Polici dhe kulaku<\/p>\n
Kur zbrisje malin e Trebeshin\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkuar n\u00eb Memaliaj, duhet t\u00eb kaloje patjet\u00ebr lumin e Vjos\u00ebs q\u00eb ishte i rr\u00ebmbyesh\u00ebm, por aty ishte nj\u00eb lund\u00ebr q\u00eb i kalonte njer\u00ebzit nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb n\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn. Kur shkova aty af\u00ebr, pash\u00eb se ishte edhe nj\u00eb polic i cili sapo kishte filluar pun\u00ebn. Donte t\u00eb kalonte lumin, por s\u2019po ia mbante ta b\u00ebnte vet\u00eb, ndaj iu drejtua nj\u00ebrit q\u00eb po q\u00ebndronte pran\u00eb lundr\u00ebs:
\nPolici: – Ti punon te kjo lundra?
\nKulaku: – Po.
\nPolici: – M\u00eb \u00e7o n\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr.
\nKulaku: – Nuk punon lundra…
\nPolici: – Nuk e sheh q\u00eb jam polic?! T\u00eb m\u00eb \u00e7osh tani menj\u00ebher\u00eb se t\u00eb futa hekurat!
\nKulaku: – Dakord, po t\u00eb marr n\u00eb krah\u00eb at\u00ebhere…
\nPolici hipi n\u00eb nj\u00eb gur dhe i hipi kaliqaf\u00eb kulakut. K\u00ebshtu, ky i fundit, me policin n\u00eb qaf\u00eb, u fut n\u00eb uj\u00eb duke ecur ngadal\u00eb.
\n\u201cSi e ke emrin? Nga je? \u00c7far\u00eb pune ke b\u00ebr\u00eb?\u201d, nisi ta pyeste polici kulakun gjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs.
\nKulaku: – Nuk kam punuar se jam kulak e nuk m\u00eb fusin n\u00eb pun\u00eb.
\nPolici: – Ti je kulak?!
\nKulaku: – Po…
\nPolicit iu kujtua q\u00eb s\u2019duhet t\u00eb rrinte me armiqt\u00eb e klas\u00ebs dhe nga frika se mos e hiqnin nga puna, i k\u00ebrkoi ta l\u00ebshonte menj\u00ebher\u00eb.
\nKulaku: – Prit, se edhe pak e t\u00eb nxora n\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr!
\n– L\u00ebshom\u00eb more kulaku i m…t! – ia priti polici dhe filloi t\u00eb rrotullohej sa majtas-djathtas aq fort, sa kulaku s\u2019mundi ta mbante m\u00eb ekuilibrin, sidomos n\u00eb nj\u00eb lum\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebmbyesh\u00ebm e me gur\u00eb q\u00eb kur i shkelje, rr\u00ebshqisje, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb ra n\u00eb lum\u00eb bashk\u00eb me policin.
\nN\u00eb at\u00eb koh\u00eb, un\u00eb isha zhveshur dhe e kalova lumin me k\u00ebpuc\u00ebt n\u00eb dor\u00eb. N\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, takova policin dhe e pyeta se pse u rr\u00ebzuan.
\n– Nuk u rr\u00ebzuam more… – m\u00eb tha, – po un\u00eb sa e mora vesh q\u00eb ishte kulak, u hodha vet\u00eb!
\nM\u00eb von\u00eb, polici, nga frika se mos e merrte vesh kryetari i deg\u00ebs Tepelen\u00eb, shkoi dhe ia tregoi vet\u00eb at\u00eb q\u00eb i ndodhi, por kryetari e hoqi menj\u00ebher\u00eb nga puna. Megjithat\u00eb, lutje mbas lutjesh, policin e rimor\u00ebn n\u00eb pun\u00eb.
\nMbas nja nj\u00eb muaji, kur po kaloja n\u00eb Martalloz t\u00eb Tepelen\u00ebs, m\u00eb doli p\u00ebrpara kulaku dhe e pyeta n\u00ebse kishte ndonj\u00eb mens\u00eb ku t\u00eb haja buk\u00eb. Kulaku m\u00eb tha:
\n– K\u00ebtu s\u2019ka, po urdh\u00ebro n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi!
\nAshtu b\u00ebra. Kulaku m\u00eb skuqi nj\u00eb pul\u00eb, nj\u00eb tas me kos, gjiz\u00eb e hudhra t\u00eb njoma e nj\u00eb dopio raki dhe, t\u00eb them t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, ajo drek\u00eb m\u00eb shijoi, ndaj e fal\u00ebnderova kulakun e ika. Pas ca dit\u00ebsh m\u00eb doli polici p\u00ebrpara e me gishtin ngritur lart, m\u00eb urdh\u00ebroi:
\n– Ti, hajde k\u00ebtu!
\nMe t\u2019u afruar, m\u00eb pyeti: – Ke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb buk\u00eb te sht\u00ebpia e k\u00ebtij kulakut k\u00ebtu?
\n– Buk\u00eb kam ngr\u00ebn\u00eb, – iu p\u00ebrgjigja, – po nuk e di se \u00ebsht\u00eb kulak.
\n– Ore, un\u00eb t\u00eb them pse ke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb e ti m\u00eb thua nuk e dija!
\n– Epo mir\u00eb, e paskam d\u00ebmtuar ekonomikisht… – i thash\u00eb, por polici nuk hiqte dor\u00eb nga sjellja e tij prej kapadaiu, duke m\u00eb pyetur pse k\u00ebshtu e pse ashtu…
\n– Mir\u00eb pra, – i thash\u00eb – po e nxjerr \u00e7far\u00eb kam ngr\u00ebn\u00eb! – dhe b\u00ebra sikur po fusja gishtat p\u00ebr t\u00eb vjell\u00eb.
\n– Ik ore, – m\u00eb tha ai i v\u00ebshtirosur, – ti me nder e ke dhjer\u00eb 100 her\u00eb e tani dashke ta nxjerr\u00ebsh!
\nK\u00ebshtu, u ndava me policin. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Polici dhe kulaku Kur zbrisje malin e Trebeshin\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkuar n\u00eb Memaliaj, duhet t\u00eb kaloje patjet\u00ebr lumin e Vjos\u00ebs q\u00eb ishte i rr\u00ebmbyesh\u00ebm, por aty ishte nj\u00eb lund\u00ebr q\u00eb i kalonte njer\u00ebzit nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb n\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn. Kur shkova aty af\u00ebr, pash\u00eb se ishte edhe nj\u00eb polic i cili sapo kishte filluar pun\u00ebn. Donte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-histori-nga-jeta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13019\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}