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Thuhet se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrziesh pun\u00ebn me\ndashurin\u00eb, por q\u00ebkur ka ardhur Andi, kolegu i ri n\u00eb zyr\u00eb, juve nuk ju z\u00eb vendi\nvend. Pastaj, nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebt ata q\u00eb e kan\u00eb gjetur shpirtin binjak n\u00eb pun\u00eb. Ne\nju tregojm\u00eb nj\u00eb teknik\u00eb joshjeje me 10 etapa, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e pagabueshme… <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1. Etapa e par\u00eb: Prezantimi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n N\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u2019i hidhni v\u00ebshtrime vjedhurazi n\u00eb ashensor ose n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet\npareteve t\u00eb xhamit q\u00eb ju ndan, b\u00ebjeni si f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, ose si t\u00eb rriturit me logjik\u00eb,\nprezantohuni: \u201cMir\u00ebdita, un\u00eb jam Ana\u201d. \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fillim i mir\u00eb, megjith\u00ebse emri\nAna nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb emri m\u00eb seksi n\u00eb bot\u00eb. Tani ai do ta dij\u00eb kush \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb rri\nshpesh duke \u00ebnd\u00ebrruar para ekranit t\u00eb kompjuterit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 2. Etapa e dyt\u00eb: P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Tani q\u00eb ai di emrin tuaj, duhet t\u00eb ndiqni rregullat e mir\u00ebsjelljes. Nj\u00eb\n\u201cMir\u00ebdita, si ia \u00e7on?\u201d n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fillim i mbar\u00eb, sidomos n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb\ni sinqert\u00eb (me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, kur ia thua me nj\u00eb z\u00eb sensual, duke e par\u00eb n\u00eb sy). K\u00ebshtu,\nmbase nj\u00eb dit\u00eb ai do t\u2019ju thot\u00eb: \u201cJo, nuk ndjehem mir\u00eb, sapo jam ndar\u00eb nga e\ndashura\u201d dhe ju keni realizuar \u00ebndrr\u00ebn tuaj. Mbase…<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Etapa e tret\u00eb: Pyetja e madhe<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Pas nj\u00eb \u201cMir\u00ebdita Andi\u201d gjith\u00eb but\u00ebsi, vjen momenti ta kap\u00ebsh demin nga\nbrir\u00ebt me nj\u00eb fraz\u00eb q\u00eb p\u00ebrdoret n\u00eb gjimnaz: \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh k\u00ebt\u00eb fundjav\u00eb?\u201d. \u00cbsht\u00eb\nbazike, por kjo b\u00ebn t\u00eb mundur t\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n a. …marr\u00ebsh vesh n\u00ebse ai tregohet simpatik me ju, sipas tonit dhe gjat\u00ebsis\u00eb\ns\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjes (n\u00ebse ai thot\u00eb \u201casgj\u00eb\u201d pa i hequr syt\u00eb nga kompjuteri, nd\u00ebrroni\nobjektiv)<\/p>\n\n\n\n b. …verifikoni n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb budalla apo jo. N\u00ebse ai thot\u00eb, edhe n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb\nsjellshme, q\u00eb t\u00eb premten n\u00eb dark\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb nj\u00eb sh\u00ebtitje me patina n\u00ebp\u00ebr Tiran\u00eb,\nju lutemi t\u00eb nd\u00ebrroni objektiv menj\u00ebher\u00eb. Nuk keni koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb humbur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. Etapa e kat\u00ebrt: Propozimi josh\u00ebs<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDo nj\u00eb kafe?\u201d. K\u00ebshtu do t\u00eb zgjoni tek ai fantazin\u00eb e vjet\u00ebr t\u00eb asistentes\n(q\u00eb ju nuk jeni), q\u00eb sh\u00ebrben kafen\u00eb, pastaj do ta furnizoni me kafein\u00eb, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb\nnj\u00eb substanc\u00eb eksituese, duke treguar p\u00ebrkujdesje dhe xhentiles\u00eb. Ai me siguri\ndo t\u00eb pyes\u00eb veten se \u00e7far\u00eb cil\u00ebsisht t\u00eb tjera keni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. Etapa e pest\u00eb: Shakaja<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n N\u00eb nj\u00ebr\u00ebn prej k\u00ebtyre dit\u00ebve duhet ta b\u00ebni t\u00eb buz\u00ebqesh\u00eb dhe jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr ta\npar\u00eb n\u00ebse ka dh\u00ebmb\u00eb t\u00eb bukur. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb, mjafton t\u00eb b\u00ebni nj\u00eb shaka t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr, t\u00eb\nl\u00ebshuar kur kalon pran\u00eb tij: \u201cVjen shpesh k\u00ebtu?\u201d. Duke e ditur q\u00eb ai ka filluar\npun\u00eb me kontrat\u00eb afatgjat\u00eb, do t\u00eb qeshni t\u00eb dy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. Etapa e gjasht\u00eb: Afrimi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n E h\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes. Ka ardhur momenti p\u00ebr t\u00eb vendosur at\u00eb q\u00eb quhet \u201crituali\ni t\u00eb h\u00ebn\u00ebs n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes\u201d, me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb shkoni n\u00eb nj\u00eb kafene simpatike q\u00eb\nndodhet aty af\u00ebr p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb rezyme se si e keni kaluar fundjav\u00ebn. Sa p\u00ebr\nt\u2019iu shmangur pak stresit dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos folur n\u00eb zyr\u00eb apo korridore. Po\nafroheni, s\u00eb shpejti, do ta keni n\u00eb xhep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Etapa e shtat\u00eb: Nj\u00eb got\u00eb pas pune<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Me siguri, Andi \u00ebsht\u00eb i ndrojtur dhe shum\u00eb pun\u00ebtor, por tani q\u00eb ka ardhur\nvera \u00ebsht\u00eb e pamundur t\u00eb mos shkoni p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb nj\u00eb got\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar me tarrac\u00eb.\nKush thot\u00eb alkool, thot\u00eb edhe shpengim (nuk po ju themi t\u00eb zhvisheni lakuriq\nAna, qet\u00ebsohuni) dhe nganj\u00ebher\u00eb (si shpesh) dalje nga udha e drejt\u00eb e Per\u00ebndis\u00eb.\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n 8. Etapa e tet\u00eb: P\u00ebrk\u00ebdheljet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb si nj\u00eb mace, i p\u00eblqen ta p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhelin n\u00eb drejtimin e qimeve.\nPak si qent\u00eb, i p\u00eblqen edhe ta lavd\u00ebrojn\u00eb p\u00ebr pun\u00ebn e b\u00ebr\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu, megjith\u00ebse\nju dhe Andi nuk keni marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnie hierarkie, megjith\u00ebse nuk punoni ekzakt\u00ebsisht\nn\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin sektor, asgj\u00eb nuk ju pengon t\u2019i b\u00ebni nj\u00eb kompliment t\u00eb vog\u00ebl. K\u00ebshtu,\nai do t\u00eb v\u00ebr\u00eb re se interesoheni p\u00ebr t\u00eb (mos i flisni p\u00ebr teorin\u00eb ton\u00eb me kafsh\u00ebt)\ndhe q\u00eb vler\u00ebsoni at\u00eb q\u00eb b\u00ebn. \u201cVeprove mir\u00eb n\u00eb at\u00eb projektin, Andi\u201d dhe do ta\nshihni t\u00eb skuqet leht\u00ebsisht e t\u00eb ndjehet n\u00eb qiellin e shtat\u00eb. Nxeht\u00eb, nxeht\u00eb…<\/p>\n\n\n\n 9. Etapa e n\u00ebnt\u00eb: K\u00ebrkojini ndihm\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i fort\u00eb dhe ka arom\u00ebn e r\u00ebr\u00ebs s\u00eb nxeht\u00eb. Tani, jo t\u00eb gjith\u00eb,\nvet\u00ebm Andi… P\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb prov\u00eb krah\u00ebt e tij t\u00eb fort\u00eb dhe neuronet, nuk ka m\u00eb\nmir\u00eb sesa t\u2019i k\u00ebrkoni pak ndihm\u00eb. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb stad ku jeni, ai nuk do t\u2019jua refuzoj\u00eb.\n\u201cAndi (me nj\u00eb z\u00eb t\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00ebl), mund t\u00eb m\u00eb ndihmosh t\u00eb kap at\u00eb pakon me flet\u00eb atje\nlart?\u201d. \u201cAndi, nuk po gjej e-mailin e drejtorit, nuk e kuptoj se ku m\u00eb\nhumbi…\u201d. \u201cAndi, m\u00eb ka dal\u00eb nj\u00eb tabel\u00eb e \u00e7uditshme n\u00eb ekranin e kompjuterit,\nmund t\u00eb vish ta shoh\u00ebsh pak?\u201d. Me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, t\u00eb gjitha pretekset jan\u00eb t\u00eb mira p\u00ebr\nt\u00eb treguar se jeni n\u00eb hall dhe shp\u00ebtoheni nga kolegu josh\u00ebs. N\u00ebse nuk doni t\u00eb\ndukeni si e dob\u00ebt n\u00eb syt\u00eb e tij, mund t\u2019i thoni: \u201cMund t\u00eb m\u00eb jap\u00ebsh pak kufjet\ne tua?\u201d. Kjo do t\u2019ju afroj\u00eb dhe jo vet\u00ebm n\u00eb fush\u00ebn e bakterieve…<\/p>\n\n\n\n 10. Etapa e dhjet\u00eb: Takimi i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n N\u00eb zyr\u00eb tashm\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb e kan\u00eb kuptuar q\u00eb po flirtoni dhe atmosfera \u00ebsht\u00eb\ne nxeht\u00eb, por duhet t\u00eb konkludoni dhe jo n\u00eb banjot e zyrave. \u00cbsht\u00eb momenti, pra,\nta ftoni, ose t\u00eb ftoheni n\u00eb nj\u00eb fest\u00eb, nj\u00eb koncert, nj\u00eb dark\u00eb, nj\u00eb ndeshje\nfutbolli… Tani e keni radh\u00ebn ju q\u00ebt\u00eb vendosni. Andin t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn e keni n\u00eb\nxhep: Nga vodka n\u00eb vodk\u00eb, nga pabi n\u00eb disko, nga buz\u00ebqeshjet n\u00eb t\u00eb qeshura me t\u00eb\nmadhe, kjo histori dihet se ku do t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundoj\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb e sigurt\u00eb. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Thuhet se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrziesh pun\u00ebn me dashurin\u00eb, por q\u00ebkur ka ardhur Andi, kolegu i ri n\u00eb zyr\u00eb, juve nuk ju z\u00eb vendi vend. Pastaj, nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebt ata q\u00eb e kan\u00eb gjetur shpirtin binjak n\u00eb pun\u00eb. Ne ju tregojm\u00eb nj\u00eb teknik\u00eb joshjeje me 10 etapa, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e pagabueshme… 1. 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