{"id":20506,"date":"2019-01-17T15:00:49","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T14:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=20506"},"modified":"2019-01-17T12:55:15","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T11:55:15","slug":"humor-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2019\/01\/humor-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor&#8230;!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I verb\u00ebri<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i verber\nishte ulur pran\u00eb lulishtes s\u00eb nj\u00eb qendre tregtare me nj\u00eb kapele n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt e tij\ndhe nj\u00eb karton, ku shkruhej: &#8220;Jam i verb\u00ebr, ju lutem, m\u00eb ndihmoni&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nj\u00eb publicist q\u00eb po kalonte aty\npran\u00eb, u afrua dhe pa se n\u00eb kapelen e tij kishte shum\u00eb pak monedha. U p\u00ebrkul e\nhodhi monedha t\u00eb tjera. Pastaj, pa marr\u00eb lejen e burrit, mori kartonin, e ktheu\nnga ana tjet\u00ebr dhe shkroi disa fjal\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po at\u00eb mbasdite, publicisti u\nkthye tek i verbri dhe vuri re se kapelja ishte mbushur plot monedha e\nkartmonedha. I verbri i njohu hapat e publicistit dhe pyeti n\u00ebse kish qene ai\nq\u00eb kish shkruar n\u00eb kartonin e tij dhe \u00e7fare kishte shkruar. Publicisti, u\np\u00ebrgjigj: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Asgj\u00eb q\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb!\nVet\u00ebm i shkrova fjal\u00ebt e tua n\u00eb nj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb tjet\u00ebr\u2026 &#8211; Pastaj, buz\u00ebqeshi dhe u\nlargua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I verbri nuk e m\u00ebsoi kurr\u00eb se n\u00eb\nkartonin e tij qe shkruar: &#8220;Sot \u00ebsht\u00eb pranver\u00eb&#8230; dhe un\u00eb nuk mund ta\nshoh&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Morali:<\/em><\/strong> Ndrysho strategji\nkur gj\u00ebrat nuk shkojn\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe ke p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsohen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Kan\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Kane th\u00ebn\u00eb shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra p\u00ebr\nfemr\u00ebn, por mua m\u00eb intereson vet\u00ebm ajo q\u00eb thon\u00eb p\u00ebr femr\u00ebn si un\u00eb dhe jo p\u00ebr\nat\u00eb q\u00eb thon\u00eb p\u00ebr mua si fem\u00ebr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Duaj at\u00eb q\u00eb ke dhe jo at\u00eb q\u00eb\nduhet t\u00eb kesh sepse bota \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb dhe jo ajo q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Dituria dhe arsyeja flasin;\ninjoranca dhe padrejt\u00ebsia ul\u00ebrijn\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Sikur grat\u00eb ta dinin sa\nankohemi p\u00ebr to, shum\u00eb m\u00eb her\u00ebt do t\u00eb na braktisnin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Dituria m\u00eb p\u00ebrndjek, por un\u00eb\njam m\u00eb i shpejt\u00eb! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; T\u00eb g\u00ebnjesh t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt \u00ebsht\u00eb luks\ni rrall\u00eb, por t\u00eb g\u00ebnjesh vetveten, s&#8217;\u00ebsht\u00eb gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr pos budallall\u00ebk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Mendja ve limite, zemra i\nthyen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; N\u00ebse personi q\u00eb dashuron s\u2019ka\nasnj\u00eb t\u00eb met\u00eb, fillo ta duash m\u00eb pak dhe do t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh sa t\u00eb meta ka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Miq\u00ebsia dhe dashuria jan\u00eb dy\nlule n\u00eb nj\u00eb rr\u00ebnj\u00eb, vet\u00ebm se dashuria ka disa petale m\u00eb shum\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Dashuria t\u00eb verbon. Martesa t\u00eb\nkthen shikimin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Kur guri bie mbi vez\u00eb, e mjera vez\u00eb! Kur veza bie mbi gur&#8230; e mjera\nvez\u00eb! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I verb\u00ebri Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i verber ishte ulur pran\u00eb lulishtes s\u00eb nj\u00eb qendre tregtare me nj\u00eb kapele n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt e tij dhe nj\u00eb karton, ku shkruhej: &#8220;Jam i verb\u00ebr, ju lutem, m\u00eb ndihmoni&#8221;. Nj\u00eb publicist q\u00eb po kalonte aty pran\u00eb, u afrua dhe pa se n\u00eb kapelen e tij kishte shum\u00eb pak monedha. 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