N\u00eb provim
\nN\u00eb provimin e gjinekologjis\u00eb, profesori pyet studentin:
\n– Sa lloje lindjesh ka?
\nStudenti nis t\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Lindje natyrale, me operacion cezarian dhe\u2026 dhe\u2026 – nga banga q\u00eb ka pas, ai d\u00ebgjon sugjerimin e shokut dhe, pa iu menduar gjat\u00eb, thot\u00eb: – Dhe lindje anale\u2026
\nProfesori nuk e jep veten, por vazhdon me pyetjet e tij: – Shum\u00eb mir\u00eb, at\u00ebhere m\u00eb thuaj se kur dhe si ndodh secila prej tyre\u2026
\nStudenti shpjegon ecurin\u00eb e dy t\u00eb parave. Kur vjen puna tek e treta, i sigurt\u00eb q\u00eb nuk duhet ta kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb at\u00eb fjal\u00eb, hesht, por profesori k\u00ebmb\u00ebngul: – N\u00ebse nuk di t\u00eb m\u00eb thuash se kur mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhet lindje anale, m\u00eb thuaj t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb rast kur ka ndodhur nj\u00eb lindje e till\u00eb.
\nAt\u00ebhere studenti p\u00ebrgjigjet me siguri t\u00eb plot\u00eb: – Po, tani m\u00eb kujtohet\u2026 ka ndodhur nj\u00ebzet vjet m\u00eb par\u00eb, kur lindi ky maskarai q\u00eb kam te banga prapa\u2026<\/p>\n
Makina
\nNj\u00ebri i thot\u00eb shokut t\u00eb tij: – Xhaxhai im \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gjeni! Ai mori karrocerin\u00eb e nj\u00eb Benzi, motorrin e nj\u00eb Ferrari, rrotat e nj\u00eb Fordi, sediljet e nj\u00eb Kadillaku\u2026
\n– Uau! Dhe \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebri? Nj\u00eb makin\u00eb t\u00eb re?!
\n– Jo, tre vjet burg!<\/p>\n
Telefonata
\nBie telefoni i zyr\u00ebs dhe nga ana tjet\u00ebr e receptorit, d\u00ebgjohet z\u00ebri i nj\u00eb burri:
\n– Dua t\u00eb flas me avokatin!
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq, – p\u00ebrgjigjet sekretarja, – Por avokati vdiq jav\u00ebn e shkuar…
\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, burri telefonon prap\u00eb: – Dua t\u00eb flas me avokatin!
\nSekretarja: – Si\u00e7 ju thash\u00eb edhe dje, avokati vdiq jav\u00ebn e shkuar…
\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb pas, burri telefonon prap\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb folur me avokatin. Sekretarja, e acaruar, i p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Mor zot\u00ebri, jua kam th\u00ebn\u00eb kaq her\u00eb se avokati ka vdekur… A mund ta di se pse m\u00eb telefononi prap\u00eb?
\n– Epo… sepse ky lajm m\u00eb jep nj\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi t\u00eb papar\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Mbi Titanik
\nJemi mbi Titanik dhe kapiteni u thot\u00eb pasagjer\u00ebve:
\n– Kam nj\u00eb lajm t\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb keq!
\n– Na thuaj n\u00eb fillim t\u00eb mirin!
\n– T\u00eb mirin, t\u00eb mirin\u2026
\n– Do t\u00eb fitojm\u00eb 11 \u00e7mime Oskar!<\/p>\n
Mjeku dhe molla
\nBeni futet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi me vrap dhe pyet t\u00eb atin:
\n– Babi, babi, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se nj\u00eb moll\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb, e mban mjekun larg?
\n– Po, po, k\u00ebshtu thon\u00eb…
\n– At\u00ebhere, shpejt, m\u00eb jep nj\u00eb moll\u00eb! Sapo theva me top xhamin e doktorit!<\/p>\n
Toreadori
\nGruaja e toreadorit, e pak\u00ebnaqur nga i shoqi, i thot\u00eb: – D\u00ebgjo Pedro! Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e padrejt\u00eb… pas \u00e7do fitoreje, ti ke marr\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb nj\u00eb trofe: Bishtin e demit, vesh\u00ebt e demit, brir\u00ebt e demit dhe… pik\u00ebrisht at\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb duhej m\u00eb shum\u00eb, nuk ta kan\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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