Mashtrimi
\nGazetashit\u00ebsi ec\u00ebn n\u00eb rrug\u00ebn qendrore t\u00eb qytetit, duke thirrur me t\u00eb madhe: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 53 viktima!\u201d.
\nNj\u00eb kalimtar kureshtar, ndalet, blen gazet\u00ebn dhe nis ta lexoj\u00eb me kujdes, p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur se ku \u00ebsht\u00eb lajmi i mashtrimit t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, nd\u00ebrsa d\u00ebgjon gazetashit\u00ebsin q\u00eb ik\u00ebn, duke b\u00ebrtitur s\u00ebrish: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 54 viktima!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Te psikiatri
\nPsikiatri, pacientit: – Kur keni filluar t\u00eb besoni se ju nuk jeni njeri, por qen?
\nPacienti, psikiatrit: – Oh, doktor, q\u00ebkur isha k\u00eblysh i vog\u00ebl…<\/p>\n
Bjondia
\nNj\u00eb bionde futet n\u00eb farmaci dhe e pyet farmacistet n\u00ebse mund ta peshoj\u00eb vog\u00eblushin q\u00eb ka n\u00eb krah\u00eb. Farmacistja i thot\u00eb se peshorja p\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb prishur, por ata mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin peshoren p\u00ebr t\u00eb rritur.
\n– E si? – pyet e habitur bjondia.
\n– Po ja, – sqaron farmacistja, – N\u00eb fillim peshohet n\u00ebna me beben n\u00eb krah\u00eb dhe pastaj n\u00ebna, vet\u00ebm. Duke zbritur pesh\u00ebn e n\u00ebn\u00ebs nga pesha e t\u00eb dyve, do t\u00eb arrijm\u00eb t\u00eb gjejm\u00eb pesh\u00ebn e bebes.
\n– Oh, sa keq q\u00eb nuk e b\u00ebjm\u00eb dot k\u00ebt\u00eb… – thot\u00eb bjondia.
\n– Po ju…
\n– Epo, un\u00eb jam tezja, jo e \u00ebma!<\/p>\n
Shit\u00ebsi
\nNj\u00eb shit\u00ebs merr nj\u00eb ndihm\u00ebs n\u00eb dyqanin e tij dhe, n\u00eb dit\u00ebn e par\u00eb t\u00eb pun\u00ebs, i thot\u00eb t\u00eb shikoj\u00eb si sillet ai me klient\u00ebt, q\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebsoj\u00eb se si, n\u00ebse klienti k\u00ebrkon nj\u00eb produkt, ai arrin t\u2019i shes\u00eb dy. N\u00eb dyqan futet nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb q\u00eb k\u00ebrkon detergjent p\u00ebr mobiljet. Shit\u00ebsi ia sjell dhe bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb, edhe nj\u00eb detergjent p\u00ebr xhamat, duke e k\u00ebshilluar q\u00eb, n\u00ebse pastrohen mobiljet dhe xhamat jan\u00eb t\u00eb palar\u00eb, nuk do t\u00eb duket puna e b\u00ebr\u00eb te mobiljet…
\n– Oh, s\u2019e kisha menduar k\u00ebt\u00eb… – thot\u00eb zonja dhe i blen t\u00eb dyja produktet.
\nM\u00eb pas futet nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb k\u00ebrkon detergjent p\u00ebr xhamat. Shit\u00ebsi ia jep dhe e k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb marr\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb detergjent p\u00ebr mobiljet. Zonja i thot\u00eb se nuk i nevojitet, por ai e bind se, n\u00ebse lan xhamat dhe mobiljet jan\u00eb t\u00eb papaastruara, puna e b\u00ebr\u00eb me xhamat do t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb kot. Zonja bindet dhe i blen t\u00eb dyja. P\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebrtetuar n\u00ebse asistenti e ka kuptuar si veprohet, e l\u00eb at\u00eb t\u00eb merret me zonj\u00ebn e tret\u00eb q\u00eb futet n\u00eb dyqan.
\n– Me \u00e7far\u00eb mund t\u2019ju ndihmoj? – e pyet asistenti…
\n– M\u00eb nevojitet nj\u00eb pako lines! – thot\u00eb gruaja.
\nAsistenti futet n\u00eb magazin\u00eb dhe i sjell nj\u00eb pako lines, nj\u00eb detergjent xhamash dhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr mobiljesh.
\n– M\u00eb duket se nuk u kuptuam… – thot\u00eb zonja… – Un\u00eb ju k\u00ebrkova vet\u00ebm lines!
\n– E di, – e nd\u00ebrpret shit\u00ebsi, – por meq\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb jav\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb b\u00ebni dot seks, pse t\u00eb mos i japim nj\u00eb t\u00eb pastruar sht\u00ebpis\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Postieri dhe papagalli
\nPostieri shkon t\u00eb \u00e7oj\u00eb letr\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb vil\u00eb fshati, por para se t\u00eb futet, shikon nj\u00eb tabel\u00eb ku shkruhet: \u201cKujdes! Papagall i rreziksh\u00ebm!\u201d. Postieri qesh me vete: \u201cEpo, edhe kjo s\u2019ishte par\u00eb e d\u00ebgjuar! T\u00eb kishte qen\u00eb ndonj\u00eb qen, edhe do t\u00eb isha trembur, por nj\u00eb cop\u00eb papagall?!\u201d dhe futet brenda pa iu dridhur qerpiku. Sapo shkel barin, ai d\u00ebgjon z\u00ebrin e papagallit q\u00eb b\u00ebrtet:
\n– Haje Bubi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mashtrimi Gazetashit\u00ebsi ec\u00ebn n\u00eb rrug\u00ebn qendrore t\u00eb qytetit, duke thirrur me t\u00eb madhe: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 53 viktima!\u201d. Nj\u00eb kalimtar kureshtar, ndalet, blen gazet\u00ebn dhe nis ta lexoj\u00eb me kujdes, p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur se ku \u00ebsht\u00eb lajmi i mashtrimit t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, nd\u00ebrsa d\u00ebgjon gazetashit\u00ebsin q\u00eb ik\u00ebn, duke b\u00ebrtitur s\u00ebrish: \u201cMashtrim i jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, 54 viktima!\u201d. Te […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-2596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}