Tradhtia
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon te mjeku, shum\u00eb i tronditur dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Doktor, gruaja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e bukur dhe m\u00eb tradhton vazhdimisht! \u00c7do nat\u00eb shkon te bari i Marios dhe b\u00ebn seks me burrin e par\u00eb q\u00eb ia k\u00ebrkon k\u00ebt\u00eb… Po \u00e7mendem! M\u00eb thoni, ju lutem, \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj?
\n– Mbi t\u00eb gjitha, qet\u00ebsohuni, zot\u00ebri dhe m\u00eb thoni me sakt\u00ebsi; ku \u00ebsht\u00eb ky bari i Marios?<\/p>\n
N\u00eb klinik\u00eb
\nAktorja e njohur, shkon n\u00eb klinik\u00eb dhe pyet: – Duhet t\u00eb zhvishem?
\n– Jo, jo, s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja… \u2013 p\u00ebrgjigjet mjeku. \u2013 i kam par\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb filmat tuaj…<\/p>\n
Mes kanibal\u00ebsh…
\nBurri: – V\u00ebllai yt nuk m\u00eb p\u00eblqen…
\nGruaja: – Mir\u00eb, i dashur, dakord, po ha patatet t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn…<\/p>\n
\u00c7ifti
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb grua b\u00ebjn\u00eb dashuri n\u00eb makin\u00eb, n\u00eb mes t\u00eb err\u00ebsir\u00ebs. Pas her\u00ebs s\u00eb par\u00eb, gruaja k\u00ebrkon edhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr dhe burri s\u2019ia prish. Pas s\u00eb dyt\u00ebs, ajo k\u00ebrkon dhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr dhe ai prap\u00eb nuk ia prish… pas s\u00eb tret\u00ebs, gruaja vazhdon t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb… At\u00ebhere, burri i p\u00ebrgjigjet:
\n– T\u00eb dal pak nga makina sa t\u00eb marr veten?
\nKur del jasht\u00eb, burri sheh dik\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb ka ndaluar makin\u00ebn e tij dhe po i nd\u00ebrron gom\u00ebn. At\u00ebhere shkon tek ai dhe i thot\u00eb: – Kam n\u00eb makin\u00eb nj\u00ebr\u00ebn q\u00eb nuk ka t\u00eb ngopur… t\u00eb vjen keq t\u00eb shkosh ti tek ajo dhe ta nd\u00ebrroj un\u00eb gom\u00ebn?
\nBurri habitet me k\u00ebt\u00eb k\u00ebrkes\u00eb, por duke e par\u00eb se e ka seriozisht, futet n\u00eb makin\u00ebn e err\u00ebt… Pas pak, vjen nj\u00eb polic dhe, me elektrik, ndri\u00e7on makin\u00ebn. Duke par\u00eb \u00e7iftin brenda, ai pyet:
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebni k\u00ebtu?
\n– Po b\u00ebj dashuri me gruan time! \u2013 p\u00ebrgjigjet burri.
\n– Ashtu? Duhet ta b\u00ebni n\u00eb makin\u00eb ju, s\u2019mund ta b\u00ebni qet\u00ebsisht n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb tuaj?
\n– N\u00eb fakt… keni t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, por un\u00eb, tani q\u00eb ndez\u00ebt ju elektrikun e mora vesh se ishte gruaja ime…<\/p>\n
Ndryshimi
\n– Ku q\u00ebndron ndryshimi mes nj\u00eb avokati t\u00eb pandersh\u00ebm dhe nj\u00eb tjetri, t\u00eb ndersh\u00ebm?
\n– I dyti \u00ebsht\u00eb i papun\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Dembeli
\nE vun\u00eb nj\u00eb dembel t\u00eb \u00e7ante drut\u00eb, por po vonohej. At\u00ebhere shkuan ta shihnin.
\n– Pse, ulur \u00e7ahen drut\u00eb? – i than\u00eb.
\n– Po e provova edhe shtrir\u00eb, por nuk i \u00e7ava dot, ndaj vendosa t\u00eb q\u00ebndroj ulur.
\nPijaneci i penduar
\nNj\u00eb pijanec kishte ulur kok\u00ebn n\u00eb banakun e klubit dhe qante me d\u00ebnes\u00eb. Banakierit i erdhi keq dhe e pyeti:
\n– P\u00ebrse qan?
\n– L\u00ebre, se mbr\u00ebme e shita gruan p\u00ebr nj\u00eb shishe konjak…
\n– Mos je penduar dhe do ta kthesh p\u00ebrs\u00ebri?
\n– Kurr\u00ebn e kurr\u00ebs! – ia priti pijaneci. – Jam penduar vet\u00ebm q\u00eb nuk e shita p\u00ebr dy shishe t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tradhtia Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon te mjeku, shum\u00eb i tronditur dhe i thot\u00eb: – Doktor, gruaja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e bukur dhe m\u00eb tradhton vazhdimisht! \u00c7do nat\u00eb shkon te bari i Marios dhe b\u00ebn seks me burrin e par\u00eb q\u00eb ia k\u00ebrkon k\u00ebt\u00eb… Po \u00e7mendem! M\u00eb thoni, ju lutem, \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj? – Mbi t\u00eb gjitha, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[902],"class_list":["post-4139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}