Gjyshi dhe viagra
\nDy nipa mistrec\u00eb duan t\u2019i b\u00ebjn\u00eb nj\u00eb rreng gjyshit t\u00eb tyre. Shkrijn\u00eb nj\u00eb tablet\u00eb viagre n\u00eb kafen\u00eb e tij dhe ia japin p\u00ebr ta pir\u00eb. Direkt pas kafes, gjyshi thot\u00eb se duhet t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb banjo. Pas pak, ai kthehet nga banja, me pantallonat e lagura.
\n– Gjysh, gjysh, \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb ndodhi k\u00ebshtu? – e pyesin nipat.
\n– S\u2019e mora vesh fare. E nxora jasht\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb urinuar, por e pash\u00eb q\u00eb nuk ishte imi dhe e futa prap\u00eb brenda!<\/p>\n
Parat\u00eb
\nPo, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, parat\u00eb jan\u00eb shkat\u00ebrrim p\u00ebr njer\u00ebzit; ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht, kur nuk i kemi!<\/p>\n
Pasuordi
\n– Sot, u ula n\u00eb kompjuter p\u00ebr t\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar pasuordin, por nuk e nd\u00ebrrova dot, nuk ma pranonte…
\n– Po pse?
\n– Sepse desha t\u2019i vija pasuordin: \u201cPenis\u201d, por kompjuteri m\u2019u p\u00ebrgjigj: \u201cM\u00eb vjen keq, \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb i shkurt\u00ebr!\u201d<\/p>\n
N\u00eb cirk
\nNj\u00eb tip paraqitet te drejtori i cirkut p\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebrkuar pun\u00eb.
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb dini t\u00eb b\u00ebni ju? – e pyet drejtori.
\n– Un\u00eb di t\u00eb imitoj zogjt\u00eb!
\n– Uf, p\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq kjo s\u2019m\u00eb duket fare interesante\u2026 s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb kushedi se \u00e7far\u00eb; k\u00ebt\u00eb mund ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb.
\n– V\u00ebrtet? Epo mir\u00eb, at\u00ebhere, po iki\u2026 – tha burri, hapi krah\u00ebt dhe iku me fluturim.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb redaksin\u00eb e nj\u00eb gazete
\n– Zoti drejtor, sapo na talefonoi nj\u00eb burr\u00eb me tre koka\u2026
\n– Me tre koka? E \u00e7far\u00eb tha?
\n– Alo! Alo! Alo!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb muajin e mjaltit
\nDy t\u00eb sapomartuar n\u00eb muajin e tyre t\u00eb mjaltit, u ndal\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb hotel. Vjen orari i drek\u00ebs, por ata as q\u00eb duken n\u00eb restorant, n\u00eb dark\u00eb gjithashtu, madje as p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00ebngjesin e s\u00eb nes\u00ebrmes. Kalon nj\u00eb jav\u00eb dhe ata nuk dalin nga dhoma. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nj\u00eb kamerier u troket n\u00eb der\u00eb dhe ata p\u00ebrgjigjen:
\n– Kush \u00ebsht\u00eb?
\n– Jam kamerieri, kam ardhur t\u2019ju njoftoj se keni harruar t\u00eb hani…
\n– Epo, – p\u00ebrgjigjet nusja, – ne nuk kemi nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb dalim p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb sepse ne ham\u00eb frutin e dashuris\u00eb!
\nAt\u00ebhere kamerieri i p\u00ebrgjigjet: – N\u00eb rregull, n\u00eb rregull, s\u2019ka problem \u00e7far\u00eb hani, ama ju lutem, mos i hidhni l\u00ebvozhgat nga dritarja se i mbledhin f\u00ebmij\u00ebt dhe prind\u00ebrit vijn\u00eb e ankohen n\u00eb hotelin ton\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Blerta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gjyshi dhe viagra Dy nipa mistrec\u00eb duan t\u2019i b\u00ebjn\u00eb nj\u00eb rreng gjyshit t\u00eb tyre. Shkrijn\u00eb nj\u00eb tablet\u00eb viagre n\u00eb kafen\u00eb e tij dhe ia japin p\u00ebr ta pir\u00eb. Direkt pas kafes, gjyshi thot\u00eb se duhet t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb banjo. Pas pak, ai kthehet nga banja, me pantallonat e lagura. – Gjysh, gjysh, \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb ndodhi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}