Ja ku po vjen edhe dita e votimeve, o ditar. Si ik\u00ebn kat\u00ebr vite\u00a0! Si uji ik\u00ebn. E kam llafin p\u00ebr ujin e lumit, jo p\u00ebr ujin n\u00eb rubineta, q\u00eb ik\u00ebn pik\u00eb-pik\u00eb dhe me orar. Mua m\u00eb ik\u00ebn dy vite si Kryetar i Bashkis\u00eb. Tani jam dy vjet\u00eb m\u00eb i vjet\u00ebr. Edhe disa vite m\u00eb duhen q\u00eb ta marr\u00eb un\u00eb Partin\u00eb Socialiste. N\u00eb fakt, nuk do ta marr. Do m\u00eb jap\u00eb Rama, si\u00e7 edhe t\u00eb kam th\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb, o ditar. Kur mendoj se mumd t\u00eb ma dredh\u00eb llafin dhe mos t\u00eb ma jap\u00eb mua, dridhem i t\u00ebri.<\/p>\n
Po ja dha Saimirit, ja ku po t\u00eb betohem, un\u00eb me vajzat e L\u00ebvizjes mjaft do dalim prap\u00eb kumd\u00ebr PS-s\u00eb. Le t\u00eb guxoj\u00eb Rama t’ja jap\u00eb Saimirit. Do dal n\u00eb bulevard dhe do protestoj<\/p>\n
Se m’u kujtua bulevardi. I mbarova s\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuari 400 metrat e par\u00eb t\u00eb tij. Shum\u00eb bukur kishin dal\u00eb. M\u00eb tha edhe mami. “Shyqyr, mor bir, q\u00eb nuk kishe nd\u00ebrtuar 1600 metra si\u00e7 premtove, se do na lodhje, do na b\u00ebje telef”. Dhe mir\u00eb m\u00eb tha. Ku kan\u00eb fuqi shqiptar\u00ebt t\u00eb ecin 1600 metra. Edhe 400 metra q\u00eb nd\u00ebrtova, mjaft e kan\u00eb. Ushqime me hormone han\u00eb dhe nuk kan\u00eb energji q\u00eb t\u00eb bredhin shum\u00eb.”<\/p>\n
Para tre dit\u00ebsh pash\u00eb nj\u00eb reklam\u00eb t\u00eb Edit n\u00eb tv. At\u00eb q\u00eb po t\u00ebrhiqte litarin. M\u00eb kujtoi nj\u00eb ske\u00e7 t\u00eb estrad\u00ebs s\u00eb Fierit, kur isha i vog\u00ebl. E kap\u00ebn me presh n\u00eb dor\u00eb hajdutin qe kishte vjedhur nje lop\u00eb. Ky per t’u mbrojtur, tha: “Un\u00eb i gjori vajta n\u00eb haur dhe po t\u00ebrhiqja litarin. Ku e dija un\u00eb, ere, q\u00eb pas litarit ishte lopa”. Ehhhh, lum Edi q\u00eb t\u00ebrheq litarin. Pas tij \u00ebsht\u00eb gjith\u00eb ajo lop\u00eb.<\/p>\n
O zot, ishallah vjen ajo dit\u00eb q\u00eb ta mjel un\u00eb at\u00eb lop\u00eb, pasi t\u00eb iki Edi nga Kryeminist\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
Kete shkrim mund ta lexoni te plote ne gazeten Intervista qe e gjeni n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha kioskat e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb dhe t\u00eb Greqis\u00eb. Mund t’ua dergojme edhe n\u00eb adres\u00ebn tuaj te emailit p\u00ebr vet\u00ebm 99 cent n\u00eb muaj. Kontaktoni me ne n\u00eb inbox!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ja ku po vjen edhe dita e votimeve, o ditar. Si ik\u00ebn kat\u00ebr vite\u00a0! Si uji ik\u00ebn. E kam llafin p\u00ebr ujin e lumit, jo p\u00ebr ujin n\u00eb rubineta, q\u00eb ik\u00ebn pik\u00eb-pik\u00eb dhe me orar. Mua m\u00eb ik\u00ebn dy vite si Kryetar i Bashkis\u00eb. Tani jam dy vjet\u00eb m\u00eb i vjet\u00ebr. Edhe disa vite m\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":15759,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[1285],"class_list":["post-15758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-erjon-veliaj"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15758\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}