Vdekja
\n– E d\u00ebgjove? Shefi yn\u00eb vdiq!
\n– Po, po, e d\u00ebgjova, po ka ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb vras mendjen se kush ka vdekur tjet\u00ebr bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb…
\n– Me t\u00eb?
\n– Po, pra… n\u00eb njoftim ishte shkruar: Me t\u00eb, vdes nj\u00eb nga punonj\u00ebsit tan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb shquar…<\/p>\n
Babai i f\u00ebmij\u00ebs
\nNj\u00eb jav\u00eb pas lindjes, nj\u00eb bjonde shkoi t\u00eb regjistronte f\u00ebmijen e pest\u00eb n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn e gjendjes civile.
\nPunonj\u00ebsi i zyr\u00ebs, nd\u00ebrsa po hapte regjistrin, e pyeti:
\n– Si quhet i ati i f\u00ebmij\u00ebs?
\n– Ku ta di un\u00eb, – iu p\u00ebrgjigj ajo… se ashtu ishte, v\u00ebrtet. Mir\u00ebpo punonj\u00ebsi ia ktheu:
\n– Si ta kuptoj k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\n– Po ja: K\u00ebput nj\u00eb tr\u00ebndafil n\u00eb kopsht ti dhe ta shpon dor\u00ebn nj\u00eb gjemb. E gjen dot se cili gjemb ta shpoi?<\/p>\n
I dehuri i zgjuar
\nIshte b\u00ebr\u00eb aq tap\u00eb burri, sa i merreshin k\u00ebmb\u00ebt. Duke e par\u00eb n\u00eb at\u00eb gjendje, gruaja e qortoi:
\n– Si s’t\u00eb vjen turp? \u00c7do dit\u00eb vjen i dehur n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.
\n– Gjepura! – ia kthen ai.
\n– Ti vet\u00eb e pranove mbr\u00ebm\u00eb! Apo e harrove?
\n– Epo, kur njeriu \u00ebsht\u00eb i dehur, nuk di \u00e7\u2019flet moj grua!<\/p>\n
K\u00ebrc\u00ebnimi
\nNj\u00eb mama q\u00eb e kishte par\u00eb t\u00eb bij\u00ebn me nj\u00eb t\u00eb panjohur, i tha saj:
\n– Si nuk b\u00ebrtite, po e le at\u00eb djal\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb puthte?
\n– Ai m\u00eb k\u00ebrcenoi moj mami…
\n– T\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnoi? E \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb tha?
\n– M\u00eb tha se po t\u00eb mos pranoja, nuk do t\u00eb m\u00eb puthte kurr\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Emri i qofteve
\nNj\u00eb klient, mik i p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsit t\u00eb restorantit, po e k\u00ebrkonte me sy, por nuk po e shihte, ndaj pyeti nj\u00eb nga kamerier\u00ebt:
\n– Ku e keni shefin?
\n– Aty brenda, n\u00eb kuzhin\u00eb, por \u00ebsht\u00eb i z\u00ebn\u00eb me pun\u00eb.
\n– Pse, \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebn?
\n– Po ja, po sajon nj\u00eb em\u00ebr t\u00eb ri p\u00ebr qoftet q\u00eb kan\u00eb mbetur q\u00eb dje.<\/p>\n
Diplomati nga Kina
\nU kthye nga Kina, ku kish kaluar disa vjet si diplomat n\u00eb ambasad\u00eb dhe shok\u00ebt e pyet\u00ebn:
\n– Si i thon\u00eb 1, kinez\u00e7e?
\n– Ciu! – iu p\u00ebrgjigj ai.
\n– Po 2-shit?
\n– Ciu, ciu…
\n– Po 1000? – e pyt\u00ebn p\u00ebrs\u00ebri.
\n– Ciu c\u00eb\u00ebrrrrrr…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vdekja – E d\u00ebgjove? Shefi yn\u00eb vdiq! – Po, po, e d\u00ebgjova, po ka ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb vras mendjen se kush ka vdekur tjet\u00ebr bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb… – Me t\u00eb? – Po, pra… n\u00eb njoftim ishte shkruar: Me t\u00eb, vdes nj\u00eb nga punonj\u00ebsit tan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb shquar… Babai i f\u00ebmij\u00ebs Nj\u00eb jav\u00eb pas lindjes, nj\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}