{"id":4928,"date":"2014-10-27T19:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T18:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=4928"},"modified":"2014-10-27T19:00:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T18:00:53","slug":"situata-qesharake-me-femijet-vip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/10\/situata-qesharake-me-femijet-vip\/","title":{"rendered":"Situata qesharake me f\u00ebmij\u00ebt-VIP!"},"content":{"rendered":"

T\u00eb k\u00ebndshme, t\u00eb papritura, t\u00eb ve\u00e7anta, shpesh t\u00eb sikletshme, me nj\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt t\u00eb madhe: F\u00ebmij\u00ebt dhe b\u00ebmat e tyre. Kemi vendosur t\u2019jua ngjyrosim dit\u00ebn sot me k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrmbledhje situatash q\u00eb tregojn\u00eb se si protagonist\u00ebt e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, k\u00ebto qenie t\u00eb vogla t\u00eb admirueshme, jan\u00eb n\u00eb gjendje t\u00eb na b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb qeshim me fjal\u00eb, gjeste dhe veprime sa t\u00eb pafajshme, aq edhe mbres\u00ebl\u00ebn\u00ebse, si\u00e7 jan\u00eb edhe ato t\u00eb m\u00ebposhtmet, t\u00eb p\u00ebrcjella nga prind\u00ebrit e tyre. E sigurt\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb se nuk ekziston nj\u00eb ila\u00e7 kund\u00ebr t\u00eb papriturave, sic mund t\u00eb b\u00ebsh me shurupin kund\u00ebr koll\u00ebs, ndaj n\u00ebse t\u2019i evitosh \u00ebsht\u00eb e pamundur, gjith\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb mund t\u00eb b\u00ebsh, \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb pres\u00ebsh me frik\u00ebn e \u00ebmb\u00ebl se cila do t\u00eb jet\u00eb batuta e tyre e radh\u00ebs\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Romir<\/a>Romir Zalla
\nHermesi
\nAi q\u00eb l\u00ebshon m\u00eb shum\u00eb batuta n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi tani \u00ebsht\u00eb djali se vajza \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur. Atij i p\u00eblqen t\u00eb shpik\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb reja. P\u00ebr shembull, tani sapo nxori nj\u00eb. I thash\u00eb: \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebn Hermesi n\u00eb kursin e notit?\u201d. \u201cNoton\u201d. \u201cPo motra, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebn n\u00eb kursin e baletit\u201d, e pyeta. M\u00eb tha: \u201cBalerinon\u201d.
\nGjelin e detit t\u00eb Vitit t\u00eb Ri, e ther\u00ebm. Djali e kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb shok ato dy dit\u00eb q\u00eb e mbajt\u00ebm n\u00eb banj\u00eb dhe, kur e poq\u00ebm, protestoi se nuk i hahej \u201ckofsha e shokut\u201d.
\nKur nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, komshia jon\u00eb, i dha nj\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00eb Hermesit dhe i thash\u00eb: “Cila \u00ebsht\u00eb fjala magjike q\u00eb thuhet kur t\u00eb jep teta \u00e7okollat\u00eb?”. M\u00eb tha: “M\u00eb jep edhe nj\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, teta”.
\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, djali lexoi nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb shkruar mbi nj\u00eb mur: \u201cfuck\u201d. \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb fuck, babi?\u201d. \u00c7\u2019t\u2019i thosha? \u201cKan\u00eb harruar t\u2019i shtojn\u00eb nj\u00eb \u201cll\u201d. Kan\u00eb dashur t\u00eb shkruajn\u00eb \u201cflluck\u201d, t\u00eb keqen babi, e kan\u00eb shkruar gabim\u201d.<\/p>\n

\"Joana<\/a>Joana Smakaj
\nAroni
\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa ishte i acaruar me Parisin (motr\u00ebn e vog\u00ebl), Aroni tha: \u201cK\u00ebto jan\u00eb dy vitet m\u00eb t\u00eb tmerrshme t\u00eb jet\u00ebs time!\u201d. Parisi \u00ebsht\u00eb 2 vje\u00e7e, prandaj…<\/p>\n

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\"Ervin<\/a>Ervin Bushati<\/p>\n

Ante, Bjorni
\nKa kaq shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra p\u00ebr t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb sa nuk di cil\u00ebn t\u00eb ve\u00e7oj… Un\u00eb kam dy djem, Ante \u00ebsht\u00eb i madhi, Bjorn i vogli. Jan\u00eb karaktere komplet t\u00eb ndryshme. I madhi \u00ebsht\u00eb i lidhur shum\u00eb pas meje, i dyti pas s\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebs. Kur ishte Anteo i vog\u00ebl, \u00e7uditej kur m\u00eb shikonte mua n\u00eb TV. Ishte n\u00eb koh\u00ebn q\u00eb sapo kishte filluar t\u00eb thoshte fjal\u00ebt e para dhe b\u00ebnte \u00e7udi me mua q\u00eb m\u00eb shikonte n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe me at\u00eb q\u00eb shikonte n\u00eb ekran e thoshte: \u201cEdhe k\u00ebtu babi, edhe k\u00ebtu babi\u201d. (Buz\u00ebqesh) Pasi u rrit, m\u00eb thoshte: \u201cPse t\u00eb njohin njer\u00ebzit ty o baaa?\u201d, kurse tani thot\u00eb me nj\u00eb lloj krenarie \u201cE dini k\u00eb kam baba un\u00eb, Ervin Bushatin!\u201d, gj\u00eb q\u00eb edhe m\u00eb b\u00ebn t\u00eb qesh, por edhe m\u00eb v\u00eb n\u00eb siklet.
\nKurse Bjorni, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb i dh\u00ebn\u00eb pas s\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebs, i thot\u00eb shpeshher\u00eb: \u201cDua t\u00eb kem nj\u00eb t\u00eb dashur identik si ti\u201d . Ai sillet si nj\u00eb xhent\u00ebllmen i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, por po ashtu, ka edhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb keqe q\u00eb, po t\u00eb ken\u00eb rrobat e tij sadopak ngjyr\u00eb t\u00eb kuqe, nuk i vesh, me justifikimin: \u201cNuk jam goc\u00eb un\u00eb, jam \u00e7un!\u201d. (Buz\u00ebqesh)<\/p>\n

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\"Enada<\/a>Enada Hoxha
\nRoani
\nPo ve\u00e7oj dy batuta nga Roani, q\u00eb \u00e7udit\u00ebrisht, t\u00eb dyja kan\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb me qiellin. Para pak koh\u00ebsh, mamaja e Gerdit, ishte e ftuar diku dhe po t\u00ebrhiqte nj\u00eb \u00e7mim dh\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit q\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb. Gjat\u00eb marrjes s\u00eb \u00e7mimit, ajo p\u00ebrlotet. Roani, at\u00ebhere 4 vje\u00e7, e pyeti: \u201cPse qan ti, n\u00ebna?\u201d. \u201cQaj p\u00ebr gjyshin\u201d, p\u00ebrgjigjet ajo, nd\u00ebrsa ky ia kthen: \u201cPo s\u2019ka gj\u00eb mi n\u00ebna, se un\u00eb zgjas dor\u00ebn n\u00eb qiell, e t\u00ebrheq gjyshin dhe ta sjell k\u00ebtu, q\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7mallesh me t\u00eb\u201d.
\nKurse k\u00ebt\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn e ka th\u00ebn\u00eb tani von\u00eb\u2026 (Buz\u00ebqesh) Po prap\u00eb gjyshja, ulet nj\u00eb dit\u00eb e lodhur n\u00eb divan, duke th\u00ebn\u00eb: \u201cOh, moj n\u00ebna ime!\u201d. Roani, e d\u00ebgjon dhe e pyet: \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb ke, mi n\u00ebna?\u201d \u201cPo, ja, i thot\u00eb ajo, m\u00eb ka marr\u00eb malli p\u00ebr n\u00ebn\u00ebn time, ta p\u00ebrqafoj nj\u00eb her\u00eb\u201d. Dhe, p\u00ebrgjigjja e Roanit, ishte: \u201cPo mos u m\u00ebrzit mi n\u00ebna, se ti edhe pak e ngjitesh vet\u00eb n\u00eb qiell dhe e p\u00ebrqafon sa t\u00eb duash pastaj\u201d.
\nJa, nga k\u00ebto shakara b\u00ebn djali im. (Buz\u00ebqesh)<\/p>\n

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\"Marin<\/a>Marin Orhanasi
\nMaidi
\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb po ecja me makin\u00eb e i fola nj\u00eb shokut tim q\u00eb jeton jasht\u00eb shtetit. M\u00eb pyeti \u00e7uni: \u201cKush \u00ebsht\u00eb ai?\u201d. \u201cShoku i babit\u201d, i thash\u00eb.
\n\u201cE ku jeton ai?\u201d, m\u00eb pyeti.
\n\u201cJasht\u00eb shtetit\u201d, i thash\u00eb.
\n\u201cJeton jasht\u00eb shtetit?!\u201d, m\u00eb pyeti.
\n\u201cPo\u201d i thash\u00eb.
\n\u201cJeton jasht\u00eb shtetit edhe kur bie shi?!\u201d, m\u00eb tha.
\n\u201cKjo mami, pse b\u00ebn si kalama, apo s\u2019ka qen\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb kalama?!\u201d, m\u00eb tha nj\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb ajo po i b\u00ebrtiste\u2026
\nM\u00eb tha nj\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebr Kryeministrin: \u201cBabi, sa her\u00eb del ti n\u00eb televizor?\u201d.
\n\u201cNj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb jav\u00eb\u201d, i thash\u00eb.
\n\u201cPo ky xhaxhi, pse del p\u00ebrdit\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb aktor m\u00eb i mir\u00eb se ti?!<\/p>\n

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T\u00eb k\u00ebndshme, t\u00eb papritura, t\u00eb ve\u00e7anta, shpesh t\u00eb sikletshme, me nj\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt t\u00eb madhe: F\u00ebmij\u00ebt dhe b\u00ebmat e tyre. Kemi vendosur t\u2019jua ngjyrosim dit\u00ebn sot me k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrmbledhje situatash q\u00eb tregojn\u00eb se si protagonist\u00ebt e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, k\u00ebto qenie t\u00eb vogla t\u00eb admirueshme, jan\u00eb n\u00eb gjendje t\u00eb na b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb qeshim me fjal\u00eb, gjeste […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}