{"id":19831,"date":"2019-01-07T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T14:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=19831"},"modified":"2019-01-07T13:41:43","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T12:41:43","slug":"le-te-qeshim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2019\/01\/le-te-qeshim\/","title":{"rendered":"Le t\u00eb qeshim&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Zgara<br>\nDuke b\u00ebr\u00eb dashuri, burri i thot\u00eb gruas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Grua, je sh\u00ebndoshur gj\u00eb? Prapanica jote duket sa nj\u00eb zgar\u00eb!<br>\nGruaja zem\u00ebrohet, por nuk thot\u00eb gj\u00eb. N\u00eb dark\u00eb ata jan\u00eb ftuar n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e disa miqve p\u00ebr nj\u00eb barbeky. Sapo burri sheh zgar\u00ebn, k\u00ebrkon nj\u00eb met\u00ebr dhe e mat zgar\u00ebn dhe m\u00eb pas mat t\u00eb pasmet e gruas:<\/li><li>Kisha t\u00eb drejt\u00eb grua- i thot\u00eb duke i p\u00ebshp\u00ebritur n\u00eb vesh- t\u00eb pasmet e tua jan\u00eb sa zgara. <br>\nGruaja m\u00ebrzitet, por prap\u00eb nuk flet. N\u00eb dark\u00eb \u00e7ifti kthehet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, bie n\u00eb shtrat p\u00ebr t\u00eb fjetur, por burrit i ngjallet oreksi p\u00ebr seks. Rrotullohu andej, rrotullohu ketej, i fut duart gruas, e p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhel, por shpejt d\u00ebgjohet p\u00ebrgjigjja e gruas:<\/li><li>Nuk besoj se do t\u00eb ndez gjith\u00eb zgar\u00ebn p\u00ebr nj\u00eb llukanik t\u00eb vog\u00ebl!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Do ta marr\u00eb malli<br>\nMira me Blerin\u00ebn po pin\u00eb kafe n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar, kur Mira pyet Bler\u00ebin\u00ebn pse \u00ebsht\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsuar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>\u00c7far\u00eb ka ndodhur? Dukesh e shqet\u00ebsuar- i thot\u00eb ajo<\/li><li>I dashuri im humbi t\u00eb gjitha parat\u00eb e tij n\u00eb burs\u00eb. Kursimet e nj\u00eb jete t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb u b\u00ebn\u00eb tym p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dit\u00eb- i p\u00ebrgjigjet Blerina<\/li><li>Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e keqe. Jam e sigurt\u00eb se edhe ai \u00ebsht\u00eb shqet\u00ebsuar shum\u00eb- thot\u00eb Mira<\/li><li>Sigurisht!- i p\u00ebrgjigjet Blerina- P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr, do ta marr\u00eb malli edhe p\u00ebr mua!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Zot\u00ebsia<br>\nGruaja:- Je i mir\u00eb n\u00eb krevat?<br>\nBurri: &#8211; Jam!<br>\nGruaja: &#8211; Si e di?<br>\nBurri:- Gjithmon\u00eb k\u00ebnaqem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gjith\u00eb fshati<br>\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon tek doktori i tij:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Doktor, qet\u00ebsuesi q\u00eb i dhat\u00eb gruas time \u00ebsht\u00eb fantastik! M\u00eb par\u00eb ishte kaq nevrike, sa as dashuri nuk mund t\u00eb b\u00ebja me t\u00eb!<\/li><li>Po tani?- e pyet doktori.<\/li><li>Taniiii! Tani i gjith\u00eb fshati mundet!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Vendi i gabuar p\u00ebr\u2026<br>\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nj\u00eb grua hyn n\u00eb nj\u00eb farmaci dhe, e zhg\u00ebnjyer nga i shoqi, i thot\u00eb farmacistit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Dua nj\u00eb ila\u00e7 t\u00eb zgjoj tim shoq nga gjumi, sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb budallallepsur koh\u00ebt e fundit dhe fle si kafsh\u00eb.<br>\nFarmacisti, i cili e kuptoi problemin e gruas, merr nj\u00eb kuti me viagra dhe ia jep duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb:<\/li><li>Merreni k\u00ebt\u00eb, zonj\u00eb dhe problemi juaj do t\u00eb zgjidhet menj\u00ebher\u00eb.<br>\nDit\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, gruaja e zem\u00ebruar shkon tek farmacisti dhe, duke b\u00ebrtitur i thot\u00eb:<\/li><li>Nuk ke turp, m\u00eb b\u00ebre rezil. Burri m&#8217;u hodh p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr dhe desh m\u00eb ra infarkt! Do t\u00eb t\u00eb hedh n\u00eb gjyq, etj, etj.<br>\nPasi e mbledh veten farmacisti pyet gruan:<\/li><li>Po nuk desh\u00ebt k\u00ebt\u00eb zonja ime?<\/li><li>Po, por ishim t\u00eb ftuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb dark\u00eb zyrtare, n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant t\u00eb shtrenjt\u00eb!  <\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zgara Duke b\u00ebr\u00eb dashuri, burri i thot\u00eb gruas: Grua, je sh\u00ebndoshur gj\u00eb? Prapanica jote duket sa nj\u00eb zgar\u00eb! Gruaja zem\u00ebrohet, por nuk thot\u00eb gj\u00eb. N\u00eb dark\u00eb ata jan\u00eb ftuar n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e disa miqve p\u00ebr nj\u00eb barbeky. Sapo burri sheh zgar\u00ebn, k\u00ebrkon nj\u00eb met\u00ebr dhe e mat zgar\u00ebn dhe m\u00eb pas mat t\u00eb pasmet e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}