S\u00ebmundja
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon te mjeku dhe i thot\u00eb se i biri 17 vje\u00e7ar ka nj\u00eb s\u00ebmundje seksualisht t\u00eb transmetueshme. Doktori e k\u00ebshillon, ta pyes\u00eb se nga e ka marr\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb s\u00ebmundje.
\n– Djali m\u00eb tha se i vetmi person me t\u00eb cilin ka patur marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnie, ka qen\u00eb sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtorja…
\n– E kuptoj… gj\u00ebra q\u00eb ndodhin…
\n– Po, po, zoti doktor, ama edhe un\u00eb kam shkuar me sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtoren dhe kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se s\u00ebmundjen e kam edhe un\u00eb…
\n– Ah, gjynah… – thot\u00eb mjeku, duke u p\u00ebrpjekur t\u00eb mbaj\u00eb t\u00eb qeshur\u00ebn.
\n– Kam frik\u00eb se ia kam ngjitur edhe sime shoqeje…
\n– Mos! – b\u00ebrtet doktori. – Kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se e paskemi q\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb gjykat\u00eb
\nAi: – Ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb pisanjoze, nevrike, grindavece, imorale, llafazane.
\nAjo: – Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb zagar, pijanec, maskara, drogaxhi.
\nGjyqtari: – Un\u00eb s\u2019e kuptoj pse k\u00ebrkoni t\u00eb ndaheni, kur keni kaq gj\u00ebra t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebta…<\/p>\n
Indian\u00ebt
\nRepartit t\u00eb ushtar\u00ebve i afrohet nj\u00eb grup indian\u00ebsh. Kapiteni i thot\u00eb rojes:
\n– Shko shiko n\u00ebse jan\u00eb miq apo armiq.
\nRoja p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Sigurisht q\u00eb jan\u00eb miq!
\n– Ou?! – habitet kapiteni. – E p\u00ebrse je kaq i sigurt\u00eb?
\nRoja: – Po sepse po vijn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb s\u00eb bashku!<\/p>\n
Menuja
\nNj\u00eb kanibal shikon menun\u00eb n\u00eb avion, por asgj\u00eb nuk ia mbush syrin. At\u00ebhere th\u00ebrret stjuardes\u00ebn…
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb d\u00ebshironi zot\u00ebri? – E pyet ajo me mir\u00ebsjellje.
\n– Desha pak list\u00ebn e pasagjer\u00ebve…<\/p>\n
Drejtori
\nNj\u00eb zonj\u00eb vjen te portieri dhe i thot\u00eb se ka ardhur t\u00eb takoj\u00eb drejtorin e nd\u00ebrmarrjes…
\n– Oh, ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb pranuar menj\u00ebher\u00eb – thot\u00eb ai. – Drejtori e gjen gjithmon\u00eb koh\u00ebn p\u00ebr grat\u00eb e bukura. \u00c7far\u00eb t\u2019i them n\u00eb telefon? Kush jeni ju?
\n– E shoqja!
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb udh\u00ebton n\u00eb tren, s\u00eb bashku me nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb, kur nj\u00eb grua kureshtare, ai nis:
\n– Uaaaa, sa f\u00ebmij\u00eb i bukur! \u00cbsht\u00eb djali juaj?
\n– Jo!
\n– E keni nip?
\n– Jo.
\n– Duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb djali i ndonj\u00eb shoku at\u00ebhere…
\n– Jo zonj\u00eb! Un\u00eb jam p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues i nj\u00eb kompanie prezervativ\u00ebsh dhe ky f\u00ebmij\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb reklama…<\/p>\n
Prostitutat dhe grat\u00eb e p\u00ebrdala
\n– \u00c7\u2019ndryshim ka midis prostitutave dhe grave t\u00eb p\u00ebrdala?
\n– Prostitutat e kan\u00eb at\u00eb pun\u00eb profesion, nd\u00ebrsa grat\u00eb e p\u00ebrdala, hobi\u2026<\/p>\n
Seksi dhe fokstroti
\n– \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb fokstroti?
\n– Seks n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb\u2026
\n– Po seksi?
\n– Fokstrot shtrir\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
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