Tri vajzat\u2026
\nNj\u00eb grua kishte tri vajza. Kur m\u00eb e madhja do t\u00eb martohej dhe do t\u00eb shkonte te burri, e \u00ebma iu lut q\u00eb t\u2019i shkruante \u201cdy fjal\u00eb\u201d p\u00ebr jet\u00ebn intime me t\u00eb shoqin. P\u00ebr t\u00eb mos u marr\u00eb vesh nga t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, le t\u00eb shkruante vet\u00ebm firm\u00ebn e ndonj\u00eb kompanie dhe ajo do ta kuptonte. Dhe ja, pas dy dit\u00ebsh, i erdhi letra: Kishte vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb: \u201cNeskafe\u2026\u201d
\n\u201c\u00cbsht\u00eb e k\u00ebnaqur sa s\u2019ka ku t\u00eb vej\u00eb m\u00eb\u201d, tha e \u00ebma me vete, duke u g\u00ebzuar shum\u00eb p\u00ebr fatin e s\u00eb bij\u00ebs. Pas disa koh\u00ebsh, u martua edhe vajza e dyt\u00eb. Edhe ajo, si\u00e7 e kishin l\u00ebn\u00eb me fjal\u00eb, brenda jav\u00ebs i d\u00ebrgoi nj\u00eb mesazh vet\u00ebm me dy fjal\u00eb: \u201cBenson dhe Hedges\u201d\u2026 N\u00ebna e kuptoi se ishte fjala p\u00ebr nj\u00eb firm\u00eb cigaresh dhe filloi t\u00eb k\u00ebrkonte n\u00eb gazeta reklam\u00ebn e saj, p\u00ebr t\u00eb nxjerr\u00eb kuptimin e mesazhit. S\u00eb shpejti, e gjeti dometh\u00ebnien: \u201cEkstra long, King size\u201d\u2026 (T\u00eb gjata! P\u00ebrmasa mbret\u00ebrore). Edhe p\u00ebr fatin e vajz\u00ebs s\u00eb dyt\u00eb u g\u00ebzua\u2026 M\u00eb n\u00eb fund, erdhi dita q\u00eb u martua edhe vajza e tret\u00eb. Ajo e njoftoi vet\u00ebm pas nj\u00eb muaji, po me dy fjal\u00eb: \u201cBritish Airvvays\u201d. N\u00ebna k\u00ebrkoi reklam\u00ebn e e k\u00ebsaj kompanie n\u00eb gazet\u00eb dhe lexoi: \u201cKryejm\u00eb udhtime tri her\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb shtata dit\u00ebt e jav\u00ebs dhe n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha drejtimet\u201d, thoshte reklama…
\nN\u00ebn\u00ebs i ra t\u00eb fik\u00ebt\u2026<\/p>\n
Shenja e gruas
\nNj\u00eb e s\u00ebmur\u00eb shkon n\u00eb urgjenc\u00eb. Gjith\u00eb pjesa posht\u00eb syrit i ishte nxir\u00eb. Mjeku e pyet:
\n– \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo hematom\u00eb kaq e madhe? Kush ju ka rrahur, zonj\u00eb?
\n– S\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb hematom\u00eb\u2026
\n– At\u00ebhere?
\n– \u00cbsht\u00eb shenj\u00eb dashurie\u2026 E kam kujtim nga im shoq. Ma ka l\u00ebn\u00eb dy minuta p\u00ebrpara se ta mbysja.<\/p>\n
Buz\u00ebqeshja e Fatit
\nNj\u00eb udh\u00ebtar, pasi kishte lexuar reklam\u00ebn: \u201cN\u00eb doni t\u201dju buz\u00ebqesh\u00eb Fati, ejani dhe blini vazhdimisht n\u00eb dyqanin ton\u00eb\u201d, shkon dhe i thot\u00eb pronarit:
\n– Lexova shpalljen. \u00cbsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se po t\u00eb blesh di\u00e7ka n\u00eb dyqanin, tuaj t\u00eb buz\u00ebqesh fati?
\n– Shum\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, zot\u00ebri, po, urdh\u00ebroni, \u00e7\u2019d\u00ebshironi t\u00eb merrni?
\n– S\u2019ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi, m\u00eb jepni \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb doni\u2026
\nTregtari ia mbushi klientit \u00e7ant\u00ebn plot me mallra q\u00eb nuk para i shiteshin dhe i mori parat\u00eb.
\n– \u041c\u00eb thoni, ju lutem, kur mendohet se do t\u00eb m\u00eb buz\u00ebqesh\u00eb fati?
\n– Mundet edhe tani, po m\u00eb mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb pas nj\u00eb jave, kur t\u00eb vini p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb p\u00ebrs\u00ebri\u2026
\nKlienti shkoi i k\u00ebnaqur, por gjith\u00eb jav\u00ebn nuk pati asnj\u00eb ndryshim n\u00eb rutin\u00ebn e jet\u00ebs s\u00eb tij, p\u00ebrkundrazi, pas nja dy dit\u00ebsh, desh e shtypi makina\u2026 Shkoi p\u00ebrs\u00ebri n\u00eb dyqan dhe e njoftoi t\u00eb zotin e dyqanit se jo vet\u00ebm nuk i kishte buz\u00ebqeshur fati, por gati i kishte fluturuar koka… Pronari, pa u menduar fare, ia ktheu: \u201cMos u m\u00ebrzitni, zot\u00ebri, k\u00ebshtu e ka jeta, po d\u00ebshir\u00ebn tuaj ne mund t\u2019jua plot\u00ebsojm\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7ast\u201d. Shkoi te dera e kthin\u00ebs dhe th\u00ebrriti me \u00ebmb\u00eblsi prind\u00ebrore:
\n– Fati, Fatmira, eja k\u00ebtu, moj bij\u00eb, jepi nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje k\u00ebtij zot\u00ebris\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb hera e dyt\u00eb q\u00eb vjen n\u00eb dyqanin ton\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Borxhi
\nBie zilja e telefonit. E merr receptorin e zonja e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb\u2026
\n– Zotnia \u00ebsht\u00eb aty?
\n– Jo, por \u00e7far\u00eb t\u2019i them?
\n– Jepi, t\u00eb lutem 300 euro se ia mora borxh pardje. Un\u00eb do t\u00eb vija vet\u00eb, por m\u00eb doli nj\u00eb pun\u00eb urgjente…<\/p>\n
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Tri vajzat\u2026 Nj\u00eb grua kishte tri vajza. Kur m\u00eb e madhja do t\u00eb martohej dhe do t\u00eb shkonte te burri, e \u00ebma iu lut q\u00eb t\u2019i shkruante \u201cdy fjal\u00eb\u201d p\u00ebr jet\u00ebn intime me t\u00eb shoqin. P\u00ebr t\u00eb mos u marr\u00eb vesh nga t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, le t\u00eb shkruante vet\u00ebm firm\u00ebn e ndonj\u00eb kompanie dhe ajo do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}