N\u00eb intervist\u00ebn e radh\u00ebs, do t\u00eb sjell zotin Pandeli Majko. E sjell, sepse e meriton. Ju betohem q\u00eb as m\u00eb futi mik q\u00eb ta intervistoj. Thjesht e p\u00eblqej, madje e kam zili. \u00cbsht\u00eb nga ata njer\u00ebz q\u00eb pa punuar nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb vetme, u b\u00eb Kryeminist\u00ebr. Zotin Majko nuk e kisha t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb ta gjeja. Sa mora vesh q\u00eb n\u00eb Bulevard kishin ndaluar disa helikopter\u00eb, u nisa p\u00ebr atje dhe e gjeta duke m\u00ebrm\u00ebritur.<\/p>\n
Kaso Kosa: – Zoti Majko, p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje! Nuk m\u00eb gaboi intuita q\u00eb do t\u2019ju gjeja k\u00ebtu.
\nPandeli Majko: – P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Kaso! E ku tjet\u00ebr mund t\u00eb m\u00eb gjeje, sigurisht?! Ti e di q\u00eb ku ka arm\u00eb e municion, aty jam un\u00eb.
\n– P\u00ebrse po m\u00ebrm\u00ebrisnit q\u00ebpar\u00eb?
\n– Po num\u00ebroja helikopter\u00ebt Kaso.
\n– Po i num\u00ebronit?! Po k\u00ebtu vet\u00ebm dy helikopter\u00eb jan\u00eb, o zoti Majko.
\n– Dy jan\u00eb v\u00ebrtet Kaso, por n\u00eb imagjinat\u00ebn time ata jan\u00eb pa fund.
\n– T\u00eb kujt jan\u00eb k\u00ebto helikopter\u00eb?
\n– T\u00eb forcave tona t\u00eb paarmatosura, Kaso.
\n– Si t\u00eb paarmatosura?!
\n– Them t\u00eb paarmatosura, sepse v\u00ebrtet forcat tona ushtarake i kemi t\u00eb paarmatosura. Vet\u00ebm ndonj\u00eb gavet\u00eb e lug\u00eb u ka mbetur.
\n– Si ju lindi dashuria p\u00ebr arm\u00ebt, zoti Majko?
\n– Un\u00eb vij nga familje ushtarake dhe rrjedhimisht, jam rritur me to. Q\u00eb i vog\u00ebl, mbaj mend q\u00eb q\u00eblloja me pistolet\u00eb.
\n– Po m\u00eb habisni! Si e siguronit pistolet\u00ebn?
\n– Meq\u00eb babai kishte pistolet\u00eb, i k\u00ebrkova t\u00eb m\u00eb jepte edhe mua nj\u00eb. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb ma solli.
\n– Pistolet\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb?
\n– Jo, o Kaso, ishte pistolet\u00eb me uj\u00eb.
\n– \u00c7\u2019b\u00ebnit me t\u00eb?
\n– \u00c7\u2019nuk b\u00ebja, thuaj Kaso! Isha trazova\u00e7 i madh. E mbushja me uj\u00eb dhe q\u00eblloja bustin e Enverit n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. E lagia aq shum\u00eb, sa Enveri b\u00ebhej si pul\u00eb e lagur.
\n– Po kur vinte babai n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi nuk e shikonte \u201cpul\u00ebn e lagur\u201d, zoti Majko?
\n– Kishte raste q\u00eb e shikonte, Kaso, por un\u00eb e g\u00ebnjeja. I thosha: \u201cE kam pastruar me uj\u00eb, ndaj \u00ebsht\u00eb lagur\u201d. \u201cT\u00eb lumt\u00eb!\u201d, m\u00eb thoshte babai. \u201cEnverin ta duash edhe kur ta hedhin nga pushteti. Edhe kur t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt t\u00eb votojn\u00eb at\u00eb parti q\u00eb shan Enverin, ti mos e voto bir\u201d. Dhe un\u00eb si\u00e7 e kam th\u00ebn\u00eb, ia d\u00ebgjova llafin babait. Kur shumica e t\u00eb rinjve votoi PD-n\u00eb, un\u00eb votova PPSH-n\u00eb.
\n– Po, po, e mbaj mend k\u00ebt\u00eb fakt. E keni th\u00ebn\u00eb\u2026
\n– Mbaj mend nj\u00ebher\u00eb kur isha i vog\u00ebl Kaso, doja t\u00eb mbushja pistolet\u00ebn time me uj\u00eb. Rash\u00eb n\u00eb legen. Nuk rash\u00eb vet\u00eb, n\u00eb fakt. M\u00eb shtyu nj\u00eb shok legen, n\u00eb legen.
\n– Si ju shtyu?
\n– Ai m\u00eb tha q\u00eb m\u00eb shtyu pa dashje, por un\u00eb e kuptova q\u00eb ma b\u00ebri kastile. L\u00ebre, l\u00ebre, se u b\u00ebra qull fare. Maskarai, m\u00eb tha: \u201cZhvishi rrobat e thahu n\u00eb ballkon Pandi!\u201d.
\n– Dhe ju u zhvesh\u00ebt?
\n– Po, Kaso! Kthenin kokat gjith\u00eb komshinjt\u00eb e m\u00eb shikonin mua. Por at\u00ebher\u00eb isha i vog\u00ebl e komshinjt\u00eb nuk m\u00eb shikonin ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb madhe. Eeeehhh, mo, Kaso! Shoku ta fut m\u00eb shum\u00eb se armiku. Tamam si tani\u2026
\n– Nuk ju kuptova…
\n– Po edhe tani shok\u00ebt ma fusin mua, Kaso. Nuk duan t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb President. Nuk e kuptoj p\u00ebrse nuk duan. Un\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se \u00e7dokush tjet\u00ebr e meritoj at\u00eb post. Kush m\u00eb shum\u00eb se un\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i thinjur? Asnj\u00eb!
\n– P\u00ebr hir t\u00eb s\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebs, n\u00ebse thinjat merrnin p\u00ebr baz\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u v\u00ebn\u00eb President, ju duhet t\u00eb viheshit q\u00eb n\u00eb rini, zoti Majko.
\n– E, mo, Kaso q\u00eb nuk kupton fare. Po n\u00eb rini, un\u00eb i lyeja vet\u00eb flok\u00ebt me boj\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb.
\n– Si?
\n– I lyeja pra, se doja t\u00eb dukesha m\u00eb i vjet\u00ebr dhe t\u00eb mendonin shok\u00ebt e partis\u00eb dhe populli se un\u00eb isha nj\u00eb njeri i pjekur. Ndryshe, s\u2019do m\u00eb vendosnin kryeminist\u00ebr.
\n– Mora vesh q\u00eb keni k\u00ebrkuar zgjedhje t\u00eb parakohshme. A \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, zoti Majko.
\n– E v\u00ebrtet\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb. E b\u00ebra p\u00ebr presion p\u00ebr Ram\u00ebn, q\u00eb ta kuptoj\u00eb q\u00eb, n\u00ebse nuk m\u00eb zgjedh mua President, do ta z\u00ebr\u00eb belaja nga un\u00eb. Dhe k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb them, s\u2019e luan topi. Leq\u00eb ne topa s\u2019kemi fare, meq\u00eb ra llafi te topat. I shita p\u00ebr nj\u00eb cop\u00eb buk\u00eb, kur isha Kryeminist\u00ebr.
\n– P\u00ebrse i shit\u00ebt?
\n– E p\u00ebrse t\u2019i mbanim kot, Kaso?! Ua kishin hequr gjilp\u00ebrat n\u00eb 97-\u00ebn. Me gjilp\u00ebrat e topave, njer\u00ebzit qepnin thas\u00ebt p\u00ebr miell. Tani t\u00eb m\u00eb fal\u00ebsh, Kaso, se do t\u2019i hipi helikopterit e do t\u00eb sh\u00ebtis n\u00ebp\u00ebr Shqip\u00ebri. Si President i ardhsh\u00ebm i Republik\u00ebs, e meritoj. Do shkoj t\u00eb kontrolloj ushtrin\u00eb ton\u00eb, nga veriu n\u00eb jug.
\n– Faleminderit p\u00ebr intervist\u00ebn, zoti Majko! Uroj q\u00eb helikopteri t\u00eb ket\u00eb karburant.<\/p>\n
Zoti Majko iu drejtua helikopterit m\u00eb t\u00eb af\u00ebrt. B\u00ebri t\u00eb hipte, por piloti nuk e lejoi. Mes tyre filloi debati. Un\u00eb u largova, se jam tip q\u00eb nuk e p\u00ebrballoj dot sherrin…<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka KASO KOSA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
N\u00eb intervist\u00ebn e radh\u00ebs, do t\u00eb sjell zotin Pandeli Majko. E sjell, sepse e meriton. Ju betohem q\u00eb as m\u00eb futi mik q\u00eb ta intervistoj. Thjesht e p\u00eblqej, madje e kam zili. \u00cbsht\u00eb nga ata njer\u00ebz q\u00eb pa punuar nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb vetme, u b\u00eb Kryeminist\u00ebr. Zotin Majko nuk e kisha t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb ta gjeja. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kaso-kosa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}