{"id":1427,"date":"2014-07-14T12:42:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-14T12:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2014-07-14T14:55:25","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T14:55:25","slug":"barcaleta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/07\/barcaleta\/","title":{"rendered":"Barcaleta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Studim tregu<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrje q\u00eb prodhon k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, \u00e7on n\u00eb Afrik\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb studim tregu, dy p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues: Nj\u00eb pesimist dhe nj\u00eb optimist. Pas nj\u00eb jave, vijn\u00eb dy telegrame:<\/p>\n<p>Optimisti: \u201cTreg fantastik! K\u00ebtu askush nuk vesh k\u00ebpuc\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pesimisti: \u201cTreg shum\u00eb i keq! K\u00ebtu, askush nuk vesh k\u00ebpuc\u00eb!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00c7ifti i ri<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift do t\u00eb martohet dhe dh\u00ebndrri vendos t\u2019ia qart\u00ebsoj\u00eb disa gj\u00ebra gruas s\u00eb tij t\u00eb ardhshme:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E dashur, ki parasysh se un\u00eb kam ca zakone t\u00eb vogla, nga t\u00eb cilat nuk do t\u00eb heq dor\u00eb edhe pasi t\u00eb martohemi. T\u00eb h\u00ebn\u00ebn mbr\u00ebma, shkoj n\u00eb kinema me shok\u00ebt, t\u00eb mart\u00ebn shkoj n\u00eb bibliotek\u00eb, t\u00eb m\u00ebrkur\u00ebn n\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje shkoj n\u00eb bar p\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb skedin\u00eb, t\u00eb enjten \u00ebsht\u00eb klubi i brixhit q\u00eb zgjat deri pas mesnate, t\u00eb premten shkoj gjithmon\u00eb n\u00eb teat\u00ebr. T\u00eb shtun\u00ebn, nuk mund t\u00eb mungoj kurrsesi n\u00eb nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje n\u00eb pab, kurse t\u00eb diel\u00ebn takohemi gjithnj\u00eb n\u00eb piceri me ca shok\u00eb t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; T\u00eb kuptoj i dashur. Edhe un\u00eb kam ca zakone fikse, q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb t\u2019i tregoj q\u00eb tani&#8230; Un\u00eb b\u00ebj seks \u00e7do mbr\u00ebmje! Kush \u00ebsht\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Vajza<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e vog\u00ebl, pyet t\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebn: &#8211; Mami, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se mua m\u00eb ka sjell\u00eb lejleku?<\/p>\n<p>Mamaja, pak e shokuar, i p\u00ebrgjigjet: &#8211; Nuk e mbaj mend mir\u00eb, por m\u00eb kujtohet q\u00eb ishte nj\u00eb zog shum\u00eb i madh!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Ila\u00e7i i rrobave<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dy amvisa, bisedojn\u00eb nd\u00ebrsa nj\u00ebra prej tyre nxjerr rrobat nga lavatri\u00e7ja&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Silvia, desha t\u00eb t\u00eb pyes&#8230; e ke provuar ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb orgazm\u00ebn?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oh, Mira, t\u00eb lutem, mos m\u00eb streso&#8230; Un\u00eb jam shum\u00eb e k\u00ebnaqur nga Bonuxi!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Hajduti<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb del para gjykat\u00ebsit, pasi \u00ebsht\u00eb kapur duke vjedhur nj\u00eb dyqan rrobash.<\/p>\n<p>Gjykat\u00ebsi: &#8211; At\u00ebhere, ju e pranoni se keni hyr\u00eb me dhun\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb dyqan rrobash kat\u00ebr her\u00eb me radh\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Hajduti: &#8211; Po, zoti gjykat\u00ebs!<\/p>\n<p>Gjykat\u00ebsi: &#8211; P\u00ebrse?<\/p>\n<p>Hajduti, i p\u00ebrlotur: &#8211; Sepse gruaja ime donte nj\u00eb fustan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Gjykat\u00ebsi: &#8211; Po k\u00ebtu thuhet se keni hyr\u00eb n\u00eb dyqan kat\u00ebr her\u00eb radhazi!<\/p>\n<p>Hajduti: &#8211; E v\u00ebrtet\u00eb zoti gjykat\u00ebs. Sepse gruaja e nd\u00ebrroi tre her\u00eb fustanin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Bjondia<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb brune dhe nj\u00eb bjonde po udh\u00ebtojn\u00eb me makin\u00eb. N\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, nj\u00eb zog l\u00ebshon nj\u00eb glas\u00eb mu mbi xhamin e makin\u00ebs.<\/p>\n<p>Brunia: &#8211; Oh, duhet ta pastrojm\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Bjondia nxjerr kok\u00ebn jasht\u00eb dhe shikon lart: &#8211; Jo, \u00ebsht\u00eb e pamundur. Po fluturon shum\u00eb lart, nuk e kap dot!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Te mjeku <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb grua e moshuar, shkon te mjeku: &#8211; Doktor, sa her\u00eb shihem n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb, m\u00eb vjen p\u00ebr t\u00eb vjell\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Mjeku: &#8211; Shum\u00eb mir\u00eb! Kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se nuk keni asnj\u00eb problem me shikimin!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Rambo <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Beni kthehet n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, i trishtuar.<\/p>\n<p>Mami: &#8211; Beni, \u00e7far\u00eb ke k\u00ebshtu? Kush t\u00eb ka m\u00ebrzitur?<\/p>\n<p>Beni: &#8211; Mami&#8230; t\u00eb gjith\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb m\u00eb th\u00ebrrasin \u201cRambo\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Mami: &#8211; Mos u shqet\u00ebso t\u00eb keqen mami. Nes\u00ebr, do t\u00eb vij t\u00eb flas me m\u00ebsuesen t\u00ebnde&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Beni: &#8211; Jo, jo, mami&#8230; S\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja. Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb lufta ime!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Studim tregu Nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrje q\u00eb prodhon k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, \u00e7on n\u00eb Afrik\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb studim tregu, dy p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues: Nj\u00eb pesimist dhe nj\u00eb optimist. Pas nj\u00eb jave, vijn\u00eb dy telegrame: Optimisti: \u201cTreg fantastik! K\u00ebtu askush nuk vesh k\u00ebpuc\u00eb!\u201d Pesimisti: \u201cTreg shum\u00eb i keq! K\u00ebtu, askush nuk vesh k\u00ebpuc\u00eb!\u201d. &nbsp; \u00c7ifti i ri Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift do t\u00eb martohet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}