Muzikant\u00ebt
\nKapiteni u drejtohet rekrut\u00ebve t\u00eb rinj:
\n– Kush nga ju \u00ebsht\u00eb ekspert n\u00eb muzik\u00eb?
\nNgren\u00eb dor\u00ebn kat\u00ebr-pes\u00eb djem. Kapiteni, i k\u00ebnaqur:
\n– Shum\u00eb mir\u00eb. Hajdeni me mua… duhet t\u00eb \u00e7ojm\u00eb nj\u00eb piano n\u00eb katin e kat\u00ebrt…<\/p>\n
N\u00ebse…
\nAjo: – N\u00ebse un\u00eb do t\u00eb vdisja papritur, ti, do t\u00eb martoheshe prap\u00eb?
\nAi: – Sigurisht q\u00eb jo…
\nAjo: – Pse jo? Nuk qenke i k\u00ebnaqur me martes\u00ebn?
\nAi: – Ok, do t\u00eb martohesha, n\u00ebse ty do t\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00eblqente k\u00ebshtu…
\nAjo, e trishtuar: – Ah, do t\u00eb martoheshe… dhe do t\u00eb flije me t\u00eb n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn ton\u00eb?
\nAi: – Po ku t\u00eb flem\u00eb tjet\u00ebr?
\nAjo: – Dhe do t\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoje fotot e mia me fotot e saj?
\nAi: – Besoj se po… sigurisht…
\nAjo: – Dhe do ta lije at\u00eb t\u00eb ngiste makin\u00ebn time?
\nAi: – Ah, jo, nuk mundet sepse nuk ka patent\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Seksi i sigurt\u00eb
\n– \u00c7\u2019do t\u00eb thot\u00eb seks i sigurt\u00eb?
\n– T\u00eb mos tregosh emrin dhe adres\u00ebn…<\/p>\n
Lajmi fantastik
\n– Doktor, kam ardhur t\u2019ju jap nj\u00eb lajm fantastik: Pas pes\u00eb vjet vuajtjesh, u sh\u00ebrova nga nervi shiatik. Dhe, e gjitha kjo, fal\u00eb k\u00ebshill\u00ebs suaj q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebja dashuri me gruan time t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn tri her\u00eb, \u00e7do mbr\u00ebmje… Ju lutem, m\u00eb thoni, si ju lindi kjo ide e jasht\u00ebzakonshme?
\n– Epo… – p\u00ebrgjigjet mjeku, pak i v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb siklet – Nuk ma lejon sekreti profesional, ama, po ju rr\u00ebfej se edhe un\u00eb kam vuajtur nga nervi shiatik gjasht\u00eb vjet m\u00eb par\u00eb, deri n\u00eb momentin kur gruaja juaj nisi t\u00eb kurohej k\u00ebtu tek un\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Takimi
\n– Sot, u shk\u00ebmbeva me burrin t\u00ebnd n\u00eb rrug\u00eb, por ai nuk m\u00eb pa…
\n– Po, po, ma tregoi…<\/p>\n
Parashuta
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb hidhet me parashut\u00eb, por n\u00eb momentin q\u00eb do ta hapte, parashuta nuk hapet. At\u00ebhere ai merr manualin dhe lexon: \u201cT\u00ebrhiqni lev\u00ebn A\u201d. T\u00ebrheq lev\u00ebn A, por parashuta nuk hapet… Lexon edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb instruksionet: \u201cN\u00ebse nuk funksionon, t\u00ebrhiqni lev\u00ebn B\u201d. Ai e t\u00ebrheq lev\u00ebn B, por parashuta prap\u00eb nuk hapet. U rikthehet instruksioneve: \u201cN\u00ebse as leva B nuk funksionon, shkoni n\u00eb faqen e fundit\u201d. Parashutisti hap me t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb faqen e fundit sepse nuk i ka mbetur shum\u00eb koh\u00eb dhe aty lexon: \u201cI nderuar qoft\u00eb kujtimi yt…\u201d…<\/p>\n
Biseda
\nNj\u00eb kamionist, i rr\u00ebfehet shokut t\u00eb tij:
\n– Sapo arrij n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, i shqyej mbathjet e gruas…
\n– Uau, kaq i eksituar je?
\n– Jo, mor burr\u00eb, por m\u00eb rrin\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb ngushta…<\/p>\n
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Muzikant\u00ebt Kapiteni u drejtohet rekrut\u00ebve t\u00eb rinj: – Kush nga ju \u00ebsht\u00eb ekspert n\u00eb muzik\u00eb? Ngren\u00eb dor\u00ebn kat\u00ebr-pes\u00eb djem. Kapiteni, i k\u00ebnaqur: – Shum\u00eb mir\u00eb. Hajdeni me mua… duhet t\u00eb \u00e7ojm\u00eb nj\u00eb piano n\u00eb katin e kat\u00ebrt… N\u00ebse… Ajo: – N\u00ebse un\u00eb do t\u00eb vdisja papritur, ti, do t\u00eb martoheshe prap\u00eb? Ai: – Sigurisht q\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}