Polici p\u00ebr peshkim
\nNj\u00eb polic dhe miku i tij, shkojn\u00eb her\u00eb pas here p\u00ebr t\u00eb peshkuar s\u00eb bashku n\u00eb akull dhe b\u00ebjn\u00eb gara se kush z\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb peshq. Polici nuk arrin t\u00eb z\u00ebr\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb asnj\u00eb peshk, kurse shoku i tij, i z\u00eb nj\u00ebrin pas tjetrit. I m\u00ebrzitur, polici vendos t\u00eb v\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb spiun q\u00eb t\u00eb zbuloj\u00eb sekretin e shokut t\u00eb tij, q\u00eb i ec\u00ebn kaq shum\u00eb me peshkimin. Kur kthehet spiuni, i thot\u00eb:
\n– E zbulova zoti shef! Ai b\u00ebnte nj\u00eb vrim\u00eb n\u00eb akull!<\/p>\n
Hoqa dor\u00eb…
\n– Hoqa dor\u00eb nga duhani, hoqa dor\u00eb nga pija, hoqa dor\u00eb nga seksi… O Zot, kan\u00eb qen\u00eb 20 minutat m\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebqija t\u00eb jet\u00ebs sime!<\/p>\n
Prostituta dhe xhaja
\nNj\u00eb i moshuar po ec\u00ebn rrug\u00ebs, kur sheh nj\u00eb prostitut\u00eb q\u00eb i e ndalon dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Xhaje, e kam 50 mij\u00eb lek me prezervativ dhe 100 mij\u00eb lek, pa prezervativ.
\n– Mir\u00eb, – i thot\u00eb xhaja, – do t\u00eb t\u00eb jap dyqind mij\u00eb lek, po arrite t\u00eb ma v\u00ebsh prezervativin!<\/p>\n
Seksi
\nE k\u00ebnaqur, pas seksit, gruaja i thot\u00eb dashnorit:
\n– E di q\u00eb ti di t\u00eb b\u00ebsh seks m\u00eb mir\u00eb se im shoq?
\n– E di, e di, – i p\u00ebrgjigjet dashnori pa pik\u00eb modestie, – k\u00ebshtu m\u00eb tha edhe motra jote dje…<\/p>\n
Tradhtia
\nNje burre po jepte shpirt dhe i k\u00ebrkon gruas t\u2019i vij\u00eb pran\u00eb se ka di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr t\u2019i th\u00ebn\u00eb:
\n– Grua, m\u00eb fal, por t\u00eb kam tradhtuar. Gjith\u00eb ato net q\u00eb t\u00eb thoja se isha n\u00eb pun\u00eb deri von\u00eb, kam qen\u00eb me femra t\u00eb tjera dhe, jo me nj\u00eb, por me dhjet\u00ebra…
\nGruaja, e qet\u00eb, i p\u00ebrgjigjet:
\n– E dija, e dija, prandaj ta dhash\u00eb helmin.<\/p>\n
Aksidenti
\nBie telefoni i sht\u00ebpis\u00eb dhe burri e ngre.
\n– Alo, ju telefonojm\u00eb nga rajoni i policis\u00eb… Gruaja juaj ka vdekur n\u00eb nj\u00eb aksident. Ju lutem, ejani sa m\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb komisariat, q\u00eb t\u00eb identifikoni kufom\u00ebn…
\n– D\u00ebgjo, – thot\u00eb burri, – Un\u00eb jam n\u00eb Facebook tani. B\u00ebji nj\u00eb foto gruas, hidhe n\u00eb Facebook, m\u00eb b\u00ebj mua tag dhe, n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb gruaja ime, do t\u2019i jap \u201clike\u201d.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb spital
\nSekretarja e nj\u00eb mjeku \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsuar nga disa pacient\u00eb q\u00eb vijn\u00eb her\u00eb pas here dhe e pyet mjekun se si ia b\u00ebn p\u00ebr ta kuptuar n\u00ebse ata jan\u00eb sh\u00ebruar apo jo.
\n– Fare leht\u00eb, – i p\u00ebrgjigjet mjeku, – Kur m\u00eb thon\u00eb se vuajn\u00eb nga humbja e kujtes\u00ebs, un\u00eb u them se pages\u00ebn duhet ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb para vizit\u00ebs. Pastaj, u them edhe n\u00eb fund t\u00eb vizit\u00ebs t\u00eb paguajn\u00eb. N\u00ebse m\u00eb thon\u00eb se kan\u00eb paguar nj\u00ebher\u00eb, do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se jan\u00eb sh\u00ebruar…<\/p>\n
Blerta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Polici p\u00ebr peshkim Nj\u00eb polic dhe miku i tij, shkojn\u00eb her\u00eb pas here p\u00ebr t\u00eb peshkuar s\u00eb bashku n\u00eb akull dhe b\u00ebjn\u00eb gara se kush z\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb peshq. Polici nuk arrin t\u00eb z\u00ebr\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb asnj\u00eb peshk, kurse shoku i tij, i z\u00eb nj\u00ebrin pas tjetrit. I m\u00ebrzitur, polici vendos t\u00eb v\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb spiun q\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}