T\u00eb parin e qeveris\u00eb, zotin Rama, e gjeta n\u00eb zyr\u00eb dje. Teksa ngjisja shkall\u00ebt e Kryeministris\u00eb, nuk pash\u00eb asnj\u00eb roje me kallash. Ky fakt m\u00eb k\u00ebnaqi pa mas\u00eb. Trokita n\u00eb der\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Edi Rama: – Hyr Kaso, hyr! Mir\u00eb je?
\n– Mir\u00eb, zoti Rama, vet\u00ebm se jam pak i hutuar…
\n– Un\u00eb jam i hutuar p\u00ebr vete, Kaso. Mir\u00eb un\u00eb q\u00eb kam arsye t\u00eb hutohem, po ti p\u00ebrse je i hutuar?
\n– Po ja, zoti Rama… trokita n\u00eb der\u00eb dhe ju, pa m\u00eb par\u00eb fare se kush isha, that\u00eb \u201cHyr Kaso!\u201d. Nga e dinit q\u00eb isha un\u00eb?!
\n– P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb je hutuar ti, Kaso?! Un\u00eb mendova se p\u00ebrse. Po m\u00eb tha Fate Velaj se po vjen Kaso Kosa.
\n– Fatja ju tha p\u00ebr mua?! Po ai, nga m\u00eb pa?
\n– Nga dritarja e zyr\u00ebs s\u00eb tij, Kaso. K\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb b\u00ebn Fatja. Shikon t\u00ebr\u00eb dit\u00ebn n\u00eb dritare, kush hyn e kush del n\u00eb Kryeministri. Del n\u00eb dritare se gjasme pikturon.
\n– Gjasme? Un\u00eb e di q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb piktor\u2026
\n– \u00c7\u2019piktor leshi, \u00ebsht\u00eb?! Fatja, nuk ka fat t\u00eb jet\u00eb piktor.
\n– N\u00eb mos piktor, kritik arti \u00ebsht\u00eb ama!
\n– Kritik arti?! E, o Kaso, q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb qeshur n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dit\u00eb pik\u00eblluese. Po Fates \u00e7do piktur\u00eb q\u00eb t\u2019i tregoj, thot\u00eb \u201cKjo \u00ebsht\u00eb mrekulli!\u201d.
\n– Mbase e b\u00ebn sepse ju ka shef…
\n– Po, ndaj e b\u00ebn se m\u00eb ka shef, por un\u00eb nuk i tregoj pikturat e mia, i tregoj pikturat e kalamaq\u00ebve t\u00eb kopshteve. Sa ia tregoj Fates k\u00ebto piktura, atij i bie vilani.
\n– Si i siguroni pikturat nga f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e kopshteve, zoti Rama?
\n– Aman o Kaso, zor i madh p\u00ebr ta kuptuar… Erioni m\u2019i sjell!
\n– Erion Veliaj?
\n– Jo po Erion Bra\u00e7e! Po Veliaj pra, kush tjet\u00ebr? Ai kur shkon n\u00ebp\u00ebr kopshtet e f\u00ebmij\u00ebve, gj\u00ebja e par\u00eb q\u00eb merr jan\u00eb pikturat. Ato m\u2019i sjell mua dhe un\u00eb i shes. Sa t\u00eb lodhem un\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj piktura vet\u00eb, m\u00eb mir\u00eb i marr t\u00eb gatshme.
\n– Shisni pikturat e f\u00ebmij\u00ebve?! Po ky qenka lajm i th\u00ebn\u00eb eksluzivisht p\u00ebr mua! K\u00ebt\u00eb as Kol Ball\u00ebs dhe as Blendi Fevzos, s\u2019ua keni th\u00ebn\u00eb.
\n– Ty, Kaso, ne politikan\u00ebt t\u2019i tregojm\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha.
\n– Mos po m\u00eb g\u00ebnjeni meq\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb 1 Prilli?
\n– Jo, Kaso, \u00e7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ai llaf q\u00eb thua?! Pak dit\u00eb kemi ne politikan\u00ebt t\u00eb g\u00ebnjejm\u00eb, po do g\u00ebnjejm\u00eb edhe n\u00eb 1 Prill?!\u2026
\n– Sa shkon nj\u00eb piktur\u00eb e f\u00ebmij\u00ebve?
\n– Po t\u2019i shkruaj emrin tim posht\u00eb piktur\u00ebs, pra, sikur e kam b\u00ebr\u00eb un\u00eb, shkon te 300 mij\u00ebt.
\n– 300 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb nj\u00eb piktur\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebsh, zoti Rama?
\n– 300 mij\u00eb euro, o aguridhe!
\n– 300 mimimi-mij\u00eb euro?! Se mu mor edhe goja…
\n– Po sigurisht Kaso, bile zihen p\u00ebr t\u2019i bler\u00eb. Gjith\u00eb an\u00ebtar\u00ebt e Dhom\u00ebs s\u00eb Biznesmen\u00ebve kan\u00eb bler\u00eb nga k\u00ebto piktura. Plus atyre, i blejn\u00eb edhe servil\u00ebt e Partis\u00eb.
\n– Keni shum\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb?
\n– Erioni i pari, Kaso.
\n– Erion Veliaj dometh\u00ebn\u00eb\u2026
\n– Pse, njeh ndonj\u00eb servil tjet\u00ebr ti Kaso, me emrin Erion?
\n– Po m\u00eb habisni zoti Rama. Sot n\u00eb 1 prill jeni m\u00eb i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se \u00e7do dit\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.
\n– Po t\u00eb thash\u00eb pra, Kaso. Kemi dit\u00ebt e tjera p\u00ebr t\u00eb g\u00ebnjyer ne politikan\u00ebt. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb duhet t\u00eb themi t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn.
\n– Po vet\u00eb ju, pikturoni?
\n– Sigurisht q\u00eb pikturoj Kaso. Pikturimi \u00ebsht\u00eb pasioni im gjat\u00eb pun\u00ebs. K\u00ebto dit\u00eb p\u00ebr shembull, kam pikturuar Beni Blushin.
\n– P\u00ebr ta shitur?
\n– Jo, jo, p\u00ebr ta varur n\u00eb mur. E kam varur aty lart fare, se ma k\u00ebrkoi Erioni! \u201cTa q\u00eblloj at\u00eb maskarain sa her\u00eb hyj n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn tuaj, shef\u201d, m\u00eb tha.
\n– E ka q\u00eblluar?
\n– Sigurisht Kaso q\u00eb e q\u00ebllon. Por, po t\u00eb tregoj nj\u00eb sekret. Nj\u00ebher\u00eb ktheva kok\u00ebn un\u00eb nga ana tjet\u00ebr e s\u2019po shikoja. Lali Eri b\u00ebri sikur e q\u00eblloi Blushin, por n\u00eb fakt, e puthi.
\n– Mos! Edhe k\u00ebt\u00eb e paska b\u00ebr\u00eb?
\n– K\u00ebshtu e ka politika Kaso. Q\u00ebllo e puth. E di un\u00eb pse e puth lali Eri at\u00eb Blushin…
\n– P\u00ebrse, zoti Rama?
\n– Se lali Eri, o Kaso, do q\u00eb t\u00eb ma z\u00ebr\u00eb vendin q\u00eb tani!
\n– Kaq shpejt? Po ai as nj\u00eb met\u00ebr rrug\u00eb s\u2019ka shtruar akoma n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb! Ju v\u00ebrtet ia zut\u00eb vendin Fatosit, por me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, b\u00ebt\u00eb ca gj\u00ebra p\u00ebr Tiran\u00ebn dhe fituat pik\u00eb.
\n– \u00cbsht\u00eb servil, mashtrues dhe karrierist lali Eri, o Kaso. Sot \u00ebsht\u00eb 1 prilli dhe un\u00eb i them gj\u00ebrat si\u00e7 jan\u00eb…
\n– Po k\u00ebt\u00eb kov\u00eb mbi tavolin\u00eb, \u00e7\u2019e keni zoti Rama? Apo ju ik\u00ebn uji edhe juve k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Kryeministri dhe merrni masat…
\n– Kam futur ca ngjala, Kaso. Merri po deshe, se m\u00eb mbet\u00ebn k\u00ebtu. I mblodha t\u2019i haja dje s\u00eb bashku me Ilirin, me rastin e p\u00ebrvjetorit t\u00eb aleanc\u00ebs son\u00eb, por s\u2019erdhi. M\u00eb duket se do ma dredh\u00eb. Do haj\u00eb ngjala me Berish\u00ebn ai, besoj…
\n– Jo mo nuk e besoj. S\u2019ka p\u00ebrse e b\u00ebn.
\n– Ku ka bes\u00eb n\u00eb politik\u00eb Kaso xhani. \u201cGjith\u00e7ka mund t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb. Jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb Tiron\u00eb\u201d…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
T\u00eb parin e qeveris\u00eb, zotin Rama, e gjeta n\u00eb zyr\u00eb dje. Teksa ngjisja shkall\u00ebt e Kryeministris\u00eb, nuk pash\u00eb asnj\u00eb roje me kallash. Ky fakt m\u00eb k\u00ebnaqi pa mas\u00eb. Trokita n\u00eb der\u00eb. Edi Rama: – Hyr Kaso, hyr! Mir\u00eb je? – Mir\u00eb, zoti Rama, vet\u00ebm se jam pak i hutuar… – Un\u00eb jam i hutuar p\u00ebr […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kaso-kosa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13133\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}