Nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb burrat budallenj, disa jan\u00eb edhe beqar\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00eb\ngjith\u00eb duan t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb Parajs\u00eb, por askush nuk do t\u00eb vdes\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nj\u00eb\ne dashur n\u00eb makin\u00eb vlen sa dhjet\u00eb n\u00eb axhend\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bifteku\n\u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb objekt prej mishi, q\u00eb, sapo merr vesh \u00e7mimin e tij, porosit makarona.\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00ebshtu\nsi shkojn\u00eb gj\u00ebrat n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri shoh t\u00eb krijohet nj\u00eb klas\u00eb e re shoq\u00ebrore\u2026t\u00eb varf\u00ebrit\ne rinj!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me\nmunges\u00ebn e dritave shp\u00ebtova, kam nj\u00eb jav\u00eb q\u00eb nuk shoh gruan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shoh seancat e Parlamentit dhe \u00e7mendem. Nj\u00ebri\nflet gjysm\u00eb ore pa th\u00ebn\u00eb asgj\u00eb, gjysma posht\u00eb fle, gjysma shkojn\u00eb t\u00eb banjo dhe\nn\u00eb fund t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nuk bien dakort\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lajmi\nm\u00eb interesant q\u00eb d\u00ebgjon n\u00eb televizionin shqiptar \u00ebsht\u00eb: \u201cViktima u sulmua pas shpine me nj\u00eb goditje\nthike n\u00eb gjoks\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Demokracia\nt\u00eb jep t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn t\u00eb thuash at\u00eb q\u00eb mendon, edhe kur nuk je n\u00eb gjendje t\u00eb\nmendosh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atyre\nq\u00eb m\u00eb pyesin se p\u00ebr k\u00eb do t\u00eb votoj n\u00eb zgjedhjet e ardhshme u p\u00ebrgjigjem \u201cNuk do\nt\u00eb votoj p\u00ebr partin\u00eb q\u00eb thot\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe p\u00ebr vendin, por\nat\u00eb q\u00eb thot\u00eb se do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb t\u00eb keqen m\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jetojm\u00eb\nn\u00eb nj\u00eb vend t\u00eb pasur me pyetje, por t\u00eb varf\u00ebr me p\u00ebrgjigje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shqiptar\u00ebt\nnuk e din\u00eb se \u00e7\u2018duan dhe nuk do t\u00eb qet\u00ebsohen kurr\u00eb po nuk e gjet\u00ebn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00ebse\ngjysma e shqiptar\u00ebve do t\u00eb dinte si jetonte gjysma tjet\u00ebr, do t\u00eb ishin edhe ata\nmashtrues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sapo\nm\u00eb shohin grat\u00eb, bien p\u00ebrdhe. Sigurisht kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se nuk mund t\u00eb q\u00ebndrojn\u00eb\nn\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Krimi\ni organizuar ka emra t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm n\u00eb bot\u00eb. N\u00eb Itali quhet kamorra, n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb,\nmafie dhe n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, qeveri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00eb\nShqip\u00ebri qeveria ka gjithmon\u00eb nga nj\u00eb problem p\u00ebr \u00e7do zgjidhje. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb\nllogaritur se brenda tre vjet\u00ebve vet\u00ebm n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb do t\u00eb ket\u00eb nj\u00eb milion\u00eb makina.\nAt\u00ebher\u00eb, kush do t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb n\u00eb trotuarin tjet\u00ebr, ta b\u00ebj\u00eb tani\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me\ngazrat e skapamentove q\u00eb thithim nuk dim\u00eb n\u00ebse duhet t\u00eb shkojm\u00eb tek doktori,\napo tek mekaniku. Edhe zogjt\u00eb nuk k\u00ebndojn\u00eb m\u00eb, kolliten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gj\u00ebrat\nkan\u00eb ndryshuar q\u00eb nga koha e Kolombit. Ai u nis p\u00ebr n\u00eb Indi dhe u gjend n\u00eb\nAmerik\u00eb. M\u00eb shoq\u00ebrit\u00eb e sotme ajrore, nisesh p\u00ebr Indi dhe gjendesh n\u00eb Indi, por\nvalixhet t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sa ka ecur p\u00ebrpara teknologjia. Pardje\nbleva nj\u00eb televizor me mikroval\u00eb. Tani, programet e nj\u00eb ore i shoh p\u00ebr 6\nminuta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vet\u00ebm\nn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri ndodhin k\u00ebto: Nd\u00ebpresin programin e lajmeve t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonshme p\u00ebr\nt\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb zakonshmet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Burri dhe gruaja<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb\nburr\u00eb paguan dy milion\u00eb p\u00ebr di\u00e7ka q\u00eb b\u00ebn nj\u00eb milion, sepse e do. Nj\u00eb grua\npaguan nj\u00eb milion\u00eb p\u00ebr di\u00e7ka q\u00eb b\u00ebn dy milion\u00eb, megjith\u00ebse nuk e do. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb\ngrua shqet\u00ebsohet p\u00ebr t\u00eb ardhmen deri kur martohet, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb nuk shqet\u00ebsohet p\u00ebr\nt\u00eb ardhmen deri n\u00eb dit\u00ebn q\u00eb martohet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Q\u00eb\nnj\u00eb burr\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb i lumtur duhet t\u00eb kuptosh mjaftuesh\u00ebm dhe ta duash pak. Q\u00eb nj\u00eb\ngrua t\u00eb jet\u00eb e lumtur, duhet ta duash shum\u00eb dhe t\u00eb mos p\u00ebrpiqesh ta kuptosh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Beqari\nrron m\u00eb shum\u00eb se i martuari, por i martuari \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i gatsh\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u00eb vdekur!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Burrat\ne martuar mund t\u2019i harrojn\u00eb gabimet e tyre, nuk ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb jen\u00eb dy njer\u00ebz q\u00eb\nmbajn\u00eb mend t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtat gj\u00ebra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb\ngrua martohet me nj\u00eb burr\u00eb duke menduar se do t\u00eb ndryshoj\u00eb, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb martohet\nme nj\u00eb grua duke menduar se nuk do t\u00eb ndryshoj\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb\ngrua ka gjithmon\u00eb fjal\u00ebn e fundit n\u00eb nj\u00eb grindje, \u00e7far\u00ebdo q\u00eb guxon burri t\u00eb\nthot\u00eb do t\u00eb jet\u00eb fillimi i nj\u00eb grindjeje t\u00eb re. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Shoq\u00ebri sigurimesh<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Shembuj\nt\u00eb deklarateve t\u00eb disa t\u00eb siguruarve q\u00eb p\u00ebsuan aksident me makin\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n 1.\nMakina tjet\u00ebr u p\u00ebrplas me timen pa njoftuar p\u00ebr q\u00ebllimin e saj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2.\nU p\u00ebrplasa m\u00eb nj\u00eb kamion t\u00eb parkuar q\u00eb po vinte nga kahu i kund\u00ebrt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3.\nI kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb makin\u00ebs 40 vjet derisa m\u00eb zuri gjumi mbi timon dhe shkaktova\naksident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4.\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb iu afrova kryq\u00ebzimit, nj\u00eb tabel\u00eb STOP u shfaq papritur n\u00eb nj\u00eb vend\nku nuk ishte shfaqur kurr\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5.\nQ\u00eb t\u00eb mos godisja prapakolpin e automjetit q\u00eb kisha p\u00ebrapra, godita nj\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebsor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6.\nK\u00ebmb\u00ebsori nuk mundi t\u00eb vendoste nga cila an\u00eb t\u00eb vraponte, kur e shtypa me makin\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Shtylla e OSHEE-se u afrua. U p\u00ebrpoqa ta shmangia, por\najo m\u00eb ra p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 8. Duke u kthyer n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, hyra n\u00eb oborrin e gabuar dhe\ngodita nj\u00eb pem\u00eb q\u00eb nuk e kam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 9. Mendova se dritarja ishte e hapur deri n\u00eb momentin kur\nu p\u00ebrpoqa t\u00eb nxirrja kok\u00ebn jasht\u00eb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Astronaut\u00ebt<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ishte periudha e luft\u00ebs s\u00eb ftoht\u00eb mes SHBA dhe BRSS. <\/p>\n\n\n\n K\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt e presidentit shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb Sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e Bardh\u00eb q\u00eb\nt\u2019i japin atij nj\u00eb lajm t\u00eb pap\u00eblqyesh\u00ebm :<\/p>\n\n\n\n –\nZoti president, kemi nj\u00eb sfid\u00eb t\u00eb madhe nga Rusia. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb moment, mij\u00ebra\nastronaut\u00eb rus\u00eb po lyejn\u00eb h\u00ebn\u00ebn me ngjyr\u00eb t\u00eb KUQE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Presidenti,\ni pashqet\u00ebsuar u p\u00ebrgjigjet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n –\nSapo t\u00eb mbarojn\u00eb, d\u00ebrgo dy nga astronaut\u00ebt tan\u00eb me boj\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb t\u00eb shkruajn\u00eb\nCOCA-COLA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb burrat budallenj, disa jan\u00eb edhe beqar\u00eb\u2026 T\u00eb gjith\u00eb duan t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb Parajs\u00eb, por askush nuk do t\u00eb vdes\u00eb. Nj\u00eb e dashur n\u00eb makin\u00eb vlen sa dhjet\u00eb n\u00eb axhend\u00eb. Bifteku \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb objekt prej mishi, q\u00eb, sapo merr vesh \u00e7mimin e tij, porosit makarona. 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