Pijaneci
\nBurri futet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe thot\u00eb:
\n– E dashur, ti je gruaja e jet\u00ebs sime\u2026
\n– Hajde futu brenda e fli gjum\u00eb, pijanec!
\n– Po pse m\u00eb shan? Un\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebra gjith\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb deklarat\u00eb\u2026
\n– Sepse jam babai yt, idiot!<\/p>\n
Leksion fetar
\nPrifti: – Mos harro, bija ime, nj\u00eb or\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi, nuk vlen sa pendimi i nj\u00eb jete t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb…
\nVajza: – M\u00eb falni, at\u00eb, po si ia b\u00ebni q\u00eb e zgjasni k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsin\u00eb p\u00ebr plot nj\u00eb or\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Bjondia
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebn nj\u00eb bjonde n\u00eb bibliotek\u00eb?
\n– Ka humbur rrug\u00ebn…<\/p>\n
N\u00eb teat\u00ebr
\nJa, drama m\u00eb e shkurt\u00ebr n\u00eb bot\u00eb:
\nHapet sipari dhe n\u00eb sken\u00eb duket nj\u00eb klinik\u00eb mjek\u00ebsore. Kardiologu i thot\u00eb pacientit:
\n– B\u00ebni kujdes\u2026 edhe emocioni m\u00eb i vog\u00ebl, mund t\u2019ju vras\u00eb!
\nPacienti vdes. Mbyllet sipari.<\/p>\n
Provimi
\nNj\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrje e r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme hap konkursin p\u00ebr nj\u00eb vend pune. Pas shum\u00eb p\u00ebrzgjedhjesh, mbeten kandidat\u00eb vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e nj\u00eb djal\u00eb. At\u00ebhere, menaxheri b\u00ebn nj\u00eb provim me 10 pyetje, nga t\u00eb cilat, q\u00eb t\u00eb dy, i p\u00ebrgjigjen mir\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb pyetjeve. At\u00ebhere, menaxheri i thot\u00eb djalit:
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq, vendin e pun\u00ebs e fiton vajza\u2026
\n– E pse k\u00ebshtu? Q\u00eb t\u00eb dy u jemi p\u00ebrgjigjur mir\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb pyetjeve nga dhjet\u00eb t\u00eb tilla. Pse duhet ta fitoj\u00eb vajza?
\n– N\u00eb fakt, vendimin e mor\u00ebm pik\u00ebrisht p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb asaj p\u00ebrgjigjes s\u00eb gabuar\u2026
\n– Ou? E \u00e7\u2018do t\u00eb thot\u00eb kjo? Si mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje e gabuar m\u00eb e mir\u00eb se nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr po e gabuar?
\n– Kjo ishte shum\u00eb e thjesht\u00eb, n\u00eb fakt, sepse vajza, p\u00ebrgjigjes s\u00eb shtat\u00eb i \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjur: \u201cK\u00ebt\u00eb nuk e di\u201d, nd\u00ebrsa ju, keni shkruar: \u201cAs un\u00eb\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
Studimi
\nKonferenc\u00eb nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtare p\u00ebr ushqimin e s\u00eb ardhmes. Oratori:
\n– Pas studimeve tona, kemi arritur n\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrfundim q\u00eb ka n\u00eb vetvete nj\u00eb lajm t\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb keq. Lajmi i mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb se, n\u00eb t\u00eb ardhmen, njer\u00ebzit do t\u00eb ushqehen me jasht\u00ebqitjet e veta\u2026
\nAuditori: – Po kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb absurde! E si mund ta quash lajm t\u00eb mir\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\nOratori: – Sepse lajmi i keq \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb ket\u00eb jasht\u00ebqitje t\u00eb mjaftueshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Sekreti
\nCili \u00ebsht\u00eb sekreti i nj\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnieje t\u00eb q\u00ebndrueshme?
\n– Partner\u00ebt duhet t\u00eb jen\u00eb si kollonat e nj\u00eb tempulli: T\u00eb fuqishme, t\u00eb ngulura mir\u00eb n\u00eb tok\u00eb, t\u00eb pal\u00ebvizshme dhe n\u00eb nj\u00eb distanc\u00eb t\u00eb maftueshme nga nj\u00ebri-tjetri.<\/p>\n
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Pijaneci Burri futet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe thot\u00eb: – E dashur, ti je gruaja e jet\u00ebs sime\u2026 – Hajde futu brenda e fli gjum\u00eb, pijanec! – Po pse m\u00eb shan? Un\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebra gjith\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb deklarat\u00eb\u2026 – Sepse jam babai yt, idiot! Leksion fetar Prifti: – Mos harro, bija ime, nj\u00eb or\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi, nuk vlen sa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}