{"id":13757,"date":"2016-08-11T11:08:51","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T09:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=13757"},"modified":"2016-08-11T11:08:51","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T09:08:51","slug":"humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2016\/08\/humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Qeveria ka nj\u00eb krah t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr dhe nj\u00eb krah t\u00eb gjat\u00eb. I gjati sh\u00ebrben p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb dhe arrin kudo. I shkurtri sh\u00ebrben p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb dhe arrin vet\u00ebm ata q\u00eb ka af\u00ebr!<\/p>\n<p>Pasi g\u00ebrmuan tok\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb thell\u00ebsi prej 100 metrash, shkenc\u00ebtar\u00ebt rus\u00eb gjeten gjurm\u00eb t\u00eb disa fijeve bakri, 1000 vje\u00e7are t\u00eb vjetra dhe arrit\u00ebn n\u00eb p\u00ebrfundimin se t\u00eb par\u00ebt e tyre kishin pasur nj\u00eb rrjet telefonik nd\u00ebrqytet\u00ebs q\u00eb n\u00eb at\u00eb koh\u00eb.<br \/>\nP\u00ebr t\u00eb mos mbetur prapa, amerikan\u00ebt g\u00ebrmuan m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 200 metra thell\u00ebsi n\u00eb vendin e tyre p\u00ebr t\u00eb zbuluar gjurm\u00eb t\u00eb fibrave optike 2000 vjet t\u00eb vjetra, duke konfirmuar se Amerika zot\u00ebronte nj\u00eb rrjet komunikimi dixhital q\u00eb n\u00eb epok\u00ebn e Krishtit dhe 1000 vjet para rus\u00ebve.<br \/>\nNj\u00eb jav\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb, Shqip\u00ebria publikon nj\u00eb raport ku p\u00ebrmendej se shkenc\u00ebtar\u00ebt kishin g\u00ebrmuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb thell\u00ebsi 500 metra dhe nuk kishin gjetur absolutisht asgj\u00eb, duke konfirmuar se 3000 vjet para Jezu Krishtit t\u00eb gjith\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebt zot\u00ebronin telefon celular.<\/p>\n<p>Dashuria \u00ebsht\u00eb si cigarja, n\u00ebse shuhet mund ta ndez\u00ebsh, por nuk do t\u00eb ket\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn shije.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qeveria ka nj\u00eb krah t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr dhe nj\u00eb krah t\u00eb gjat\u00eb. I gjati sh\u00ebrben p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb dhe arrin kudo. I shkurtri sh\u00ebrben p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb dhe arrin vet\u00ebm ata q\u00eb ka af\u00ebr! Pasi g\u00ebrmuan tok\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb thell\u00ebsi prej 100 metrash, shkenc\u00ebtar\u00ebt rus\u00eb gjeten gjurm\u00eb t\u00eb disa fijeve bakri, 1000 vje\u00e7are t\u00eb vjetra dhe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,241],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-letersi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}