Te psikologu
\n– Doktor, kam nj\u00eb problem shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh, jam e varur nga seksi… vet\u00ebm aty e kam mendjen!
\n– Oh, zonj\u00eb, para se t\u00eb fillojm\u00eb… m\u00eb duhet t\u2019ju them tarif\u00ebn time: Marr 80 euro p\u00ebr nj\u00eb or\u00eb!
\n– V\u00ebrtet? Po p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn?<\/p>\n
Fallxhorja
\nNj\u00eb grua i afrohet nj\u00eb burri dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Un\u00eb jam fallxhore dhe, me 15 mij\u00eb lek, mund t\u2019ju tregoj t\u00eb ardhmen…
\n– Ja ku i keni 15 mij\u00eb lek… M\u00eb thoni!
\n– Un\u00eb do t\u00eb jem fallxhore, ti do t\u00eb jesh fallxhore, ai ajo do t\u00eb jet\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Vjehrra
\nShoqja, shoqes: – Jo thjesht e dua, por e adhuroj vjehrr\u00ebn time!
\n– Ashtu, e si ia tregon k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\n– Oh, e marr me vete kudo q\u00eb shkoj, por ajo gjithmon\u00eb arrin ta gjej\u00eb rrug\u00ebn e kthimit n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi\u2026<\/p>\n
Polici n\u00eb maternitet
\nMjeku: – Zot\u00ebri, u b\u00ebt\u00eb me binjak\u00eb… Urime!
\nPolici, i inatosur, n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb dhom\u00eb, tek e shoqja, niset t\u00eb dal\u00eb jasht\u00eb…
\nMjeku: – Zot\u00ebri, dhoma \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebtej…
\n– Nuk kam pun\u00eb andej un\u00eb! Q\u00eb nj\u00ebri f\u00ebmij\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i imi, e di… Tani duhet t\u00eb dal t\u00eb gjej babain e tjetrit!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb restorant
\nNj\u00eb tip, ulet n\u00eb tavolin\u00ebn e restorantit dhe porosit p\u00ebr antipast\u00eb brusketa me arra, pjat\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb, spageti me pesto arrash, pjat\u00eb t\u00eb dyt\u00eb eskallop me arra, \u00ebmb\u00eblsir\u00eb nj\u00eb fet\u00eb tort\u00eb me arra dhe, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbaruar, nj\u00eb shishe me raki arrash. Kamerieri u p\u00ebrmbajt sa u p\u00ebrmbajt, ama nd\u00ebrsa klienti po hante \u00ebmb\u00eblsir\u00ebn, nuk iu durua dot dhe iu afrua:
\n– A mund t\u2019ju b\u00ebj nj\u00eb pyetje?
\nKlienti: – Sigurisht!
\nKamerieri: – P\u00ebr \u00e7\u2019arsye porosit\u00ebt vet\u00ebm ushqim t\u00eb p\u00ebrgatitur me arra?
\nKlienti: – Epo, m\u00eb duhet t\u2019ju them di\u00e7ka… Gjyshi im ka jetuar gjer n\u00eb 105 vje\u00e7, pa u s\u00ebmurur as edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb…
\nKamerieri, kurioz: – Duke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb arra?
\nKlienti: – Jo, duke mos i futur hund\u00ebt n\u00eb pun\u00ebt e t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve!<\/p>\n
Moketi
\nDy pun\u00ebtor\u00eb po montojn\u00eb moketin n\u00eb nj\u00eb apartament. Pasi kan\u00eb mbaruar pun\u00ebn, shohin n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb dhom\u00ebs nj\u00eb t\u00eb fryr\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl. Pun\u00ebtori i par\u00eb, i thot\u00eb tjetrit:
\n– Mos! Ke harruar paket\u00ebn n\u00ebn moket! Po tani, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb? S\u2019mund t\u00eb \u00e7montojm\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb moketin!
\n– Mos u shqet\u00ebso… shko shkele mir\u00eb at\u00eb fryrjen dhe askujt s\u2019ka p\u00ebr t\u2019i r\u00ebn\u00eb gj\u00eb n\u00eb sy!
\nPun\u00ebtori ndjek k\u00ebshill\u00ebn e kolegut dhe, pas ca tentativash, arrin ta shfryj\u00eb gung\u00ebn. Vjen pronarja e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, i fal\u00ebnderon p\u00ebr pun\u00ebn e mir\u00eb q\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb dhe u jep nj\u00eb paket\u00eb cigare:
\n– K\u00ebto i kishit harruar n\u00eb kuzhin\u00eb, kur ju b\u00ebra kafen\u00eb. Po macja ime, ju ra n\u00eb sy k\u00ebtej rrotull?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Te psikologu – Doktor, kam nj\u00eb problem shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh, jam e varur nga seksi… vet\u00ebm aty e kam mendjen! – Oh, zonj\u00eb, para se t\u00eb fillojm\u00eb… m\u00eb duhet t\u2019ju them tarif\u00ebn time: Marr 80 euro p\u00ebr nj\u00eb or\u00eb! – V\u00ebrtet? Po p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn? Fallxhorja Nj\u00eb grua i afrohet nj\u00eb burri dhe i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3780\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}