Vjehrra
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb vrapon i d\u00ebshp\u00ebruar n\u00eb apartamentin e komshiut.
\n– Shpejt, shpejt, m\u00eb ndihmoni! Vjehrra ime do q\u00eb t\u00eb hidhet nga dritarja…
\n– Po si mund t\u2019ju ndihmojm\u00eb?
\n– M\u00eb nevojitet nj\u00eb ka\u00e7avid\u00eb sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb bllokuar doreza e dritares!<\/p>\n
Polici i inatosur
\nDisa burra n\u00eb bar, po tregojn\u00eb barcaleta p\u00ebr polic\u00ebt. N\u00eb fund, nj\u00ebri prej tyre, pyet:
\n– E dini ku q\u00ebndron ndryshimi mes nj\u00eb polici dhe nj\u00eb budallai?
\nNj\u00ebri andej nga fundi, nxjerr pistolet\u00ebn dhe b\u00ebrtet:
\n– Un\u00eb jam polic! Mjaft m\u00eb me k\u00ebto barcaleta!
\nAi e kap burrin p\u00ebr gryke, e rr\u00ebzon p\u00ebrtok\u00eb e i drejton pistolet\u00ebn: \u2013 H\u00eb, pa m\u00eb thuaj pak tani: Ku q\u00ebndron ndryshimi mes nj\u00eb polici dhe nj\u00eb budallai?
\nBurri, i tmerruar, p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Nuk ka asnj\u00eb ndryshim! Asnj\u00eb ndryshim!
\nDuke buz\u00ebqeshur, polici i thot\u00eb: – Epo, thuaj t\u00eb kund\u00ebrt\u00ebn po ta mbajti…<\/p>\n
I sapolinduri
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb futet n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e maternitetit, ku gruaja sapo ka lindur f\u00ebmij\u00ebn. Infrermierja, duke dal\u00eb, i thot\u00eb se ka ndodhur nj\u00eb mrekulli, i sapolinduri flet!
\nBurri, i mrekulluar, futet brenda dhe i afrohet bebes, i cili, sapo e sheh, i thot\u00eb:
\n– Sa shpejt kalon koha, mor burr\u00eb! Kan\u00eb kaluar tashm\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb muaj, q\u00ebkur drejtori t\u00eb rriti rrog\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
Rr\u00ebfimi
\nAi: – E dashur, duhet t\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebfej di\u00e7ka\u2026 Q\u00ebkur jemi njohur bashk\u00eb, un\u00eb takohem fshehurazi me nj\u00eb psikanalist\u2026
\nAjo: – Edhe un\u00eb, i dashur, duhet t\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehem… Q\u00ebkur jemi njohur bashk\u00eb, un\u00eb takohem fshehurazi me nj\u00eb mjek, nj\u00eb avokat dhe nj\u00eb hidraulik…<\/p>\n
E moshuara
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb po i jep makin\u00ebs n\u00eb nj\u00eb fshat t\u00eb izoluar, kur e kupton se ka humbur rrug\u00ebn. At\u00ebhere ndalon pran\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpie, i bie ziles dhe der\u00ebn ia hap nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb plak\u00eb. Burri e pyet:
\n– M\u00eb falni q\u00eb ju shqet\u00ebsoj… Po k\u00ebrkoj sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e zotit Bregu, q\u00eb me sa di, jeton k\u00ebtu af\u00ebr…
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq, – i p\u00ebrgjigjet zonja, – nuk e njoh…
\nAt\u00ebhere burri, shum\u00eb i m\u00ebrzitur, p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndet dhe ik\u00ebn. Pasi ka b\u00ebr\u00eb nja pes\u00ebdhjet\u00eb metra rrug\u00eb, v\u00eb re n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb se e moshuara po e ndjek nga pas duke b\u00ebrtitur. Ai b\u00ebn nj\u00eb kthes\u00eb dhe i shkon af\u00ebr. Kur e arrin, gruaja i thot\u00eb:
\n– Pyeta edhe tim shoq… As ai nuk i njeh!<\/p>\n
Orgazma
\nDy f\u00ebmij\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin:
\n– E di ti se \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb orgazma?
\n– Jo. Po ti?
\n– Jo, jo, as un\u00eb s\u2019e di, por ma merr mendja se \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7ka q\u00eb vrapon fort se kam d\u00ebgjuar mamin t\u00eb thot\u00eb q\u00eb nuk e arrin dot kurr\u00eb…<\/p>\n
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Vjehrra Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb vrapon i d\u00ebshp\u00ebruar n\u00eb apartamentin e komshiut. – Shpejt, shpejt, m\u00eb ndihmoni! Vjehrra ime do q\u00eb t\u00eb hidhet nga dritarja… – Po si mund t\u2019ju ndihmojm\u00eb? – M\u00eb nevojitet nj\u00eb ka\u00e7avid\u00eb sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb bllokuar doreza e dritares! Polici i inatosur Disa burra n\u00eb bar, po tregojn\u00eb barcaleta p\u00ebr polic\u00ebt. N\u00eb fund, nj\u00ebri […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389,902],"class_list":["post-2443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}