Zotin Ristani e gjeta teksa po dilte nga nj\u00eb lokal, pran\u00eb selis\u00eb s\u00eb PD-s\u00eb. Iu afrova dhe e ftova t\u00eb uleshim t\u00eb dy s\u00eb bashku. Kamerieri erdhi brenda sekond\u00ebs, si\u00e7 vijn\u00eb p\u00ebrher\u00eb. Porosita dy makiato dhe filluam bised\u00ebn e m\u00ebposhtme: <\/p>\n
Arben Ristani: – Q\u00eb je djal\u00eb legen, je! Mir\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00eb fton, po porosit edhe makiato pale! P\u00ebrse nuk ma shtrove tavolin\u00ebn? E di at\u00eb ti?
\nKaso Kosa: – Cil\u00ebn?
\n– At\u00eb q\u00eb, kush vjen pa ftuar, e gjen pa shtruar.
\n– Po, e di\u2026
\n– Ti, a m\u00eb ftove?
\n– Po, ju ftova\u2026
\n– At\u00ebher\u00eb, p\u00ebrderisa m\u00eb ke ftuar, p\u00ebrse nuk ma ke shtruar? \u00cb\u00eb\u00eb?! Burrash, t\u00eb mos e p\u00ebrs\u00ebris\u00ebsh m\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gabim. Lash\u00eb takimin me Lul Bash\u00ebn, vet\u00ebm e vet\u00ebm q\u00eb t\u00eb vija n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb me ty.
\n– Po lini pa takuar zotin Basha, p\u00ebr mua?!
\n– Sigurisht! Eeeeeuuuu sa her\u00eb e l\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb pres\u00eb mua ai. Kam angazhime t\u00eb tjera m\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme se ato partiake. Un\u00eb jam kok\u00eb n\u00eb parti. E meq\u00eb p\u00ebrmende kok\u00ebn. A porosisim ndonj\u00eb kok\u00eb t\u00eb pjekur?
\n– Zoti Ristani?! Un\u00eb s\u2019jua p\u00ebrmenda fare kok\u00ebn. Ishit ju q\u00eb e p\u00ebrmend\u00ebt. Leq\u00eb nuk e honeps fare, se ka dhjam\u00eb\u2026
\n– Epo, gazetar q\u00eb s\u2019ha kok\u00eb t\u00eb pjekur, vet\u00ebm ty kam par\u00eb. P\u00ebr kok\u00eb t\u00eb kok\u00ebs s\u00eb pjekur, sikur t\u00eb haje kok\u00eb t\u00eb pjekur, do t\u2019ia kalonim mir\u00eb bashk\u00eb.
\n– N\u00eb fakt, un\u00eb ju ftova q\u00eb t\u00eb bisedonim rreth \u00e7\u00ebshtjes s\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnimit q\u00eb i b\u00ebt\u00eb nj\u00eb gazetari. Konkretisht, zotit \u00c7ika. Nuk m\u00eb thoni: P\u00ebrse e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnuat? Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe i djatht\u00eb\u2026
\n– Meq\u00eb m\u00eb kujtove djathin, Kaso, a marrim nj\u00eb djath\u00eb tepelene dhe e ham\u00eb? Apo nuk shkon me rakin\u00eb ai! E b\u00ebjn\u00eb mir\u00eb ata t\u00eb zon\u00ebs, me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn. E qajn\u00eb fare, e qajn\u00eb.
\n– Zoti Ristani, flasim nj\u00ebher\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7\u00ebshtjet e brendshme q\u00eb na interesojn\u00eb…
\n– Meq\u00eb m\u00eb kujtove t\u00eb brendshmet: Na porosit ca t\u00eb brendshme qengji!
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb brendshmesh thoni, zoti Ristani? Ky lokal \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb. Leq\u00eb mua b\u00ebjn\u00eb keq t\u00eb skuqurat…
\n– Epo, njeri q\u00eb s\u2019ha t\u00eb brendshme vet\u00ebm ty kam par\u00eb.
\n– E di, e di! N\u00eb politik\u00eb i preferoni t\u00eb brendshmet, se hani brenda llojit. Nejse, i l\u00ebm\u00eb t\u00eb brendshmet, por m\u00eb thoni, ju lutem: P\u00ebrse e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnuat gazetarin? T\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnonit ndonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, hajde de, por ai \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe i djatht\u00eb denbabadem.
\n– Pik\u00ebrisht ndaj e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnova, se \u00ebsht\u00eb i djatht\u00eb.
\n– Nuk ju kuptoj. Ju lutem, jini m\u00eb konkret!
\n– E mir\u00eb, marrim konjak, meq\u00eb thua ti, Kaso. Konjak dhe ca kikirik\u00eb me krip\u00eb. Del nj\u00eb kombinim q\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebpish gishtat. Konjakun dhe kikirik\u00ebt paguaji ti, krip\u00ebn e v\u00eb un\u00eb. Q\u00eb ta dish ti: Un\u00eb dal p\u00ebrher\u00eb me krip\u00eb me vete. E mbaj n\u00eb xhep. Gjith\u00eb dynjaja mbajn\u00eb sheqer n\u00eb xhep q\u00eb t\u2019u eci mbar\u00eb, un\u00eb mbaj krip\u00eb. Ka lezetin e vet me konjakun, ajo e shkret\u00eb krip\u00eb\u2026
\n– Thash\u00eb kon-kret, jo kon-jak.
\n– Paska pije t\u00eb quajtur \u201ckonkret\u201d dhe nuk e ditkam?! Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb turp p\u00ebr mua, Kaso. Kur paska dal\u00eb kjo pije me k\u00ebt\u00eb em\u00ebr? Un\u00eb jam edhe Sekretar i P\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm i PD-s\u00eb. E di ti p\u00ebrse m\u00eb kan\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb sekretar?
\n– Jo, zoti Ristani, nuk e di. N\u00eb fakt, e di: Ju kan\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb se i dhat\u00eb fitoren n\u00eb zgjedhjet vendore zotit Basha.
\n– Po Kaso, po, gjith\u00eb dynjaja k\u00ebshtu e di, por un\u00eb po ta them vet\u00ebm ty. Sekretar, q\u00eb ta dish ti, m\u00eb caktoi vet\u00eb zoti Berisha.
\n– At\u00eb e di un\u00eb, se kush cakton, po p\u00ebrse iu caktoi juve dhe jo ndonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr?
\n– M\u00eb ftoi Saliu mua n\u00eb zyr\u00eb dhe m\u00eb tha: \u201cTy, Beni, kam vendosur t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj Sekretar t\u00eb P\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm t\u00eb Partis\u00eb. Kam besimin dhe bindjen q\u00eb ti e b\u00ebn m\u00eb mir\u00eb se t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt\u201d. \u201cFaleminderit zoti Berisha, i thash\u00eb un\u00eb. Po p\u00ebrse menduat p\u00ebr mua?\u201d.
\n– Pik\u00ebrisht k\u00ebt\u00eb pyetje do t\u00eb b\u00ebja edhe un\u00eb tani. P\u00ebrse juve?
\n– Po duro, o Kaso shtataniku, duro! Shiko \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb tha zoti Berisha: \u201cPartia jon\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb katandisur n\u00eb at\u00eb faz\u00eb q\u00eb i merren k\u00ebmb\u00ebt, m\u00eb tha. Dukemi si parti q\u00eb ka pir\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu, ty Beni, meq\u00eb i njeh mir\u00eb si fenomene sekretet e p\u00ebrgjithshme t\u00eb pijes, do t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj \u201cSekret-ar t\u00eb P\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm\u201d.
\n– Uuuueeee, tani e kuptova un\u00eb. Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb, meq\u00eb fjala \u201csekretar\u201d, vjen nga fjala \u201csekret\u201d, zoti Berisha ju b\u00ebri juve, Sekretar. \u00cbsht\u00eb i madh zoti Berisha, p\u00ebr Zotin!
\n– I madh \u00ebsht\u00eb posi, ndaj ka zgjedhur nj\u00eb njeri t\u00eb madh si un\u00eb.
\n– Zoti Ristani! M\u00eb mbeti pa marr\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje p\u00ebr pyetjen: P\u00ebrse e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnuat gazetarin e njohur \u00c7ika? Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb sagllam i djatht\u00eb, si\u00e7 edhe thash\u00eb q\u00ebpar\u00eb.
\n– Po ndaj e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnova, Kaso. Po m\u00eb shikonte n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb. M\u00eb dukej sikur m\u00eb thoshte: \u201cMbete lokaleve duke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb e pir\u00eb. Ik b\u00ebj ndonj\u00eb pun\u00eb partie!\u201d. Aty un\u00eb u nxeha shum\u00eb. U \u00e7ova dhe i thash\u00eb: Un\u00eb t\u00eb grij, d\u00ebgjon apo jo?! N\u00eb t\u00eb djath\u00ebt jetojm\u00eb p\u00ebr qejfe dhe jo p\u00ebr ideal, si t\u00eb majt\u00ebt. Po s\u2019e mbush\u00ebm stomakun d\u00ebng, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb djatht\u00eb leshi jemi?!
\n– K\u00ebshtu i that\u00eb?
\n– Ore, meq\u00eb ra llafi te \u201cthat\u00eb\u201d. Po ma l\u00eb bised\u00ebn that\u00eb ti mua. Nuk ka lezet k\u00ebshtu\u2026
\n– Jua jap dit\u00eb tjet\u00ebr zoti Ristani, ju premtoj.
\n– Her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr at\u00ebher\u00eb do m\u00eb jap\u00ebsh 11 birra.
\n– P\u00ebrse 11?
\n– M\u00eb ka mbetur zakon. P\u00ebrher\u00eb gj\u00ebrave u shtoj dhjet\u00eb… Dhe ja ku po ta them, Kaso; N\u00ebse kjo qeveri do bjer\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, pas 11 vjet\u00ebsh, at\u00eb nuk do ta hedh\u00eb opozita q\u00eb s’mban dot ushkuret e veta. Do ta hedhin dy personazhet e \u201cPortokallis\u00eb\u201d: Ajo e gjora n\u00ebn\u00eb qe shet majdanoz dhe ajo drejtoresha q\u00eb do “mitraloz”…<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka Kaso Kosa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Zotin Ristani e gjeta teksa po dilte nga nj\u00eb lokal, pran\u00eb selis\u00eb s\u00eb PD-s\u00eb. Iu afrova dhe e ftova t\u00eb uleshim t\u00eb dy s\u00eb bashku. Kamerieri erdhi brenda sekond\u00ebs, si\u00e7 vijn\u00eb p\u00ebrher\u00eb. Porosita dy makiato dhe filluam bised\u00ebn e m\u00ebposhtme: Arben Ristani: – Q\u00eb je djal\u00eb legen, je! Mir\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00eb fton, po porosit edhe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12939\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}