{"id":2655,"date":"2014-08-28T11:42:25","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T11:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=2655"},"modified":"2014-08-28T11:42:25","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T11:42:25","slug":"barcaletat-e-dites-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/08\/barcaletat-e-dites-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Barcaletat e dit\u00ebs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Pushime n\u00eb Lihtenshejn<\/strong><br \/>\nPronari i hotelit: &#8211; Mir\u00eb se erdh\u00ebt n\u00eb Lihtenshtejn! \u00c7far\u00eb planesh keni p\u00ebr nes\u00ebr?<br \/>\nTuristi: &#8211; Nes\u00ebr, dua t\u00eb vizitoj vendin tuaj&#8230;<br \/>\nPronari: &#8211; Dakord, e kuptoj. Po pasdite, \u00e7\u2019do b\u00ebni?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Si sillen burrat?<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00c7far\u00eb mendojn\u00eb burrat p\u00ebr penisin e tyre t\u00eb erektuar, nd\u00ebrsa e shikojn\u00eb n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe p\u00ebrpiqen ta ulin posht\u00eb me t\u00eb dyja duart?<br \/>\nN\u00eb mosh\u00ebn 20 vje\u00e7are: \u201cJe prej \u00e7eliku; as me dy duar nuk arrij dot t\u00eb t\u00eb ul!\u201d<br \/>\nN\u00eb mosh\u00ebn 30 dhe 40 vje\u00e7are: \u201cHekur ke mbetur&#8230; Megjith\u00ebse me kalimin e koh\u00ebs je temperuar, je edhe m\u00eb i fort\u00eb; as me dy duar nuk t\u00eb p\u00ebrkul dot!\u201d.<br \/>\nN\u00eb mosh\u00ebn 60 vje\u00e7are, burri e kap me dor\u00eb dhe pa mundim fare, arrin ta ul\u00eb posht\u00eb. At\u00ebhere thot\u00eb: \u201cUau, sa i fuqish\u00ebm jam b\u00ebr\u00eb!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rr\u00ebfimi<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet te prifti:<br \/>\n&#8211; Zoti \u00ebsht\u00eb treguar shum\u00eb mizor me mua. N\u00eb fillim m\u00eb krijoi e pastaj m\u00eb dha gjith\u00eb ato halle: Reumatizm\u00ebn, rinitin, dhimbjet e veshkjave, t\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebve, hund\u00eb t\u00eb shtremb\u00ebr&#8230;<br \/>\nPrifti e d\u00ebgjon pak dhe pastaj e nd\u00ebrpret: &#8211; D\u00ebgjo, t\u00eb kuptoj shum\u00eb mir\u00eb, m\u00eb beso, ama ka t\u00eb tjer\u00eb q\u00eb jan\u00eb edhe m\u00eb keq se ti&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Pik\u00ebrisht! Desh harrova t\u2019ju tregoja p\u00ebr gruan, q\u00eb e kam t\u00eb paralizuar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Te mjeku<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Doktor, doktor&#8230; Pse kur them \u201cAbra-kadabra\u201d zhduken t\u00eb gjith\u00eb? Doktor! Doktor! Ku shkuat?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shtatzania<\/strong><br \/>\nVajza kthehet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe i thot\u00eb s\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebs se ka ngelur shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kush t\u00eb la shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb?! &#8211; ul\u00ebret i ati &#8211; kush ishte ai bir k&#8230;? Do ta b\u00ebj t\u00eb pendohet q\u00eb ka lindur!<br \/>\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi vjen nj\u00eb djal\u00eb me kostum e kollare dhe thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Un\u00eb jam&#8230;<br \/>\nBabai nuk e l\u00eb t\u00eb mbaroj\u00eb, por nis ta rrah\u00eb, duke i ul\u00ebritur: &#8211; Mallkuar qofsh ti, maskara! Si munde t\u2019ia b\u00ebje nj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb sime bije? Do t\u00eb t\u00eb vras!<br \/>\nI riu: &#8211; Jo, m\u00eb lini t\u00eb shpjegohem&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Un\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00eb t\u00eb shpjegohesh? Do t\u00eb t\u00eb vras, po t\u00eb them! Do t\u00eb t\u2019i shkul ato q\u00eb ke mes k\u00ebmb\u00ebve!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00eb lini t\u00eb shpjegohem, ju lutem&#8230; Po qe se lind djal\u00eb, do t\u00eb hedh 2 milion euro n\u00eb llogarin\u00eb e vajz\u00ebs suaj. Po lindi vajz\u00eb, nj\u00eb milion e gjys\u00ebm. N\u00ebse aborton&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ah, jo, k\u00ebt\u00eb harroje! &#8211; b\u00ebrtet babai i vajz\u00ebs &#8211; Po abortoi, ti do ta l\u00ebsh prap\u00eb shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pushime n\u00eb Lihtenshejn Pronari i hotelit: &#8211; Mir\u00eb se erdh\u00ebt n\u00eb Lihtenshtejn! \u00c7far\u00eb planesh keni p\u00ebr nes\u00ebr? Turisti: &#8211; Nes\u00ebr, dua t\u00eb vizitoj vendin tuaj&#8230; Pronari: &#8211; Dakord, e kuptoj. Po pasdite, \u00e7\u2019do b\u00ebni? Si sillen burrat? \u00c7far\u00eb mendojn\u00eb burrat p\u00ebr penisin e tyre t\u00eb erektuar, nd\u00ebrsa e shikojn\u00eb n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe p\u00ebrpiqen ta ulin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}