Polici
\nPolici pret n\u00eb spital t\u00eb dal\u00eb gruaja q\u00eb ka hyr\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb lindur. I thon\u00eb se f\u00ebmija lindi dhe polici futet brenda. F\u00ebmija, n\u00eb fakt, \u00ebsht\u00eb zezak dhe infermierja, duke e par\u00eb se sa bjond ishte i ati, nuk heziton dhe e pyet:
\n– M\u00eb falni, f\u00ebmija juaj \u00ebsht\u00eb?
\n– Ka shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi… – p\u00ebrgjigjet polici. – Gruaja ime gjithmon\u00eb i djeg gj\u00ebrat!<\/p>\n
Demat
\nNj\u00eb vajz\u00eb fshati \u00ebsht\u00eb mb\u00ebshtetur n\u00eb murin rrethues t\u00eb kopes\u00eb s\u00eb demave kur vjen nj\u00eb makin\u00eb, nga e cila zbret nj\u00eb zot\u00ebri e i thot\u00eb:
\n– Dua t\u00eb flas me babain t\u00ebnd.
\n– Babi \u00ebsht\u00eb i z\u00ebn\u00eb, por n\u00ebse jeni i interesuar p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb nj\u00eb dem, jua tregoj un\u00eb \u00e7mimet. Nj\u00eb dem me pem\u00eb gjenealogjike dhe me rezultat t\u00eb sigurt\u00eb, kushtoon 500 euro; nj\u00eb q\u00eb ka garanci n\u00eb rezultat, por nuk ka pem\u00eb gjenealogjike 250 euro, kurse nj\u00eb dem pa garanci dhe pa pem\u00eb gjenealogjike, 100 euro…
\n– Moj vajz\u00eb… Dua t\u00eb flas me t\u00ebt at\u00eb sepse v\u00ebllai yt ka l\u00ebn\u00eb shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb vajz\u00ebn time…
\n– Ah… at\u00ebhere duhet t\u00eb prisni patjet\u00ebr tim at\u00eb, se v\u00ebllait nuk ia di \u00e7mimin…<\/p>\n
Telefonata e \u00e7uditshme
\nNj\u00eb \u00e7ift \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb kuzhin\u00eb, kur bie telefoni. P\u00ebrgjigjet burri:
\n– Alo! Po? E nga ta di un\u00eb? Telefonoji policis\u00eb rrugore!
\nGruaja e pyet se kush ishte dhe burri i p\u00ebrgjigjet:
\n– As q\u00eb e kam iden\u00eb… Ishte nj\u00ebri q\u00eb pyeste n\u00ebse rruga ishte e lir\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Vdekja
\n– Shpresoj t\u00eb vdes n\u00eb gjum\u00eb, si gjyshi im…
\n– Pse?
\n– Po m\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb vdes\u00ebsh n\u00eb gjum\u00eb sesa duke b\u00ebrtitur, si\u00e7 vdiq\u00ebn pasagjer\u00ebt e tij!<\/p>\n
Martesa e dyt\u00eb
\nDy miq takohen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin pas shum\u00eb koh\u00ebsh. Nj\u00ebri, duke e ditur se tjetri ishte martuar s\u00ebrish, e pyet:
\n– Aman, m\u00eb fal p\u00ebr kuriozitetin, po kam koh\u00eb q\u00eb e vras mendjen… Mir\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb vdiq gruaja, po pse u martove s\u00eb dyti, pik\u00ebrisht me motr\u00ebn e saj?
\n– Eh… ty mund t\u00eb ta them t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn! Nuk pata kurajo t\u2019ia nisja nga e para, me nj\u00eb vjehrr\u00eb tjet\u00ebr!<\/p>\n
Filmat porno
\n– P\u00ebrse grat\u00eb i shohin deri n\u00eb fund filmat pornografik\u00eb?
\n– Sepse mendojn\u00eb se n\u00eb fund, ata… do t\u00eb martohen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Polici Polici pret n\u00eb spital t\u00eb dal\u00eb gruaja q\u00eb ka hyr\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb lindur. I thon\u00eb se f\u00ebmija lindi dhe polici futet brenda. F\u00ebmija, n\u00eb fakt, \u00ebsht\u00eb zezak dhe infermierja, duke e par\u00eb se sa bjond ishte i ati, nuk heziton dhe e pyet: – M\u00eb falni, f\u00ebmija juaj \u00ebsht\u00eb? – Ka shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi… – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}