Gjermani…
\n– Maria! Si quhet ai gjermani q\u00eb m\u00eb l\u00eb mua pa mend?!
\n– Alzheimer, gjyshe, Alzheimer!<\/p>\n
Kursi i policis\u00eb
\nInstruktori i polic\u00ebve u drejtohet rekrut\u00ebve:
\n– Fillojm\u00eb! Un\u00eb lahem, ti lahesh, ai lahet… \u00c7far\u00eb kohe \u00ebsht\u00eb?
\nRekrut\u00ebt, n\u00eb kor: – E diel!<\/p>\n
D\u00ebnimi
\nNj\u00eb grua vjedh n\u00eb supermarket nj\u00eb komposto pjeshke dhe kapet nga policia. Kur del n\u00eb gjyq, gjykat\u00ebsi e pyet:
\n– Sa pjeshk\u00eb kishte kavanozi?
\n– 6.
\n– At\u00ebhere, p\u00ebr \u00e7do pjeshk\u00eb, do t\u00eb rrish nj\u00eb muaj n\u00eb burg.
\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, nga salla, d\u00ebgjohet z\u00ebri i t\u00eb shoqit:
\n– Zoti gjykat\u00ebs, ka vjedhur edhe nj\u00eb kavanoz me bizele!<\/p>\n
Gruaja dhe qeni
\n– N\u00ebse qeni yt po leh fort jasht\u00eb der\u00ebs s\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, kurse gruaja jote ul\u00ebret p\u00ebrtej port\u00ebs s\u00eb madhe, \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh?
\n– Sigurisht q\u00eb do t\u00eb fus brenda qenin!
\n– Pse?
\n– Sepse ai, kur t\u00eb futet brenda, do t\u00eb pushoj\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Biseda
\nDy zot\u00ebrinj n\u00eb tavolin\u00ebn e nj\u00eb bari, lexojn\u00eb gazet\u00ebn…
\n– Koh\u00eb e bukur, apo jo?
\n– Koh\u00eb e bukur…
\nHeshtje.
\n– Ama, thon\u00eb se do t\u00eb bjer\u00eb shi…
\n– Po, k\u00ebshtu thon\u00eb…
\nHeshtje.
\n– M\u00eb… falni p\u00ebr pyetjen, por… Ju jeni gej?
\n– Jo!
\n– As un\u00eb…
\n– Gjynah!<\/p>\n
Gjirokastriti n\u00eb burg
\nI burgosuri i afrohet shokut t\u00eb ri t\u00eb qelis\u00eb:
\n– M\u00eb than\u00eb q\u00eb je nga Gjirokastra… P\u00ebrse t\u00eb fut\u00ebn brenda?
\n– Sepse vodha bizhuterit\u00eb e nj\u00eb dyqani, duke thyer vitrin\u00ebn me \u00e7eki\u00e7…
\n– Dhe t\u00eb kap\u00ebn menj\u00ebher\u00eb?
\n– Jo, jo, m\u00eb kap\u00ebn t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, kur shkova t\u00eb merrja \u00e7eki\u00e7in!<\/p>\n
Turist\u00ebt
\nNj\u00eb guid\u00eb po shoq\u00ebronte turist\u00ebt n\u00eb nj\u00eb fshat piktoresk mesjetar dhe, nd\u00ebrsa po kalojn\u00eb para nj\u00eb fushe, u thot\u00eb turist\u00ebve:
\n– Ja, mbreti urdh\u00ebroi q\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohej nj\u00eb k\u00ebshtjell\u00eb e madhe, pik\u00ebrisht k\u00ebtu!
\nTurist\u00ebt: – Po k\u00ebtu nuk po shohim asgj\u00eb!
\n– Sigurisht, sepse askush nuk ia d\u00ebgjoi fjal\u00ebn…<\/p>\n
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Gjermani… – Maria! Si quhet ai gjermani q\u00eb m\u00eb l\u00eb mua pa mend?! – Alzheimer, gjyshe, Alzheimer! Kursi i policis\u00eb Instruktori i polic\u00ebve u drejtohet rekrut\u00ebve: – Fillojm\u00eb! Un\u00eb lahem, ti lahesh, ai lahet… \u00c7far\u00eb kohe \u00ebsht\u00eb? Rekrut\u00ebt, n\u00eb kor: – E diel! D\u00ebnimi Nj\u00eb grua vjedh n\u00eb supermarket nj\u00eb komposto pjeshke dhe kapet nga […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}