Dashuria…
\nKur nj\u00eb grua dashuron nj\u00eb burr\u00eb, do t\u00eb donte q\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, ta shum\u00ebfishonte at\u00eb, n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet f\u00ebmij\u00ebve.
\nKur nj\u00eb burri i p\u00eblqen nj\u00eb grua, do t\u00eb donte ta shum\u00ebfishonte menj\u00ebher\u00eb, n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet nj\u00eb… haremi!<\/p>\n
Te dentisti
\nNj\u00eb zonjush\u00eb t\u00ebrheq\u00ebse shkon te dentisti:
\n– Doktor, t\u00eb dhemb m\u00eb shum\u00eb kur heq nj\u00eb dh\u00ebmb apo kur b\u00ebn nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb?
\n– Zonjush\u00eb, ju lutem… vendosni tani se \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebni, q\u00eb t\u00eb di si ta rregulloj poltron\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
Rimish\u00ebrimi
\nDy miq takohen dhe nisin t\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb:
\n– Antonio, e di \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb rimish\u00ebrim?
\n– Kurr\u00eb nuk e kam d\u00ebgjuar… \u00c7\u2019do t\u00eb thot\u00eb?
\n– Po ja, po ta shpjegoj me nj\u00eb shembull, q\u00eb ta kuptosh m\u00eb mir\u00eb: E z\u00ebm\u00eb se ti vdes, t\u00eb varrosin, trupi kalbet dhe fekondon tok\u00ebn. K\u00ebshtu, mbin bari. Kalon nj\u00eb lop\u00eb q\u00eb e ha barin, ec\u00ebn pak m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara dhe b\u00ebn nj\u00eb bajg\u00eb… Un\u00eb kaloj aty, e shikoj dhe them: \u201cP\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Antonio! Sa keq paske p\u00ebrfunduar!\u201d…
\nAntonio ndihet keq, por nuk e jep veten dhe i p\u00ebrgjigjet mikut: – H\u00ebm, Xhorxh, kjo qenka interesante! Ja, t\u00eb shikojm\u00eb n\u00ebse e kuptova si duhet… Po ta p\u00ebrs\u00ebris: E z\u00ebm\u00eb se ti vdes, t\u00eb varrosin, trupi kalbet dhe fekondon tok\u00ebn. K\u00ebshtu, mbin bari. Kalon nj\u00eb lop\u00eb q\u00eb e ha barin, ec\u00ebn pak m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara dhe b\u00ebn nj\u00eb bajg\u00eb… Un\u00eb kaloj aty, e shikoj dhe them: \u201cP\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Xhorxh! S\u2019paske ndryshuar fare mor burr\u00eb!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Politikan\u00ebt
\nNj\u00eb autobus plot me politikan\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa ec\u00ebn n\u00ebp\u00ebr nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb mali, rr\u00ebzohet dhe bie posht\u00eb, nja nj\u00ebqind metra larg sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb nj\u00eb fshatari. Ky i fundit, del dhe, kur sheh \u00e7far\u00eb ka ndodhur, g\u00ebrmon nj\u00eb grop\u00eb dhe i varros t\u00eb gjith\u00eb.
\nDisa dit\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb, policia gjen autobusin e rr\u00ebzuar dhe e pyet fshatarin n\u00ebse e dinte ku kishin politikan\u00ebt.
\n– I varrosa! – thot\u00eb fshatari.
\n– Pse, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb kishin vdekur?
\n– N\u00eb fakt, disa thoshin se jo, po dihet tani se sa g\u00ebnjeshtar\u00eb jan\u00eb politikan\u00ebt…<\/p>\n
Dua divorcin!
\n– Dua divorcin! – i thot\u00eb burri avokatit t\u00eb tij.
\n– P\u00ebr \u00e7\u2019arsye?
\n– Sepse gruaja ime m\u00eb quajti budalla!
\n– Oh, po kjo nuk m\u00eb duket nj\u00eb arsye e fort\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u divorcuar… – heziton avokati. – m\u00eb thoni me detaje se \u00e7far\u00eb ndodhi…
\n– Epo ja, – thot\u00eb burri. – Dje u ktheva n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi pak m\u00eb her\u00ebt se zakonisht dhe e gjeta gruan time n\u00eb krevat menj\u00eb burr\u00eb tjet\u00ebr. Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, i b\u00ebrtita: \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebn k\u00ebshtu Bora?\u201d dhe ajo m\u2019u p\u00ebrgjigj: \u201cA nuk e shikon, o budalla?!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Plaku dhe djali
\nNj\u00eb djalosh shikon n\u00eb rrug\u00eb nj\u00eb plak dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– H\u00eb xhaje, gj\u00eb e keqe kjo pleq\u00ebria \u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb?!
\n– Po, mor bir po… uroj t\u00eb mos e provosh kurr\u00eb!<\/p>\n
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Dashuria… Kur nj\u00eb grua dashuron nj\u00eb burr\u00eb, do t\u00eb donte q\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, ta shum\u00ebfishonte at\u00eb, n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet f\u00ebmij\u00ebve. Kur nj\u00eb burri i p\u00eblqen nj\u00eb grua, do t\u00eb donte ta shum\u00ebfishonte menj\u00ebher\u00eb, n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet nj\u00eb… haremi! Te dentisti Nj\u00eb zonjush\u00eb t\u00ebrheq\u00ebse shkon te dentisti: – Doktor, t\u00eb dhemb m\u00eb shum\u00eb kur heq nj\u00eb dh\u00ebmb apo kur b\u00ebn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}