{"id":20568,"date":"2019-01-18T17:00:23","date_gmt":"2019-01-18T16:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=20568"},"modified":"2019-01-18T16:25:56","modified_gmt":"2019-01-18T15:25:56","slug":"humor-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2019\/01\/humor-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor…!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Fundi i jet\u00ebs <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vajza po plot\u00ebsonte nj\u00eb fjal\u00ebkryq. N\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, ngec dhe i thot\u00eb t\u00eb atit:\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Cili \u00ebsht\u00eb fundi i jet\u00ebs? \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb me shtat\u00eb shkronja!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Martesa \u2013 i p\u00ebrgjigjet babai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dembeli<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dy shoke po udhetonin me avion. Nj\u00ebri prej tyre po flinte, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb\navioni p\u00ebsoi nj\u00eb avari. Tjetri, i shqet\u00ebsuar, i thot\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Zgjohu, se avioni po bie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ai q\u00eb flinte, u p\u00ebrgjigj: – E \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb duhet mua? Se mos \u00ebsht\u00eb gj\u00eb avioni\nim!…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pijaneci <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gruaja: – I dashur, ti u dehe aq shum\u00eb mbr\u00ebm\u00eb saq\u00eb thoje nj\u00ebqind her\u00eb t\u00eb\nnj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gj\u00eb… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Burri: – V\u00ebrtet? Kurr\u00eb mos i beso nj\u00eb t\u00eb dehuri! Meq\u00eb ra fjala, \u00e7far\u00eb po t\u00eb\nthoja?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gruaja: – M\u00eb thoje se m\u00eb doje…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emigrant\u00ebt<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dy emigrant\u00eb shqiptar\u00eb vajt\u00ebn n\u00eb Greqi p\u00ebr pun\u00eb. N\u00eb sheshin e t\u00eb papun\u00ebve i\nmori nj\u00eb grek dhe u tha se duhet t\u00eb ngjisnin nj\u00eb lavatri\u00e7e n\u00eb kat t\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb. Ata\nmor\u00ebn lavatri\u00e7en dhe iu fut\u00ebn pun\u00ebs. Kur shkuan tek ashensori, pan\u00eb se ishte i\nprishur dhe vendos\u00ebn ta \u00e7onin n\u00ebp\u00ebr shkall\u00eb. Ec e ec, u lodh\u00ebn dhe nj\u00ebri i\nthot\u00eb shokut:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Shko e shih sa kate na kan\u00eb mbetur…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tjetri shkon dhe, kur kthehet, i thot\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Kam dy lajme, nj\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb e nj\u00eb t\u00eb keq. Cilin do t\u00eb parin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– T\u00eb mirin! \u2013 i p\u00ebrgjigjet ai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Lajmi i mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb se kemi edhe nj\u00eb kat…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Po i keqi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Kemi ngat\u00ebrruar pallatin…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bjondet JO<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pse bjondet nuk lahen me uj\u00eb t\u00eb nxeht\u00eb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sepse mjegullohet pasqyra!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00c7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shkruar mbi varrin e nj\u00eb bjondeje?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u201cKjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nata e par\u00eb q\u00eb un\u00eb po fle vet\u00ebm\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pse s’flet bjondja kur b\u00ebn seks?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Se n\u00ebna i ka th\u00ebn\u00eb: \u201cMos fol me njer\u00ebz t\u00eb panjohur!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pse e merr bjondja kompjuterin n\u00eb spital?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Q\u00eb t\u2019i heqin viruset<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebte kan\u00eb nj\u00eb bjonde dhe nj\u00eb shishe birr\u00eb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– T\u00eb dyja jan\u00eb bosh nga qafa e lart<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Cili \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi midis nj\u00eb bjondeje dhe nj\u00eb limuzine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Jo t\u00eb gjith\u00eb kan\u00eb pasur mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb hipin n\u00eb limuzin\u00eb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fundi i jet\u00ebs Vajza po plot\u00ebsonte nj\u00eb fjal\u00ebkryq. N\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, ngec dhe i thot\u00eb t\u00eb atit: – Cili \u00ebsht\u00eb fundi i jet\u00ebs? \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb me shtat\u00eb shkronja! – Martesa \u2013 i p\u00ebrgjigjet babai. Dembeli Dy shoke po udhetonin me avion. Nj\u00ebri prej tyre po flinte, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb avioni p\u00ebsoi nj\u00eb avari. Tjetri, i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":20569,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[902],"class_list":["post-20568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20568\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}