Polici dhe cigarja
\nNj\u00eb polic shikon nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb duke pir\u00eb cigare dhe e qorton:
\n– A e di qe duhani te shkurton jeten?
\n– Jo! – i pergjigjet femija.
\n– Sa vje\u00e7 je ti? – e pyet polici.
\n– 10 vje\u00e7. – pergjigjet femija.
\n– E shikon? – i thot\u00eb polici – Po te mos e kishe nisur cigaren, tani do t\u00eb ishe 15 vje\u00e7!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb Amerik\u00eb
\nNje fshatar shqiptar shkon ne Amerike. Zbret nga avioni ne Nju Jork dhe merr taksi. Ai e sheh shoferin e taksis\u00eb qe ishte me nje k\u00ebmb\u00eb dhe, i habitur, e pyet:
\n– Po si i jep makines me nje k\u00ebmb\u00eb ti?
\n– S\u2019ke nevoj\u00eb per dy k\u00ebmb\u00eb ne Amerike. Jane automatike makinat, vetem frena dhe gaz kan\u00eb! – tha taksixhiu.
\nPas ca dit\u00ebsh, kalon prap\u00eb taksixhiu nga e nj\u00ebjta lagje, kur sheh k\u00ebt\u00eb fshatarin me shkop, me nje k\u00ebmb\u00eb, duke \u00e7aluar.
\n– O bo bo, po si ndodhi ore keshtu? Aksident? – e pyet taksisti fshatarin.
\n– Jo ore, e preva vet\u00eb te majten, po harrova qe nuk kam makin\u00eb! – ia ktheu fshatari.<\/p>\n
Miku
\nNj\u00eb djal\u00eb i thot\u00eb miku t\u00eb tij m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb:
\n– Me t\u00eb mbr\u00ebmshmen, u b\u00ebn\u00eb dy her\u00eb q\u00eb, kur kthehem nga puna, e gjej time shoqe n\u00eb krah\u00ebt e nj\u00eb tjetri. M\u00eb ka z\u00ebn\u00eb belaja… Nuk di \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebj… m\u00eb jep ti ndonj\u00eb k\u00ebshill\u00eb!
\n– Nuk e ke provuar t\u00eb punosh edhe jasht\u00eb orarit t\u00eb pun\u00ebs? \u2013 ia kthen miku i tij i mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Bjondet dhe portokallet
\nNa ishin dy bjonde duke b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar. Nj\u00ebra prej tyre, i thot\u00eb shit\u00ebses:
\n– Na pesho 4 kile portokalle, por t\u00eb lutem shum\u00eb, zgjidhi sa me te vegjel se s\u2019mund t\u2019i mbajm\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Cigarja
\nGimi edhe Tani po bisedonin…
\nGimi: – Cigarja \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb marr\u00ebzi! Me lek\u00ebt q\u00eb po harxhon p\u00ebr cigare, sot do t\u00eb kishe bler\u00eb nj\u00eb vil\u00eb!
\nTani: \u2013 Po ti, pi cigare?
\nGimi: \u2013 Un\u00eb? Kurr\u00eb!
\nTani: \u2013 Atehere hajde m\u00eb trego vil\u00ebn t\u00ebnde!<\/p>\n
Pacienti
\nShkon nj\u00ebri te doktoresha dhe i thote:
\n– Doktoreshe, jam semure, kam gjithmone ereksion. \u00c7fare do te me japesh?
\nDoktoresha: – 1000$ ne muaj dhe nje shtepi ku te hash e te flesh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Polici dhe cigarja Nj\u00eb polic shikon nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb duke pir\u00eb cigare dhe e qorton: – A e di qe duhani te shkurton jeten? – Jo! – i pergjigjet femija. – Sa vje\u00e7 je ti? – e pyet polici. – 10 vje\u00e7. – pergjigjet femija. – E shikon? – i thot\u00eb polici – Po te mos […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[902],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}