{"id":12138,"date":"2016-02-19T17:30:49","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T16:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=12138"},"modified":"2016-02-19T12:49:37","modified_gmt":"2016-02-19T11:49:37","slug":"10-gjera-qe-nuk-duhet-ti-beni-me-gjoksin-gjate-seksit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2016\/02\/10-gjera-qe-nuk-duhet-ti-beni-me-gjoksin-gjate-seksit\/","title":{"rendered":"10 gj\u00ebra q\u00eb nuk duhet t’i b\u00ebni me gjoksin gjat\u00eb seksit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mund t\u00eb mos i l\u00ebpish si fundin e nj\u00eb qeseje me patatina? Faleminderit<\/em><\/p>\n

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  1. Mos i kap fort me dor\u00eb sikur po shtrydh nj\u00eb limon. E di \u00e7far\u00eb fiton kur e kap gjoksin me dor\u00eb si nj\u00eb djal\u00eb 6 vje\u00e7ar q\u00eb shtyp burin\u00eb e nj\u00eb kllouni? Nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb p\u00ebr n\u00eb vendin “\u00efk sa m\u00eb shpejt nga sht\u00ebpia ime”!<\/li>\n
  2. Mos i shtrydh gjinjt\u00eb sikur je duke b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb mamografi, kur nuk e ke b\u00ebr\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb praktik\u00eb mjek\u00ebsore. Ok, e ke b\u00ebr\u00eb? Aq m\u00eb mir\u00eb p\u00ebr ty, m\u00eb jep rezultatet at\u00ebher\u00eb!<\/li>\n
  3. Mos i rrotullo sikur je duke hapur kapakun e kavanozit t\u00eb salc\u00ebs. Ato nuk zhvidhosen. Bile \u00e7uditem si si mund ta mendosh nj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb! Por edhe sikur, pse do t’i zhvidhos\u00ebsh?!<\/li>\n
  4. Ti mund t\u2019i pickosh thithat ashtu si gjyshja q\u00eb z\u00eb p\u00ebr faqesh t\u00eb nipin, por meq\u00eb askujt nuk i p\u00eblqen kur e kapin prej faqesh, as atyre nuk u p\u00eblqen. Si mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb seksi kjo gj\u00eb?<\/li>\n
  5. Mos i l\u00ebpi si fundin e qeses me patatina. L\u00ebpirja mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb e mir\u00eb (shum\u00eb e mir\u00eb n\u00eb fakt), por n\u00ebse i l\u00ebpin gjithandej sikur po k\u00ebrkon th\u00ebrrimet e patatinave t\u00eb mbetura nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb aq mir\u00eb, bile t\u00eb fut frik\u00ebn.<\/li>\n
  6. Seriozisht, mos i shkund si topa loje. Ato jan\u00eb t\u00eb ngjitura dhe un\u00eb n\u00eb fakt jam nj\u00eb njeri. T\u00eb lutem, mos i l\u00ebviz sikur l\u00ebviz mausin.<\/li>\n
  7. Mos u v\u00ebr emra. Mund t\u00eb t\u00eb garantoj me siguri pothuajse t\u00eb plot\u00eb se \u00e7far\u00ebdolloj emri t’u v\u00ebsh, do t\u00eb jet\u00eb kot dhe qesharak. Vet\u00ebm n\u00ebse i quan Bionse dhe Tejlor, at\u00ebher\u00eb mund t\u00eb vazhdosh.<\/li>\n
  8. Mos i t\u00ebrhiq kurr\u00eb fort sikur do t’i shkul\u00ebsh nga vendi. Filloje me xhentiles\u00eb dhe pastaj do ta shohim bashk\u00eb deri ku mund t\u00eb shkojm\u00eb. Seriozisht, hiqi duart dhe provo p\u00ebrs\u00ebri. Faleminderit.<\/li>\n
  9. Mos u merr vet\u00ebm me thithat, sikur pjesa tjet\u00ebr e gjoksit nuk ka ndjeshm\u00ebri. I gjith\u00eb gjoksi i ndjen prekjet, ashtu si e gjith\u00eb vulva (jo vet\u00ebm klitorisi). Prit, nuk e dije k\u00ebt\u00eb? Ok, b\u00ebj pak \u00e7aj, se duhet t\u00eb bisedojm\u00eb…<\/li>\n
  10. Do t\u00eb preferoja t\u00eb mos i kapje fort, sikur po mbahesh tek ato p\u00ebr t’u ngjitur n\u00eb nj\u00eb shk\u00ebmb. Ku po ngjitesh? N\u00eb fytyr\u00ebn time? Ajo k\u00ebtu \u00ebsht\u00eb, 20 cm tutje, nuk l\u00ebviz. Qet\u00ebsohu.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Mund t\u00eb mos i l\u00ebpish si fundin e nj\u00eb qeseje me patatina? Faleminderit   Mos i kap fort me dor\u00eb sikur po shtrydh nj\u00eb limon. E di \u00e7far\u00eb fiton kur e kap gjoksin me dor\u00eb si nj\u00eb djal\u00eb 6 vje\u00e7ar q\u00eb shtyp burin\u00eb e nj\u00eb kllouni? Nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb p\u00ebr n\u00eb vendin “\u00efk sa m\u00eb shpejt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12139,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-intimitet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12138\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}