Q\u00eb u krijua bota, meshkujve dhe femrave u \u00ebsht\u00eb dashur t\u00eb bashk\u00ebjetojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb mir\u00ebn e species son\u00eb, por q\u00ebkur homo sapiens hapi goj\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb folur, gjuha e meshkujve dhe ajo e fermave kan\u00eb marr\u00eb dy rrug\u00eb evolucioni t\u00eb ndryshme. Fakti q\u00eb flasim t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gjuh\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se u japim t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn pesh\u00eb fjal\u00ebve, as q\u00eb ato kan\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn dometh\u00ebnie. Literatura, kinematografia, piktura, \u00e7do form\u00eb arti \u00ebsht\u00eb plot me shembuj keqkuptimi mes burrave dhe grave. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb arsye, n\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebniet me seksin tjet\u00ebr nganj\u00ebher\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb ta mbash goj\u00ebn mbyllur, sepse p\u00ebr nj\u00eb bashk\u00ebjetes\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb, nuk jan\u00eb aq fjal\u00ebt, sesa dometh\u00ebnia e tyre ajo q\u00eb ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi… T\u00eb gjith\u00eb, si burrat, ashtu edhe grat\u00eb, ka pasur situata q\u00eb i kan\u00eb menduar gj\u00ebrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilat shkruajm\u00eb m\u00eb posht\u00eb. Ja, cilat kan\u00eb qen\u00eb ato:<\/p>\n
1. Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb, kjo ishte nj\u00eb orgazm\u00eb?!
\nAi: Ca dridhje m\u00eb shum\u00eb, nj\u00eb kontraktim m\u00eb i fuqish\u00ebm, me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb n\u00eb shtrat \u00ebsht\u00eb gati t\u00eb marr\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka p\u00ebr orgazm\u00ebn e partneres s\u00eb vet. Pavar\u00ebsisht n\u00ebse do t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb m\u00eb pas t\u2019u l\u00ebvdohet shok\u00ebve t\u00eb vet, apo jo, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb zbret n\u00eb fush\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb gol… pak r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka n\u00ebse topi \u00ebsht\u00eb futur v\u00ebrtet n\u00eb port\u00eb; mjafton t\u00eb ekzaltohesh.
\nAjo: Dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt q\u00eb shtr\u00ebngohen, syt\u00eb q\u00eb zgurdullohen, fytyr\u00eb e kontraktuar, aq qesharake sa ai duket si nj\u00eb aktor Hollivudi… q\u00eb luan n\u00eb filmin \u201cPlaneti i majmun\u00ebve\u201d.
\n2. K\u00ebt\u00eb duhet ta mbaj mend
\nAi: Nj\u00eb gjoks i mbushur, t\u00eb pasme prej modeleje, gjat\u00eb seksit burri v\u00ebshtron \u00e7do centimet\u00ebr t\u00eb trupit t\u00eb partneres. K\u00ebto foto ai i ruan n\u00eb mendje dhe i sh\u00ebrbejn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u eksituar m\u00eb pas.
\nAjo: E keni parasysh at\u00eb q\u00eb thoshte m\u00ebsuesja e fillores \u201c\u00cbsht\u00eb i zoti, por nuk studion sa duhet?\u201d. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, \u00ebsht\u00eb e kund\u00ebrta: Impenjimi i partnerit nuk mund t\u00eb mohohet, por nuk arrin at\u00eb q\u00eb duhet. N\u00eb k\u00ebto raste, \u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb shfryt\u00ebzosh koh\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb menduar di\u00e7ka praktike, si p\u00ebr shembull: \u201cDuhet t\u00eb paguaj fatur\u00ebn e drit\u00ebs\u201d.
\n3. Mendo p\u00ebr…
\nAi: Burrit i p\u00eblqen kaq shum\u00eb t\u00eb luaj\u00eb, sa do q\u00eb \u201cndeshja\u201d t\u00eb mos mbaroj\u00eb kurr\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si n\u00eb fush\u00eb, kur trajneri e th\u00ebrret p\u00ebr ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuar dhe ai b\u00ebn sikur nuk d\u00ebgjon. Ashtu edhe n\u00eb shtrat, kur arrin momenti, ai b\u00ebn gjith\u00e7ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar akoma disa minuta.
\nAjo: Kur vrapon bashk\u00eb me Usain Bolt \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t\u00eb arrish e para n\u00eb finish, por p\u00ebr fat, n\u00eb shumic\u00ebn e rasteve, gara \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb vrap kok\u00eb m\u00eb kok\u00eb. Pik\u00ebrisht kur gruaja sheh se partneri i saj \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, duhet t\u00eb gjej\u00eb forca p\u00ebr p\u00ebrshpejtimin e fundit. Ajo at\u00ebhere imagjinon sikur ka pran\u00eb Brad Pitin, ose t\u00eb dashurin e par\u00eb, q\u00eb nuk e ka harruar kurr\u00eb, klasik\u00eb t\u00eb nevojsh\u00ebm p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb rast…
\n4. Jepi, forca…
\nAi: L\u00ebvizje prej skizofreni, krevati q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb gati duke r\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebrtok\u00eb dhe pompa, si n\u00eb palest\u00ebr. Njohurit\u00eb e para p\u00ebr seksin djemt\u00eb e rinj i marrin nga pornoja, ku p\u00ebrb\u00ebr\u00ebsi sentimental rrall\u00eb b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb skenar, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb edhe n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e p\u00ebrditshme, n\u00eb fillim t\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnieve, ata veprojn\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn m\u00ebnyr\u00eb. Megjithat\u00eb, mos u shqet\u00ebsoni, jan\u00eb t\u00eb rrall\u00eb ata q\u00eb mbeten n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb stad.
\nAjo: L\u00ebvizje sensuale, m\u00eb shum\u00eb nj\u00eb valle barku n\u00eb unison, sesa nj\u00eb matrapik. K\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia fem\u00ebrore nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb (vet\u00ebm) \u00e7\u00ebshtje mekanike, por sidomos psikologjike. Edhe p\u00ebr vajzat \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje filmi, por i nj\u00eb zhanri tjet\u00ebr. E keni d\u00ebgjuar filmin \u201cGhost\u201d, me Demi Mur dhe Patrik Suejz?
\n5. Ta marr\u00eb djalli!
\nAi dhe Ajo: Kur arrin t\u00eb mendosh \u201cta marr\u00eb djalli\u201d, nuk ke \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebnkupton, situata \u00ebsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb. N\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb figurative, n\u00ebse shkopi i flamurit nuk b\u00ebn pun\u00ebn e shkopit, flamuri nuk mund t\u00eb ngrihet! T\u00eb dyja pal\u00ebt jan\u00eb n\u00eb shtrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn arsye, prandaj t\u00eb dy mbeten keq pas k\u00ebsaj, por nuk duhet dramatizuar situata. E mbani mend Rosella O\u2019Har\u00ebn, te filmi \u201cBashk\u00eb me er\u00ebn\u201d? Nes\u00ebr \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb e re.
\n6. E b\u00ebjm\u00eb ndryshe
\nAi: Njeriut i p\u00eblqen rutina dhe rrall\u00eb e koncepton fantazin\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e p\u00ebrditshme, p\u00ebrve\u00e7se n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb artist. E nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb ndodh edhe n\u00eb seks, e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t\u00eb largohesh shum\u00eb nga 15 pozicionet e para t\u00eb Kamasutr\u00ebs. \u00cbsht\u00eb pak a shum\u00eb si me nj\u00eb ari, t\u00eb cilit i p\u00eblqen t\u00eb hyj\u00eb n\u00eb letargji n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn shpell\u00eb, me disa p\u00ebrjashtime, kur hyn nga dera e pasme…
\nAjo: Filma si \u201cAn Officer and a Gentleman\u201d. apo \u201cPretty VVoman\u201d jan\u00eb ata q\u00eb ndezin fantazit\u00eb erotike fem\u00ebrore. P\u00ebr t\u00eb ndezur pasionin e gruas n\u00eb \u00e7ift nuk ka gj\u00eb m\u00eb stimuluese sesa t\u00eb luash role, me nj\u00eb k\u00ebshill\u00eb t\u00eb vetme: N\u00ebse doni t\u00eb visheni si oficer marine, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn sigurohuni se jeni t\u00eb aft\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrballeni me Ri\u00e7ard Girin (n\u00eb filmin e par\u00eb). T\u00eb pakt\u00ebn, pjes\u00ebrisht…
\n7. Kjo ishte e gjitha
\nAi: Pas 12 pun\u00ebve t\u00eb lodhshme (si ato t\u00eb Herkulit), si p\u00ebr shembull: Ta shoq\u00ebrosh partneren p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar, t\u00eb d\u00ebgjosh shp\u00ebrthimet e saj n\u00eb telefon, ose t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh nj\u00eb film romantik, \u00e7do burr\u00eb pret nj\u00eb shp\u00ebrblim, por nganj\u00ebher\u00eb 12 pun\u00ebt marrin rolin e shlyerjes s\u00eb nj\u00eb gabimi, si p\u00ebr Herkulin. Karm\u00eb e keqe?
\nAjo: Kur nj\u00eb burr\u00eb paraqitet para tej me dhurata dhe makin\u00eb t\u00eb modelit t\u00eb fundit, p\u00ebr disa bien zilet e alarmit, p\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera, jo. Fakt \u00ebsht\u00eb se kur nj\u00eb burr\u00eb b\u00ebn shum\u00eb premtime dhe nuk i mban, zhg\u00ebnjimi \u00ebsht\u00eb i madh…
\n8. Po ky, \u00e7far\u00eb ka nd\u00ebrmend?!
\nAi: Seks i rast\u00ebsish\u00ebm, apo seks rutin\u00eb, ka momente kur ai mendon se i ka par\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha. Por nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebshtu dhe surpriza \u00ebsht\u00eb pothuajse gjithmon\u00eb sinonim i k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsis\u00eb.
\nAjo: Grave u p\u00eblqen t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb seks me partnerin e tyre, t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb seks po aq sa edhe burrat, por ashtu si burrat, ka raste q\u00eb grat\u00eb duan t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb seks n\u00eb mes t\u00eb nat\u00ebs, ose vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr vet\u00ebm dhe n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb moment \u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb nxjerr\u00ebsh nga sirtari (ose nga cilindri) lepurushin…
\n9. Poooo!
\nAi dhe ajo: Ndodh rrall\u00eb, por p\u00ebr fat, ndodh m\u00eb shpesh te \u00e7iftet q\u00eb e njohin mir\u00eb nj\u00ebri-tjetrin. Kur e arrijn\u00eb t\u00eb dy orgazm\u00ebn n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin moment, k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia \u00ebsht\u00eb e jasht\u00ebzakonshme, s\u00eb pari sepse orgazma \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb nga k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsit\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha n\u00eb bot\u00eb dhe s\u00eb dyti, \u00ebsht\u00eb bukur ta ndash me dik\u00eb q\u00eb e dashuron… \u00c7\u2019mund t\u00eb k\u00ebrkosh m\u00eb shum\u00eb nga jeta?
\n10. Qepe goj\u00ebn
\nAi: Meshkujve u p\u00eblqejn\u00eb fjal\u00ebt e ndyra dhe u p\u00eblqen edhe q\u00eb t\u00eb relaksohen n\u00eb divan, me partneren para k\u00ebmb\u00ebve, t\u00eb dy t\u00eb mb\u00ebshtjell\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb heshtje q\u00eb vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb moment i till\u00eb mund ta dhuroj\u00eb. Me dy fjale: Seks oral.
\nAjo: Grave u p\u00eblqen kur \u00ebsht\u00eb burri ai q\u00eb e merr nism\u00ebn. Ndjesia e t\u00eb qenit e dominuar, n\u00eb sensin m\u00eb mbrojt\u00ebs t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj fjale, pa zbritur m\u00eb pas n\u00eb nuancat e gris\u00eb… \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje natyrale, bile primitive. Problemi \u00ebsht\u00eb kur ai e ekzagjeron me sharje t\u00eb ndyra si ato t\u00eb rrug\u00ebs, q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb eksitonin… sipas tij.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Q\u00eb u krijua bota, meshkujve dhe femrave u \u00ebsht\u00eb dashur t\u00eb bashk\u00ebjetojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb mir\u00ebn e species son\u00eb, por q\u00ebkur homo sapiens hapi goj\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb folur, gjuha e meshkujve dhe ajo e fermave kan\u00eb marr\u00eb dy rrug\u00eb evolucioni t\u00eb ndryshme. Fakti q\u00eb flasim t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gjuh\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se u japim t\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[905],"class_list":["post-4110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intimitet","tag-seks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}