{"id":1596,"date":"2014-07-20T18:28:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-20T18:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=1596"},"modified":"2014-07-20T18:28:13","modified_gmt":"2014-07-20T18:28:13","slug":"disa-surpriza-te-sikletshme-gjate-seksit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/07\/disa-surpriza-te-sikletshme-gjate-seksit\/","title":{"rendered":"Disa surpriza t\u00eb sikletshme gjat\u00eb seksit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb seksi \u00ebsht\u00eb i paparashikuesh\u00ebm dhe at\u00ebhere gjendesh p\u00ebrball\u00eb disa surprizave t\u00eb pak\u00ebndshme, t\u00eb cilat t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehesh n\u00eb siklet para tjetrit.<\/em><\/p>\n

Atmosfera \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo e duhura, ju ndjeheni pran\u00eb nj\u00ebri-tjetrit. Nuk mbetet ve\u00e7se t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundoni n\u00eb shtrat, gj\u00eb q\u00eb e d\u00ebshironi t\u00eb dy. Pik\u00ebrisht n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb moment, dalin n\u00eb pah nj\u00eb pal\u00eb t\u00eb brendshme bokser, me nj\u00eb stampim qenush\u00ebsh, gj\u00eb q\u00eb prish gjith\u00eb atmosfer\u00ebn… Nuk mbetet gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7se t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh televizor, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb pauza e reklamave sapo ka p\u00ebrfunduar dhe po shfaqet seriali juaj i preferuar. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb i kemi provuar t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb rast k\u00ebto momente, q\u00eb nga t\u00eb brendshmet \u201cjo t\u00eb duhura\u201d, deri te mungesa e depilimit. Po juve, \u00e7far\u00eb ju ka ndodhur?\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. T\u00eb brendshmet q\u00eb keni, jan\u00eb t\u00eb tmerrshme<\/strong><\/p>\n

K\u00ebshtu i fusni n\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb dhe b\u00ebni sikur jeni nga ato grat\u00eb q\u00eb nuk veshin kurr\u00eb t\u00eb brendshme. Nga seriali: Vajza t\u00eb mira n\u00eb rrug\u00eb dhe pantera t\u00eb shfrenuara n\u00eb shtrat.<\/p>\n

2. Kuptoni se keni harruar t\u00eb depiloheni…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kishit projekte t\u00eb m\u00ebdha p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje, por mungesa e depilimit ju b\u00ebn t\u00eb dyshoni n\u00ebse duhet t\u00eb vazhdoni me planin q\u00eb kishit b\u00ebr\u00eb nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb ndiqnit.<\/p>\n

3. …por, nga ana tjet\u00ebr, ai \u00ebsht\u00eb depiluar.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb pyetje e vetme: Pse?<\/p>\n

4. Gjuha e ndyr\u00eb ju bllokon<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb fakt, nuk dini si t\u2019i p\u00ebrgjigjeni pyetjes: \u201c\u00c7far\u00eb do q\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj?\u201d<\/p>\n

5. Ju kap d\u00ebshira, por jan\u00eb reklamat…<\/strong><\/p>\n

…dhe q\u00eb t\u00eb dy nuk doni t\u00eb humbisni programin q\u00eb po shihni. Keni 5 minuta koh\u00eb, p\u00ebrdorini ashtu si duhet!<\/p>\n

6. Do t\u00eb donit t\u00eb kishit lidhur flok\u00ebt<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb rregull, flok\u00ebt e shpupuritur n\u00eb shtrat jan\u00eb seksi, por meq\u00eb b\u00ebn shum\u00eb nxeht\u00eb dhe jeni duke djersitur, ajo p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn keni nevoj\u00eb tani \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb lidhni flok\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

7. Ai ka veshur nj\u00eb pal\u00eb boksera me qenush\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n

B\u00ebjeni fytyr\u00ebn sikur kjo nuk ju b\u00ebn p\u00ebrshtypje dhe vazhdoni me \u201cprogramin\u201d, pa i hedhur syt\u00eb kurr\u00eb posht\u00eb.<\/p>\n

8. Keni publik<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q\u00eb n\u00eb rastin n\u00eb fjal\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb qeni i tij (jo ai q\u00eb kishte mbi bokser), q\u00eb po ju fikson me sy dhe po nxjerr jarg\u00eb nga goja, si nj\u00eb adoleshent n\u00eb nj\u00eb koncert t\u00eb grupit One Direction. \u00c7far\u00eb ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb, xhan\u00ebm?<\/p>\n

9. Ju z\u00eb ng\u00ebr\u00e7i<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u00ebrs\u00ebrisni me vete: \u201cNuk m\u00eb dhemb asgj\u00eb, nuk m\u00eb dhemb asgj\u00eb\u201d…<\/p>\n

10. Dikujt i kan\u00eb shp\u00ebtuar gazrat dhe, mund t\u00eb kesh qen\u00eb edhe ti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Askush nuk do t\u00eb pranoj\u00eb se e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb r\u00ebnkoni p\u00ebr t\u00eb kompensuar sikletin. Pastaj, n\u00eb nj\u00eb moment t\u00eb dyt\u00eb, mund t\u2019ia hidhni fajin qenit.<\/p>\n

11. Ai nuk arrin t\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dhe tani, vazhdon me k\u00ebmb\u00ebngulje, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb ju b\u00ebni sikur ju p\u00eblqeu.<\/p>\n

12. Fjala \u201cdelikates\u00eb\u201d nuk b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb fjalorin e tij<\/strong><\/p>\n

Me fjal\u00eb t\u00eb tjera, kur duhet t\u00eb shqyeni ndonj\u00eb der\u00eb, e dini kujt t\u2019i drejtoheni.<\/p>\n

13. Do ishte mir\u00eb t\u00eb kishit vajtur n\u00eb banjo m\u00eb par\u00eb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sepse nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb aspak seksi t\u00eb ndalosh n\u00eb mes t\u00eb seksit p\u00ebr t\u00eb vajtur n\u00eb banjo. P\u00ebrve\u00e7se n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe ai n\u00eb banjo…<\/p>\n

14. Me sa duket, gjinjt\u00eb tuaj nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb ngjitura me trupin.<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb sensin q\u00eb, me m\u00ebnyr\u00ebn se si ai po i sheh dhe shtrydh, ajo q\u00eb do v\u00ebrtet t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u2019i \u00e7oj\u00eb n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, p\u00ebr t\u2019i njohur m\u00eb mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n

15. Shoku me t\u00eb cilin ndan apartamentin, sapo \u00ebsht\u00eb kthyer n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q\u00ebndroni e p\u00ebrqendruar dhe shpresoni q\u00eb dhomat kan\u00eb izolim t\u00eb mir\u00eb ndaj zhurmave. Pastaj, mendoni m\u00eb t\u00eb keqen; mund t\u00eb kishin qen\u00eb edhe prind\u00ebrit e tij!<\/p>\n

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Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb seksi \u00ebsht\u00eb i paparashikuesh\u00ebm dhe at\u00ebhere gjendesh p\u00ebrball\u00eb disa surprizave t\u00eb pak\u00ebndshme, t\u00eb cilat t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehesh n\u00eb siklet para tjetrit. Atmosfera \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo e duhura, ju ndjeheni pran\u00eb nj\u00ebri-tjetrit. Nuk mbetet ve\u00e7se t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundoni n\u00eb shtrat, gj\u00eb q\u00eb e d\u00ebshironi t\u00eb dy. Pik\u00ebrisht n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb moment, dalin n\u00eb pah nj\u00eb pal\u00eb t\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[905],"class_list":["post-1596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intimitet","tag-seks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}