{"id":22861,"date":"2019-06-29T22:00:35","date_gmt":"2019-06-29T20:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=22861"},"modified":"2019-06-29T13:25:44","modified_gmt":"2019-06-29T11:25:44","slug":"%ef%bb%bf10-fraza-qe-perdorin-burrat-per-te-cuar-nje-grua-ne-shtrat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2019\/06\/%ef%bb%bf10-fraza-qe-perdorin-burrat-per-te-cuar-nje-grua-ne-shtrat\/","title":{"rendered":"\ufeff10 fraza q\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin burrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb \u00e7uar nj\u00eb grua n\u00eb shtrat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Nuk ka burr\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb mos i ket\u00eb p\u00ebrdorur n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e tij <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>dhe nuk ka grua n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos ket\u00eb takuar nj\u00eb burr\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em> Ja, nj\u00eb list\u00eb m\u00eb 10 frazat m\u00eb t\u00eb zakonshme, ose m\u00eb origjinale q\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin burrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb \u00e7uar n\u00eb shtrat nj\u00eb grua.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em> K\u00ebshtu, do t\u00eb jeni t\u00eb p\u00ebrgatitura dhe mund t\u2019i fusni n\u00eb pun\u00eb p\u00ebr: a. T\u2019ia mbathur me vrap para nj\u00eb burri t\u00eb till\u00eb, ose b. P\u00ebr t\u00eb p\u00ebrshpejtuar ritmin dhe p\u00ebr t\u2019i v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb praktik\u00eb sa m\u00eb shpejt t\u00eb jet\u00eb e mundur. Gjith\u00e7ka, pra, varet nga ju!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Takimi i par\u00eb:<\/em> Ti dhe ai, nj\u00eb dark\u00eb me qirinj, duke u\npar\u00eb sy n\u00eb sy, gjith\u00e7ka e p\u00ebrkryer. Pastaj, \u00ebsht\u00eb koha p\u00ebr t\u2019u kthyer n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi&#8230;\nAi ju shoq\u00ebon deri posht\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb dhe, paf! D\u00ebgjohet ajo fraza e zakonshme, g\u00ebnjeshtra\ne vog\u00ebl apo e madhe e tij, q\u00eb ka p\u00ebr q\u00ebllim t\u2019ju \u00e7oj\u00eb n\u00eb shtrat sa m\u00eb shpejt t\u00eb\njet\u00eb e mundur. Ka nga ata q\u00eb thon\u00eb se, n\u00ebse ndodh nj\u00eb gj\u00eb e till\u00eb, at\u00ebhere e\nkan\u00eb dashur t\u00eb dyja pal\u00ebt. Mbase \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, por nganj\u00ebher\u00eb, grat\u00eb ngecin\nn\u00eb p\u00ebrrall\u00ebn e Princit t\u00eb Kalt\u00ebr, aq sa besojn\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb u thuhet, vet\u00ebm q\u00eb t\u00eb\ngjejn\u00eb at\u00eb t\u00eb duhurin. Si t\u00eb kuptosh n\u00ebse nj\u00eb burr\u00eb ka q\u00ebllime t\u00eb prapa? Nga\nfraza q\u00eb shqipton posht\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, sigurisht! Ja nj\u00eb seri frazash q\u00eb p\u00ebrdoren m\u00eb\nshpesh. Ju takon juve m\u00eb pas t\u00eb vendosni n\u00ebse doni t\u2019i rezistoni tundimit&#8230; apo\nt\u2019i dor\u00ebzoheni atij, si\u00e7 thoshte Oskar Uajlld. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. \u201cTi je e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb\u201d, \u201cAskush nuk m\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb\nndjehem si ti\u201d, \u201cJe unike\u201d, \u201cM\u00eb ke p\u00eblqyer q\u00eb n\u00eb momentin e par\u00eb\u201d. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja, frazat tipike nga manuali, ato q\u00eb na b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb besojm\u00eb se jemi gruaja e\nvetme n\u00eb bot\u00eb q\u00eb e kemi b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehet k\u00ebshtu. Tani, me gjith\u00eb respektin q\u00eb\nkemi p\u00ebr ju, ju duket e mundur di\u00e7ka e till\u00eb? Mbathjani me t\u00eb katra sapo ai t\u00eb\nb\u00ebj\u00eb sy\u00e7kat si nj\u00eb k\u00eblysh qeni i \u00ebmb\u00ebl&#8230; p\u00ebrve\u00e7se n\u00ebse doni vet\u00eb t\u2019u dor\u00ebzoheni\nlajkave t\u00eb tij!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. \u201cRrim\u00eb edhe pes\u00eb minuta s\u00eb bashku? N\u00ebse vjen n\u00eb\nsht\u00ebpin\u00eb time, t\u00eb ofroj nj\u00eb kafe\u201d. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pastaj, pa dashje, kafeja derdhet mbi k\u00ebmish\u00ebn e tij, atij i duhet ta heq\u00eb\np\u00ebr ta nd\u00ebrruar dhe paf! Para muskujve t\u00eb gjoksit t\u00eb tij, ju kap nj\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb e\npapritur dhe, n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb laj\u00eb k\u00ebmish\u00ebn, p\u00ebrfundoni n\u00eb shtrat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. \u201cNj\u00eb tr\u00ebndafil p\u00ebr ty, p\u00ebr t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb se je e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb\u201d&#8230;\n<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Skena:<\/em> Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb burri i vet\u00ebm n\u00eb zyr\u00eb q\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7do\ndit\u00eblindje dhe rast t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb u dhuron nj\u00eb tr\u00ebndafil kolegeve t\u00eb tij gra, duke\nu treguar i kujdessh\u00ebm q\u00eb t\u00eb mos e v\u00ebn\u00eb re t\u00eb tjerat dhe, duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb\nkuptoj\u00eb pres\u00eb s\u00eb radh\u00ebs, se \u00ebsht\u00eb unike p\u00ebr t\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu, ju p\u00ebrfundoni n\u00eb list\u00ebn\ne femrave me t\u00eb cilat ai ka shkuar. \u00cbsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb, ky \u00ebsht\u00eb dashnori tipik\nlatin, por grat\u00eb nuk e kuptojn\u00eb kurr\u00eb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. \u201cT\u00eb p\u00eblqen motorri im? B\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb xhiro me t\u00eb?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thuhet se motorr\u00ebt, me dy apo kat\u00ebr rrota, jan\u00eb si nj\u00eb lloj zgjatimi i burr\u00ebris\u00eb\np\u00ebr disa burra. Jo m\u00eb kot ata harxhojn\u00eb qimet e kok\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb pasur modelet e\nfundit. K\u00ebshtu, \u00ebsht\u00eb e leht\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin makinat sportive apo motorr\u00ebt p\u00ebr t\u2019i\nl\u00ebn\u00eb mbresa nj\u00eb vajze dhe pastaj, pas nj\u00eb xhiroje kur ju jeni shtr\u00ebnguar pas\ntij, me nj\u00eb shpejt\u00ebsi 200 km\/or\u00eb, t\u2019ju \u00e7oj\u00eb n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb vend t\u00eb izoluar p\u00ebr t\u2019ju\ntreguar nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr \u201cmakin\u00eb\u201d&#8230; mbase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. \u201cVjen nga un\u00eb? Shohim nj\u00eb film, rehat, rehat\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>N\u00ebntitulli:<\/em> Kush e ka mendjen te filmi? Dihet q\u00eb ky \u00ebsht\u00eb\nvet\u00ebm preteksti, por si zakonisht, vajza bie brenda, duke e menduar djalin n\u00eb\nfjal\u00eb si nj\u00eb bebe t\u00eb pafajshme dhe nj\u00eb shembull t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb t\u00eb sinqeritetit dhe\nkorrekt\u00ebsis\u00eb. Pfff. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6. \u201cJe nj\u00eb grua inteligjente\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja, nj\u00eb djal\u00eb me kultur\u00eb, q\u00eb fut n\u00eb pun\u00eb komplimentet e rafinuara dhe jo t\u00eb\ndukshme. \u201cMeq\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb kaq i thell\u00eb sa ka d\u00ebgjuar fjal\u00ebt e mia dhe ka v\u00ebn\u00eb re q\u00eb\njam inteligjente, at\u00ebhere ia vlen\u201d, mendoni ju p\u00ebr t\u00eb. N\u00eb realitet, ai nuk ka d\u00ebgjuar\nasnj\u00eb gjysm\u00eb fjale dhe v\u00ebshtrimin e ka pasur m\u00eb shum\u00eb te dekolteja, duke qen\u00eb i\nkujdessh\u00ebm q\u00eb ju t\u00eb mos e vinit re. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7. \u201cE bukur var\u00ebsja jote! Pa ta shoh nga af\u00ebr&#8230;\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dhe k\u00ebshtu, i afrohet rreziksh\u00ebm goj\u00ebs, duke u p\u00ebrpjekur t\u2019ju rr\u00ebmbej\u00eb nj\u00eb\nputhje. Aty, ju takon juve t\u00eb vendosni n\u00ebse doni t\u00eb vazhdoni, duke \u00e7muar\nfantazin\u00eb dhe guximin e tij (aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb nuk kishit fare var\u00ebse!), ose ta\nrefuzoni, duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb: \u201cHer\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, n\u00ebse do ta provosh me mua, m\u00eb par\u00eb m\u00eb\ndhuro var\u00ebsen!\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8. \u201cKam romanin e ri t\u00eb Stefen Kingut dhe e kam\nlexuar. Hajde tek un\u00eb, do t\u00eb ta jap hua&#8230;\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nj\u00eb version i dashnorit latin intelektual, ai q\u00eb ju godet n\u00eb interesat dhe\npasionet tuaja. Nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb Kingu apo Koeljo, ai e di dhe ju\ntundon aty ku jeni m\u00eb e brisht\u00eb. Si mund t\u2019i thoni jo? N\u00ebse pranoni dhe shkoni\nn\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e tij p\u00ebr t\u00eb shfletuar librin, ai do t\u00eb filloj\u00eb t\u00eb zhvishet me\nshpejt\u00ebsi pas shpin\u00ebs suaj&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. \u201cJam vet\u00ebm, m\u00eb vdiq e dashura jav\u00ebn e kaluar\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mbase pak i tepruar si dialog, por ai luan me tragjiken p\u00ebr t\u00eb prekur telat\ne nd\u00ebrgjegjes son\u00eb, q\u00eb i ngjan asaj t\u00eb nj\u00eb motre t\u00eb N\u00ebn\u00eb Terez\u00ebs. Nj\u00eb tip t\u00eb\ntill\u00eb e takojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha grat\u00eb, her\u00ebt apo von\u00eb dhe mendojn\u00eb: \u201cI shkreti, ka\nnevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr mb\u00ebshtetjen time, nuk mund ta l\u00eb vet\u00ebm\u201d. Dhe k\u00ebshtu, gjendeni\npapritur n\u00eb krah\u00ebt e tij, e gatshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb zbutur dhimbjen e madhe q\u00eb ka, me\nputhje dhe p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhelje, t\u00eb cilat jan\u00eb ila\u00e7 p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjitha t\u00eb k\u00ebqijat. Po, por&#8230;\ndardha e ka bishtin prapa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10. \u201cM\u00eb fal n\u00ebse sonte erdha t\u00eb t\u00eb marr me Audin,\npor Ferrarin e ka marr\u00eb im at\u00eb\u201d. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr i apasionuar pas motorr\u00ebve, por q\u00eb do t\u00eb tregoj\u00eb edhe q\u00eb \u201cka\npara\u201d. Nuk mohohet q\u00eb burrat me para jan\u00eb josh\u00ebs dhe n\u00eb fakt, i p\u00ebrdorin ato p\u00ebr\nt\u2019u l\u00ebn\u00eb mbresa grave. Pastaj, ju takon juve t\u00eb vendosni n\u00ebse u dor\u00ebzoheni\nlajkave t\u00eb nj\u00eb burri me para, apo n\u00ebse doni ta sillni pak v\u00ebrdall\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u2019ju d\u00ebshiroj\u00eb\npak m\u00eb shum\u00eb. Pastaj, jeni t\u00eb sigurta se kjo lidhje do t\u00eb zgjas\u00eb gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nuk ka burr\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb mos i ket\u00eb p\u00ebrdorur n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e tij dhe nuk ka grua n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos ket\u00eb takuar nj\u00eb burr\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb. Ja, nj\u00eb list\u00eb m\u00eb 10 frazat m\u00eb t\u00eb zakonshme, ose m\u00eb origjinale q\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin burrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb \u00e7uar n\u00eb shtrat nj\u00eb grua. 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