t\u2019ia plot\u00ebsoj\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe q\u00eb ka:
\nShqiptari: – Dua q\u00eb t\u00eb lidh\u00ebsh Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb me Amerik\u00ebn me nj\u00eb autostrad\u00eb.
\nXhindi: – M\u00eb vjen keq, por kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb absolutisht e pamundur. Nuk b\u00ebhet… M\u00eb thuaj nj\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.
\nShqiptari: Epo mir\u00eb… At\u00ebhere m\u00eb jep aft\u00ebsin\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i kuptuar femrat!
\nXhindi hutohet dhe i thot\u00eb: – M\u00eb fal, po… me sa korsi e doje autostrad\u00ebn?<\/p>\n
Propozimi
\nDjali: – O goce, ndalo pak, t\u00eb lutem…
\nVajza: – Urdh\u00ebro, \u00e7far\u00eb kishe?
\nDjali: – Kam r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb dashuri me ty…
\nVajza: – E sa e ke rrog\u00ebn?
\nDjali: – 1000 euro!
\nVajza, duke qeshur me ironi: – Po aq, mua nuk m\u00eb dalin as p\u00ebr sapun!
\nDjali: – M\u00eb fal, goce, nuk e dija q\u00eb ishe aq e pis\u00ebt!<\/p>\n
Gjyshi
\nBeni kthehet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi nga shkolla dhe pyet t\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebn: – Mami, po gjyshi, mekanik \u00ebsht\u00eb?
\nMami: – Sigurisht q\u00eb jo, Beni, po pse po m\u00eb pyet?
\n– Po, n\u00ebse nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb mekanik, \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebnte n\u00ebn rrotat e autobusit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
N\u00eb autostrad\u00eb Dy polic\u00eb shohin nj\u00eb djal\u00eb q\u00eb rr\u00ebshqet me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb, e ndjekin dhe, sapo e z\u00ebn\u00eb, i marrin t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat. M\u00eb pas, i telefonojn\u00eb t\u00eb atit: – Zot\u00ebri, e dini q\u00eb djali juaj po ec\u00ebn me ski n\u00eb autostrad\u00eb? Ju lutem, ejani ta merrni sa m\u00eb shpejt! – Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, – p\u00ebrgjigjet babai, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5155\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}