Gruaja xheloze
\nNj\u00eb zonj\u00eb bisedon me sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtoren dhe e pyeti pse ka ikur nga vendi ku punonte m\u00eb par\u00eb:
\n– U krijua nj\u00eb situat\u00eb shum\u00eb e nd\u00ebrlikuar, – tha sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtorja. – N\u00eb at\u00eb sht\u00ebpi s\u2019punohej: F\u00ebmija q\u00eb mbaja tregohej gjithmon\u00eb e m\u00eb i ngath\u00ebt, nd\u00ebrsa zotnia, \u00e7do dit\u00eb e m\u00eb aktiv. Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, zonja ishte tep\u00ebr xheloze\u2026
\n– Mir\u00eb, n\u00eb rregull, – tha zonja, – k\u00ebtu s\u2019do t\u00eb kesh probleme t\u00eb tilla, i vogli \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb aktiv, nd\u00ebrsa i madhi, \u00ebsht\u00eb i ngath\u00ebt\u2026 Un\u00eb s\u2019jam xheloze p\u00ebr t\u00eb, po kujdes, ama, se po mori dhe ai shembull nga i biri, mund t\u00eb krijohet e nj\u00ebjta situat\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Seksi dhe spanjollja
\nNj\u00eb djal\u00eb shkoi te nj\u00eb miku i tij mjek dhe i qau hallin.
\n– Shiko, kam njohur nj\u00eb spanjolle dhe e kam ftuar p\u00ebr dark\u00eb. M\u00eb premtoi se do t\u00eb flej\u00eb me mua t\u00ebr\u00eb nat\u00ebn. Ti e di se \u00e7\u2019femra t\u00eb nxehta jan\u00eb ato, prandaj, m\u00eb jep t\u00eb lutem ndonj\u00eb ila\u00e7 q\u00eb t\u00eb mos turp\u00ebrohem.
\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen u takuan p\u00ebrs\u00ebri.
\nMjeku: – H\u00eb?
\n– Shk\u00eblqyesh\u00ebm! Ila\u00e7 m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb s\u2019m\u00eb kan\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb syt\u00eb. Tet\u00eb her\u00eb\u2026
\n– Po ajo mbeti e k\u00ebnaqur?
\n– Ajo s\u2019erdhi fare xhan\u00ebm, po un\u00eb ngaq\u00eb s\u2019duroja dot, kalova sakaq n\u00eb vet\u00ebsh\u00ebrbim\u2026<\/p>\n
E v\u00ebshtira
\nNj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e bukur, q\u00eb arg\u00ebtohet duke b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00ebn me t\u00eb dashurin, i thot\u00eb atij:
\n– E di? Kur t\u00eb martohem un\u00eb, shum\u00eb burra do t\u00eb d\u00ebshp\u00ebrohen\u2026
\n– Ashtu? – p\u00ebrgjigjet ai. – Pse k\u00ebshtu, me sa burra ke nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb martohesh?<\/p>\n
K\u00ebmb\u00ebngul\u00ebsi
\n– Babi, do t\u00eb ma blesh motorrin?
\n– Jo!
\n– Babi, do t\u00eb ma blesh motorrin?
\n– Jo!
\n– Babi, do t\u00eb ma blesh motorrin?
\n– M\u00eb \u00e7mende! \u00c7far\u00eb koke ke k\u00ebshtu?!
\n– Pse, do t\u00eb m\u00eb blesh edhe kask\u00ebn?!<\/p>\n
Bjondia dhe brunia
\nNj\u00eb bjonde dhe nj\u00eb brune, bisedojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb dashurit e tyre:
\nBrunia: – Mbr\u00ebm\u00eb, kam p\u00ebrjetuar tre orgazma me radh\u00eb!
\nBjondia: – Oh, po kjo s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb asgj\u00eb\u2026 Un\u00eb kam p\u00ebrjetuar m\u00eb shum\u00eb se pes\u00ebdhjet\u00eb\u2026
\nBrunia: – Uau! Kushedi sa gj\u00eb e bukur duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb!
\nBjondia, pak e hutuar: – M\u00eb fal, se mos u keqkuptuam\u2026 ti e kishe fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin djal\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Qet\u00ebsuesi
\n– Doktor, qet\u00ebsuesi q\u00eb i dhat\u00eb gruas sime \u00ebsht\u00eb i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm! Para ca koh\u00ebsh, ajo ishte aq nervoze, sa nuk arrija as t\u00eb b\u00ebja dashuri me t\u00eb…
\n– Po tani?
\n– Tani, me t\u00eb e b\u00ebn dashuri i gjith\u00eb fshati…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gruaja xheloze Nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb bisedon me sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtoren dhe e pyeti pse ka ikur nga vendi ku punonte m\u00eb par\u00eb: – U krijua nj\u00eb situat\u00eb shum\u00eb e nd\u00ebrlikuar, – tha sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtorja. – N\u00eb at\u00eb sht\u00ebpi s\u2019punohej: F\u00ebmija q\u00eb mbaja tregohej gjithmon\u00eb e m\u00eb i ngath\u00ebt, nd\u00ebrsa zotnia, \u00e7do dit\u00eb e m\u00eb aktiv. Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, zonja […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}