Orgazma
\nNj\u00eb grua shkon te mjeku:
\n– Doktor, kam nj\u00eb problem shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh… Kur arrin orgazm\u00ebn, im shoq ul\u00ebret!
\nMjeku: – Dhe ky \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb problem? S\u2019m\u00eb duket…
\nGruaja: – Ashtu thoni ju, por p\u00ebr mua \u00ebsht\u00eb, se kur b\u00ebrtet ashtu, m\u00eb zgjon nga gjumi!<\/p>\n
Papagalli llafazan
\nPapagalli i nj\u00eb qendre tregtare, \u00e7do dit\u00eb, sapo shihte nj\u00eb burr\u00eb, i thoshte:
\n– Gruaja jote ta dredh… Gruaja jote ta dredh…
\nZot\u00ebria, i inatosur, ia kthen: – Qepe, p\u00ebrndryshe erdha e t\u2019i shkula t\u00eb gjitha puplat!
\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, papagalli vazhdon po nj\u00ebsoj: – Gruaja jote ta dredh… Gruaja jote ta dredh…
\nDit\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr po ashtu. At\u00ebhere, burri, ashtu si\u00e7 e kishte k\u00ebrc\u00ebnuar, e merr papagallin, ia shkul t\u00eb gjitha puplat dhe e l\u00eb pran\u00eb dritares. Po at\u00eb dit\u00eb, papagalli shikon nj\u00eb tullac q\u00eb kalonte aty af\u00ebr dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– H\u00eb mo, edhe ti si un\u00eb \u00eb? Nuk e qep dot goj\u00ebn!…<\/p>\n
Transplanti
\nNj\u00eb shoku im b\u00ebri nj\u00eb transplant zemre. Para se t\u00eb dilte nga spitali, kirurgu i dha disa k\u00ebshilla:
\n– Ki parasysh q\u00eb ta kontrollosh shpesh kolesterolin, t\u00eb mos pish as aslkool e as duhan dhe t\u00eb flesh t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn tet\u00eb or\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb.
\n– Po p\u00ebrsa i p\u00ebrket jet\u00ebs sime seksuale? – pyet i shqet\u00ebsuar pacienti.
\n– Pa problem, mund t\u00eb b\u00ebsh seks… ama vet\u00ebm me bashk\u00ebshorten, sepse nuk duhet t\u00eb eksitohesh shum\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Emri
\nNj\u00eb djal\u00eb njihet me nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb bukuroshe amerikane dhe, pasi i ofron di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb, e pyet se si e ka emrin.
\n– Karmen! – p\u00ebrgjigjet ajo.
\n– Oh, sa em\u00ebr i bukur! Mamaja ta ka v\u00ebn\u00eb?
\n– Jo, jo, ia kam v\u00ebn\u00eb un\u00eb vetes sime\u2026
\n– E pse pik\u00ebrisht k\u00ebshtu?
\n– Po sepse mua m\u00eb p\u00eblqejn\u00eb makinat (car-makina angl.) dhe burrat (men-burra angl.). Po ty, si t\u00eb quajn\u00eb?
\n– Beersex (beer-birr\u00eb angl. + sex-seks)!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb bot\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr
\nTri gra arrijn\u00eb n\u00eb bot\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr dhe Sh\u00ebn Pjetri u thot\u00eb:
\n– Kush nga ju e ka tradhtuar burrin, t\u00eb ngrej\u00eb dor\u00ebn!
\nDy gra ngren\u00eb dor\u00ebn.
\nSh\u00ebn Pjetri: – Q\u00eb t\u00eb treja n\u00eb Purgator! Ju t\u00eb dyja q\u00eb fol\u00ebt dhe ajo shurdhja\u2026<\/p>\n
Gjermani…
\n– Maria! Si quhet ai gjermani q\u00eb m\u00eb l\u00eb mua pa mend?!
\n– Alzheimer, gjyshe, Alzheimer!<\/p>\n
Kursi i policis\u00eb
\nInstruktori i polic\u00ebve u drejtohet rekrut\u00ebve:
\n– Fillojm\u00eb! Un\u00eb lahem, ti lahesh, ai lahet… \u00c7far\u00eb kohe \u00ebsht\u00eb?
\nRekrut\u00ebt n\u00eb kor: – E diel!<\/p>\n
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Orgazma Nj\u00eb grua shkon te mjeku: – Doktor, kam nj\u00eb problem shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh… Kur arrin orgazm\u00ebn, im shoq ul\u00ebret! Mjeku: – Dhe ky \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb problem? S\u2019m\u00eb duket… Gruaja: – Ashtu thoni ju, por p\u00ebr mua \u00ebsht\u00eb, se kur b\u00ebrtet ashtu, m\u00eb zgjon nga gjumi! Papagalli llafazan Papagalli i nj\u00eb qendre tregtare, \u00e7do dit\u00eb, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}