Dita e fundit
\n– Un\u00eb besoj se \u00e7do dit\u00eb, duhet jetuar si t\u00eb ishte e fundit\u2026 prandaj nuk vesh kurr\u00eb rroba t\u00eb pastra\u2026
\n– E \u00e7\u2019lidhje ka kjo me dit\u00ebn e fundit?
\n– Si s\u2019paska lidhje? Kush do t\u00eb donte ta kalonte dit\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb jet\u00ebs s\u00eb tij duke lar\u00eb rroba?!<\/p>\n
Gatimi
\nMamaja ime gatuante aq keq, saq\u00eb kur merrja not\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb, si shp\u00ebrblim, babi m\u00eb lejonte t\u00eb flija, pa e ngr\u00ebn\u00eb dark\u00ebn…<\/p>\n
Rolls dhe Alfa Romeo
\nNd\u00ebrsa manovronte qet\u00ebsisht me Rolls Rojsin e tij, p\u00ebr t\u00eb parkuar n\u00eb vendin e fundit q\u00eb kishte ngelur n\u00eb parking, plakut anglez i afrohet nj\u00eb Alfa Romeo sportive, q\u00eb me shpejt\u00ebsi marramend\u00ebse, e z\u00eb vendin para tij. Duke dal\u00eb nga makina, djaloshi i thot\u00eb me t\u00eb qeshur plakut t\u00eb Rollsit:
\n– M\u00eb fal xhaje, po duhet t\u00eb jesh i ri dhe i shkath\u00ebt p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb at\u00eb q\u00eb sapo b\u00ebra un\u00eb\u2026
\nPlaku, me qet\u00ebsin\u00eb tipike angleze, fut marshin indietro dhe vazhdon t\u00eb futet n\u00eb vendin e parkimit, duke e shtypur makin\u00ebn sportive aq keq, sa e shnd\u00ebrron n\u00eb nj\u00eb grumbull hekurishtesh. Pastaj, nd\u00ebrsa del nga Rollsi i tij, i p\u00ebrgjigjet djaloshit:
\n– M\u00eb fal, djalosh, por… duhet t\u00eb jesh i vjet\u00ebr dhe i pasur p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb at\u00eb q\u00eb sapo b\u00ebra un\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Tradhtia
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb futet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi papritur dhe e gjen gruan n\u00eb krevat me nj\u00eb xhuxh:
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebn k\u00ebshtu e dashur? – zhg\u00ebnjehet ai… – Po a nuk m\u00eb kishe premtuar se nuk do t\u00eb m\u00eb tradhtoje m\u00eb?!
\n– Po, shpirt, ashtu po b\u00ebj… A nuk e shikon q\u00eb po p\u00ebrpiqem ta l\u00eb, duke pak\u00ebsuar doz\u00ebn?!<\/p>\n
F\u00ebmija
\n– Dje, kunata ime lindi f\u00ebmij\u00ebn dhe im v\u00eblla b\u00ebri t\u00eb pamundur\u00ebn q\u00eb t\u00eb ishte i pranish\u00ebm n\u00eb momentin e lindjes…
\n– Kaq t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm e konsideronte k\u00ebt\u00eb moment?
\n– Po, sigurisht, sepse e kishte peng q\u00eb kishte humbur momentin e ngjizjes…<\/p>\n
Prifti
\nNj\u00eb prift, troket n\u00eb der\u00ebn e nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpie, t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ia hap nj\u00eb grua shum\u00eb e bukur, krejt e zhveshur, q\u00eb i thot\u00eb:
\n– Oh, at\u00eb, m\u00eb duket se keni gabuar adres\u00eb…
\nPrifti: – Jo, zonj\u00eb, kam gabuar q\u00eb u b\u00ebra prift!<\/p>\n
Mashtrimi
\nNj\u00eb gazetashit\u00ebs ec\u00ebn n\u00eb rrug\u00ebn qendrore t\u00eb qytetit, duke thirrur me t\u00eb madhe: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 53 viktima!\u201d.
\nNj\u00eb kalimtar kureshtar, ndalet, blen gazet\u00ebn dhe nis ta lexoj\u00eb me kujdes, p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur se ku \u00ebsht\u00eb lajmi i mashtrimit t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, nd\u00ebrsa d\u00ebgjon gazetashit\u00ebsin q\u00eb ik\u00ebn, duke b\u00ebrtitur s\u00ebrish: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 54 viktima!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Pushime n\u00eb Lihtenshejn
\nPronari i hotelit: – Mir\u00eb se erdh\u00ebt n\u00eb Lihtenshtejn! \u00c7far\u00eb planesh keni p\u00ebr nes\u00ebr?
\nTuristi: – Nes\u00ebr, dua t\u00eb vizitoj vendin tuaj…
\nPronari: – Dakord, e kuptoj. Po pasdite, \u00e7\u2019do b\u00ebni?<\/p>\n
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Dita e fundit – Un\u00eb besoj se \u00e7do dit\u00eb, duhet jetuar si t\u00eb ishte e fundit\u2026 prandaj nuk vesh kurr\u00eb rroba t\u00eb pastra\u2026 – E \u00e7\u2019lidhje ka kjo me dit\u00ebn e fundit? – Si s\u2019paska lidhje? Kush do t\u00eb donte ta kalonte dit\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb jet\u00ebs s\u00eb tij duke lar\u00eb rroba?! Gatimi Mamaja ime […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[902],"class_list":["post-2826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}