{"id":2335,"date":"2014-08-19T18:27:14","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=2335"},"modified":"2014-08-19T18:27:14","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:27:14","slug":"10-tipa-burrash-qe-duhen-evituar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/08\/10-tipa-burrash-qe-duhen-evituar\/","title":{"rendered":"10 tipa burrash q\u00eb duhen evituar"},"content":{"rendered":"

I \u00e7menduri, i fiksuari pas palestr\u00ebs, narcizisti, kurnaci… Thoni t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, sa lloje t\u00eb till\u00eb burrash keni takuar apo dashuruar gjat\u00eb jet\u00ebs dhe m\u00eb pas jeni p\u00ebrpjekur t\u2019i ktheni n\u00eb burrin ideal (pa ia arritur dot)? Sepse grat\u00eb k\u00ebshtu jan\u00eb gatuar, besojn\u00eb se mund t\u00eb durojn\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka e k\u00ebdo dhe pastaj, ta ndryshojn\u00eb vet\u00ebm me forc\u00ebn e dashuris\u00eb. Megjithat\u00eb, disa tipa burrash \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u2019i mbash sa m\u00eb larg vetes… Ja nj\u00eb galeri personazhesh nga m\u00eb t\u00eb ndryshmit, me t\u00eb mirat e t\u00eb k\u00ebqijat q\u00eb kan\u00eb.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. I bezdisshmi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> T\u00eb diel\u00ebn, harroji planet spontane; ai ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb programoj\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka dhe nuk do t\u00eb humbas\u00eb nj\u00eb rast t\u00eb vet\u00ebm pa t\u00eb shpjeguar si duhet vepruar. Ai ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb programoj\u00eb edhe seancat e seksit!<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> Nuk do t\u00eb t\u00eb tradhtoj\u00eb kurr\u00eb (e kush e merr!) dhe t\u00eb jesh e sigurt\u00eb se do ta kuptoj\u00eb kur ke vajtur te parukieri.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Karlo Verdone, n\u00eb filmin \u201cBianco rosso e Verdone\u201d, mish\u00ebrim i burrit t\u00eb bezdissh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

2. I fejuari\/martuari me f\u00ebmij\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Do t\u2019i kalosh festat vet\u00ebm, Krishtlindjet, Vitin e Ri e po ashtu edhe pushimet e ver\u00ebs. Do t\u00eb t\u00eb vij\u00eb nj\u00eb fatur\u00eb e madhe celulari, nuk do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh jet\u00eb shoq\u00ebrore dhe do t\u00eb t\u00eb shoq\u00ebroj\u00eb shpesh ndjenja e fajit.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> N\u00ebse nuk k\u00ebrkon nj\u00eb lidhje impenjuese dhe nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, je duke k\u00ebrkuar nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Kris Uilton (interpretuar nga Xhonatan Ris Majers), n\u00eb filmin Match Point, q\u00eb e tradhton t\u00eb shoqen me Nola Rajsin (Skarlet Xhohanson). Epilog tragjik.<\/p>\n

3. Donzhuani<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Nuk do t\u00eb jesh kurr\u00eb e qet\u00eb dhe, sapo t\u2019i prezantosh nj\u00eb shoqe t\u00eb re, prite kur ta gjesh n\u00eb shtratin t\u00ebnd.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> Ndjenja e fajit e shtyn t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb shpesh dhurata shum\u00eb t\u00eb shtrenjta.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Danieli (Hju Grant), q\u00eb nuk i ndryshon zakonet e tij prej donzhuani, q\u00eb e tradhton Brixhet Xhounsin (Rene Zvelleger) me Lar\u00ebn, kolegen e tij amerikane.<\/p>\n

4. Kurnaci<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Bujaria nuk b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb cil\u00ebsit\u00eb e tij dhe ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb pas pak kohe, edhe shoq\u00ebria nuk do t\u2019ju ftoj\u00eb m\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> Do ta shlyesh kredin\u00eb p\u00ebr sht\u00ebpin\u00eb brenda tre vjet\u00ebve.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Homer Simpsoni \u00ebsht\u00eb stereotipi i \u201ct\u00eb keqit\u201d. Nd\u00ebrmjet cil\u00ebsive negative, ai \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe kurnac, por thell\u00eb n\u00eb shpirt, e do shum\u00eb Marxhin e vet.<\/p>\n

5. Djali i mamas\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Nuk bashk\u00ebpunon, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb mbrojt\u00ebs, pret gjithmon\u00eb nga mamaja q\u00eb ta mbuloj\u00eb nat\u00ebn dhe t\u2019i fryj\u00eb plag\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> T\u00eb kursen lodhjen p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb, sepse e ke tashm\u00eb nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb t\u00eb madh, t\u00eb gatsh\u00ebm p\u00ebr ta ndar\u00eb nga gjiri i mamas\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Tanguy, nga filmi me t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin em\u00ebr, q\u00eb jeton me prind\u00ebrit dhe nuk ka nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb ndahet prej tyre.<\/p>\n

6. Supermenaxheri<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Nuk shk\u00ebputet kurr\u00eb nga puna dhe m\u00ebrzitet shpesh. Nj\u00eb vajtje n\u00eb kinema apo nj\u00eb sh\u00ebtitje n\u00eb park, mund ta \u00e7mendin fare.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> Nuk do t\u00eb mbetesh kurr\u00eb pa pun\u00eb, pasi ka shum\u00eb njohje. Pastaj, do t\u00eb jetosh n\u00eb luks…<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Gordon Geko (Majk\u00ebll Dagllas) n\u00eb filmin Uoll Strit. Mendimi i tij fiks? Parat\u00eb dhe pushteti.<\/p>\n

7. Narcizisti<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrdor\u00eb gjith\u00eb krem\u00ebrat e tua kund\u00ebr rudhave.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> N\u00ebse i b\u00ebn gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebn komplimente, nuk do t\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebr\u00eb kurr\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Dereku(Ben Stiller) n\u00eb filmin \u201cZoolander\u201d, ku interpreton rolin e nj\u00eb modeli budalla dhe vanitoz.<\/p>\n

8. Beqari i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> \u00cbsht\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb ta bind\u00ebsh t\u00eb dor\u00ebzohet dhe t\u00eb heq\u00eb dor\u00eb nga titulli i beqarit t\u00eb art\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb m\u00eb keq sesa t\u00eb bind\u00ebsh nj\u00eb ma\u00e7ok rrug\u00ebsh t\u00eb flej\u00eb n\u00eb krevatin e tij.<\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> \u00cbsht\u00eb i ndersh\u00ebm dhe nuk hiqet sikur do t\u00eb martohet me ty, p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00eb bindur t\u00eb b\u00ebni dashuri.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Tripi (Metju Mekonagi) n\u00eb filmin \u201cFailure to Launch\u201d, q\u00eb nuk do n\u00eb asnj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebr\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e prind\u00ebrve.<\/p>\n

9. I fiksuari pas palestr\u00ebs<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Komplimenti m\u00eb i madh q\u00eb mund t\u00eb marr\u00ebsh prej tij \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb ke trup tonik.<\/p>\n

Pro<\/em>: Do t\u00eb kesh gjithmon\u00eb nj\u00eb linj\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrkryer.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Xhon Martelo Jr (Xhozef Grodon-Levit) n\u00eb filmin \u201cDon Xhon\u201d. Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb djal\u00eb italo-amerikan me nj\u00eb jet\u00eb t\u00eb rregullt dhe rituale: Mesh\u00eb, palest\u00ebr, diskotek\u00eb, vajza, megjith\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe i fiksuar pas pronografis\u00eb.<\/p>\n

10. I \u00e7menduri<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pro:<\/em> Asnj\u00eb<\/p>\n

Kund\u00ebr:<\/em> Gjith\u00e7ka.<\/p>\n

Kush:<\/em> Xhek Nikolson, n\u00eb filmin \u201cShining\u201d t\u00eb Stanlei Kubrik, duket mish\u00ebrimi i p\u00ebrkryer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I \u00e7menduri, i fiksuari pas palestr\u00ebs, narcizisti, kurnaci… Thoni t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, sa lloje t\u00eb till\u00eb burrash keni takuar apo dashuruar gjat\u00eb jet\u00ebs dhe m\u00eb pas jeni p\u00ebrpjekur t\u2019i ktheni n\u00eb burrin ideal (pa ia arritur dot)? Sepse grat\u00eb k\u00ebshtu jan\u00eb gatuar, besojn\u00eb se mund t\u00eb durojn\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka e k\u00ebdo dhe pastaj, ta ndryshojn\u00eb vet\u00ebm me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[905],"class_list":["post-2335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intimitet","tag-seks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}