Qet\u00ebsuesi
\n– Doktor, qet\u00ebsuesi q\u00eb i dhat\u00eb gruas sime \u00ebsht\u00eb i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm! Para ca koh\u00ebsh, ajo ishte aq nervoze, sa nuk arrija as t\u00eb b\u00ebja dashuri me t\u00eb…
\n– Po tani?
\n– Tani, me t\u00eb e b\u00ebn dashuri i gjith\u00eb fshati…<\/p>\n
Polici dhe hoteli
\nNj\u00eb polic, ulet jasht\u00eb nj\u00eb hoteli dhe ia ngul syt\u00eb nj\u00eb dhome n\u00eb katin e dyt\u00eb, p\u00ebr dy or\u00eb rresht. Kolegu i tij, i habitur, e pyet se \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebn. Polici i p\u00ebrgjigjet:
\n– M\u00eb porositi shefi, q\u00eb t\u2019i fiksoj nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb n\u00eb hotel\u2026<\/p>\n
Profesioni
\nN\u00eb tren, dy udh\u00ebtar\u00eb, po bisedojn\u00eb. Thot\u00eb i pari:
\n– Un\u00eb jam p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues shitjesh… \u2013 dhe tregon ngjarje t\u00eb lidhura me profesionin dhe aktivitetin e tij. \u2013 Po ju, \u00e7far\u00eb profesioni keni?
\n– Un\u00eb jetoj me krime… vjedhje, rr\u00ebmbime, vrasje…
\nUdh\u00ebtari i par\u00eb, i b\u00ebr\u00eb dyll i verdh\u00eb pas k\u00ebtyre fjal\u00ebve, ngrihet p\u00ebr t\u00eb ikur, por i dyti e ndalon:
\n– E kisha fjal\u00ebn… Jam avokat!<\/p>\n
Ekologjisti i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb ekologjist?
\n– Nj\u00eb njeri q\u00eb shkruan libra prej 600 faqesh, n\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebt pyet se ku kan\u00eb p\u00ebrfunduar pem\u00ebt…<\/p>\n
N\u00eb cirk
\nSpektak\u00ebl i jasht\u00ebakonsh\u00ebm… nj\u00eb brune shum\u00eb e bukur, gjys\u00ebm e zhveshur, hyn n\u00eb kafaazin e tigrit. Vajza afrohet dhe shtrihet pran\u00eb bish\u00ebs, e cila l\u00ebshon nj\u00eb britm\u00eb rr\u00ebnqeth\u00ebse, pastaj nis t\u00eb nuhas\u00eb vajz\u00ebn dhe n\u00eb fund, si nj\u00eb qenush i \u00ebmb\u00ebl, nis ta l\u00ebpij\u00eb me \u00ebmb\u00eblsi n\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb trupin…
\nShp\u00ebrthejn\u00eb duartrokitjet e publikut dhe n\u00eb sken\u00eb, del prezantuesi, q\u00eb pyet publikun:
\n– Dhe tani, zonja e zot\u00ebrinj, n\u00ebse ndonj\u00eb prej jush \u00ebsht\u00eb i aft\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gj\u00eb, le t\u00eb vij\u00eb k\u00ebtu dhe ne do t\u2019i japim nj\u00ebqind mij\u00eb euro!
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb, b\u00ebrtet me t\u00eb madhe: – Vij un\u00eb… vij un\u00eb…
\n– Jeni i sigurt\u00eb zot\u00ebri?! \u2013 habitet prezantuesi me at\u00eb guxim.
\n– Po, po, sigurisht! Po n\u00eb fillim, nxirreni jasht\u00eb tigrin…<\/p>\n
N\u00eb klas\u00eb
\nPasi provimi p\u00ebrfundon, Beni pyet shokun e bang\u00ebs:
\n– H\u00eb, si shkoi?
\n– M\u00eb keq s\u2019ka ku t\u00eb shjkoj\u00eb! E dor\u00ebzova letr\u00ebn t\u00eb bardh\u00eb fare…
\n– Mos m\u00eb thuaj! Edhe un\u00eb ashtu… M\u00ebsuesja do mendoj\u00eb se kemi kopjuar…<\/p>\n
Pa drita
\nBurri gruas: – Ama, u k\u00ebnaqe mbr\u00ebm\u00eb, apo jo?
\nGruaja burrit: – Po, po, ama, t\u00eb them t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, nj\u00eb gj\u00eb nuk e kuptova: Pse ti, n\u00eb kulmin e k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsis\u00eb, m\u00eb th\u00ebrrisje me ca emra t\u00eb tjer\u00eb?
\n– H\u00ebm\u2026 Po ishte err\u00ebsir\u00eb, moj grua, s\u2019dukej gj\u00eb prej gj\u00ebje!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Qet\u00ebsuesi – Doktor, qet\u00ebsuesi q\u00eb i dhat\u00eb gruas sime \u00ebsht\u00eb i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm! Para ca koh\u00ebsh, ajo ishte aq nervoze, sa nuk arrija as t\u00eb b\u00ebja dashuri me t\u00eb… – Po tani? – Tani, me t\u00eb e b\u00ebn dashuri i gjith\u00eb fshati… Polici dhe hoteli Nj\u00eb polic, ulet jasht\u00eb nj\u00eb hoteli dhe ia ngul syt\u00eb nj\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}