{"id":1809,"date":"2014-07-26T09:26:54","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T09:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=1809"},"modified":"2014-07-26T09:26:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T09:26:54","slug":"18-gjera-qe-burrat-nuk-i-kuptojne-te-grate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/07\/18-gjera-qe-burrat-nuk-i-kuptojne-te-grate\/","title":{"rendered":"18 gj\u00ebra q\u00eb burrat nuk i kuptojn\u00eb te grat\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pse duan gjasht\u00eb muaj t\u00eb vendosin p\u00ebr nj\u00eb prerje flok\u00ebsh? Pse, sa her\u00eb q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb shopping, provojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha rrobat e dyqanit, t\u00eb \u00e7far\u00ebdo mase, modeli dhe ngjyre? Jan\u00eb k\u00ebto disa nga pyetjet q\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb vend n\u00eb mendjen e meshkujve dhe q\u00eb mbase do t\u00eb mbeten pa p\u00ebrgjigje…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Q\u00eb burrat vijn\u00eb nga Marsi dhe grat\u00eb nga Af\u00ebrdita, nuk e thot\u00eb vet\u00ebm titulli i nj\u00eb libri, por nj\u00eb enciklopedi e t\u00ebr\u00eb shembujsh, krijuar me q\u00ebllim q\u00eb t\u00eb tregohet sa t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm jan\u00eb t\u00eb dy sekset dhe sa e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr meshkujt t\u00eb kuptojn\u00eb sjelljen e femrave. Megjithat\u00eb, ata shpesh dor\u00ebzohen, duke preferuar injoranc\u00ebn kundrejt tentativ\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuptuar. K\u00ebshtu, dilema se pse grat\u00eb duan or\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrgatiten, ose flasin me or\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra n\u00eb telefon \u00ebsht\u00eb e destinuar t\u00eb mbes\u00eb pa p\u00ebrgjigje, ashtu si shum\u00eb t\u00eb tjera. Mbase p\u00ebrgjigjja do t\u00eb ishte q\u00eb \u201cgrat\u00eb k\u00ebshtu jan\u00eb gatuar dhe pik\u00eb (por p\u00ebrs\u00ebri burrat i duan)\u201d…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. Pse \u00e7do her\u00eb duhet t\u00eb provoni gjith\u00eb rrobat e dyqanit t\u00eb veshjeve, t\u00eb \u00e7far\u00ebdo mase, modeli apo ngjyre? E kuptuat tani pse ka karrige n\u00ebp\u00ebr dyqanet e veshjeve? (Me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, burrat m\u00ebrziten kur shkoni p\u00ebr pazar bashk\u00eb, prandaj m\u00eb mir\u00eb merrni nj\u00eb shoqe, sesa partnerin…)<\/p>\n

2. Si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur t\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb aktivitet shoq\u00ebror vajtja n\u00eb banjo? Kur nj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon n\u00eb banjo, i duhet vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb minut\u00eb pun\u00eb dhe nuk do t\u00eb ket\u00eb rrotull dik\u00eb q\u00eb ta shoh\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa grave u p\u00eblqen t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb banjo me shoqet.<\/p>\n

3. Grat\u00eb duan gjasht\u00eb muaj t\u00eb vendosin p\u00ebr nj\u00eb prerje t\u00eb re flok\u00ebsh. Ka ura q\u00eb jan\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb koh\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr.<\/p>\n

4. Grat\u00eb heqin gjith\u00eb gj\u00ebrat nga nj\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr dhe b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn gj\u00eb \u00e7do her\u00eb. Nuk do t\u00eb ishte m\u00eb e thjesht\u00eb t\u00eb kishit vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb?<\/p>\n

5. Kush e di se pse, por t\u00eb gjitha sendet e r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme p\u00ebrfundojn\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb n\u00eb fund t\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00ebs. Nuk duhet t\u00eb ishte m\u00eb i thjesht\u00eb procesi i gjetjes s\u00eb \u00e7el\u00ebsave? \u00cbsht\u00eb e sigurt\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7anta juaj dhe nuk keni marr\u00eb hua \u00e7ant\u00ebn e nj\u00eb tjetre?<\/p>\n

6. Pse duhet t\u00eb flisni me or\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra n\u00eb telefon me shoqet? Para dy dit\u00ebsh u takuat dhe q\u00eb prej asaj kohe, vet\u00ebm keni punuar dhe fjetur. P\u00ebr \u00e7far\u00eb diskutoni at\u00ebher\u00eb?<\/p>\n

7. Kthyesja e qerpik\u00ebve \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb makineri ferri. Sinqerisht, n\u00eb realitet, ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb arm\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb vrar\u00eb dhe e mbani me vete p\u00ebr t\u2019u mbrojtur, apo jo?<\/p>\n

8. Pse ju duhet kaq koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u p\u00ebrgatitur p\u00ebr n\u00eb shtrat? Akoma nuk e keni m\u00ebsuar procedur\u00ebn q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb ndiqni?<\/p>\n

9. Arsyen pse ju duhen kaq shum\u00eb jast\u00ebk\u00eb e dini vet\u00ebm ju, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb nuk i p\u00ebrdorni dhe i grumbulloni kudo. Mbase \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo arsyeja pse ju duhet kaq shum\u00eb koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u p\u00ebrgatitur p\u00ebr shtrat.<\/p>\n

10. Pse ju duhet nj\u00eb or\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u p\u00ebrgatitur, p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb nga sht\u00ebpia? N\u00ebse nuk donit t\u00eb dilni p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb dark\u00eb n\u00eb restorant, mjafton ta thoshit…<\/p>\n

11. Pse ju p\u00eblqen t\u00eb flisni pasi keni b\u00ebr\u00eb seks? Pavar\u00ebsisht n\u00ebse ka qen\u00eb nj\u00eb maraton\u00eb e gjat\u00eb, ose nj\u00eb seks i shpejt\u00eb, n\u00eb fund, burrat jan\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb t\u00eb lodhur, nd\u00ebrsa grat\u00eb jan\u00eb n\u00eb form\u00eb dhe t\u00eb gatshme p\u00ebr nj\u00eb bised\u00eb serioze. Si ia arrini k\u00ebsaj?<\/p>\n

12. Megjith\u00ebse komedit\u00eb romantike jan\u00eb t\u00eb parashikueshme dhe pa p\u00ebrmbajtje (ai q\u00eb p\u00ebrballet me t\u00eb kaluar\u00ebn prej donzhuani, ajo q\u00eb p\u00ebrballet me tipa si ai dhe n\u00eb fund, bien n\u00eb dashuri me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin), ju vazhdoni t\u2019i shihni. Jeni t\u00eb adhurueshme!<\/p>\n

13. Pse vishni k\u00ebpuc\u00eb me taka t\u00eb larta, edhe kur e dini se do t\u00eb ecni shum\u00eb? Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb mazokiz\u00ebm i past\u00ebr!<\/p>\n

14. Shkriheni p\u00ebr pak \u00e7okollat\u00eb… M\u00eb mir\u00eb merrni nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb m\u00eb vete, ju dhe \u00e7okollata juaj.<\/p>\n

15. Pecetat higjienike duken shum\u00eb t\u00eb bezdisshme.<\/p>\n

16. Ja, edhe dollapi juaj! Kujtonim se ai grumbullonte vet\u00ebm k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, por n\u00eb realitet, ai grumbullon edhe funde, bluza, shalle, \u00e7orape… me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, nuk i gjendet fundi.<\/p>\n

17. Pse i keni kaq qejf aksesor\u00ebt me shk\u00eblqim? Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb se do t\u2019ju bjer\u00eb taka n\u00ebse do t\u2019i keni k\u00ebpuc\u00ebt pa xixa. Po, edhe po t\u2019ju bjer\u00eb, aq m\u00eb mir\u00eb p\u00ebr ju, se do blini nj\u00eb pal\u00eb t\u00eb reja.<\/p>\n

18. Pse tonaliteti i z\u00ebrit tuaj ngrihet n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb panatyrshme sapo shihni nj\u00eb bebe apo nj\u00eb k\u00eblysh t\u00eb vog\u00ebl? Si pasoj\u00eb, vazhdoni t\u00eb shihni n\u00eb internet foto apo video me kotele dhe qenush\u00eb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pse duan gjasht\u00eb muaj t\u00eb vendosin p\u00ebr nj\u00eb prerje flok\u00ebsh? Pse, sa her\u00eb q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb shopping, provojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha rrobat e dyqanit, t\u00eb \u00e7far\u00ebdo mase, modeli dhe ngjyre? Jan\u00eb k\u00ebto disa nga pyetjet q\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb vend n\u00eb mendjen e meshkujve dhe q\u00eb mbase do t\u00eb mbeten pa p\u00ebrgjigje… Q\u00eb burrat vijn\u00eb nga Marsi dhe grat\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[905],"class_list":["post-1809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intimitet","tag-seks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}