{"id":11534,"date":"2015-12-24T19:00:36","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T18:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=11534"},"modified":"2015-12-24T17:07:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T16:07:44","slug":"gjerat-me-te-cuditshme-qe-jane-harruar-ne-hotele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2015\/12\/gjerat-me-te-cuditshme-qe-jane-harruar-ne-hotele\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGj\u00ebrat\u201d m\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme q\u00eb jan\u00eb harruar n\u00eb hotele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>N\u00ebpun\u00ebsit e nj\u00eb hoteli shohin dhe d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb shum\u00eb gjat\u00eb or\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre t\u00eb pun\u00ebs. Megjithat\u00eb, disa nga gj\u00ebrat e harruara q\u00eb ata gjejn\u00eb kur pastrojn\u00eb dhomat, jan\u00eb pa precedent\u00eb. Ja, cilat jan\u00eb disa prej tyre:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong> Mace<\/strong>. N\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e nj\u00eb hoteli u gjet nj\u00eb kanist\u00ebr me kotele t\u00eb vogla, s\u00eb bashku me nj\u00eb kartmonedh\u00eb 100$ dhe me sh\u00ebnimin e m\u00ebposht\u00ebm: \u201cFaleminderit q\u00eb kujdeseni p\u00ebr macet. Do t\u00eb kthehem pas nj\u00eb jave\u201d. Si\u00e7 mund ta keni kuptuar, nuk u kthye kurr\u00eb.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb me 30 mij\u00eb $. <\/strong>Pronari i k\u00ebsaj \u00e7ante me siguri \u00ebsht\u00eb kthyer mbrapsht p\u00ebr ta k\u00ebrkuar.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb dhi e maskuar<\/strong>. Po, nuk po b\u00ebjm\u00eb shaka, nj\u00eb dhi e maskuar si Abraham Linkolni.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Peshkaqen n\u00eb vask\u00eb<\/strong>. N\u00eb vask\u00ebn e banjos s\u00eb nj\u00eb hoteli t\u00eb quajtur \u201cTivoli Marina\u201d, u gjet nj\u00eb peshkaqen i pafuqish\u00ebm, i cili u rikthye menj\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb mjedisin e tij natyror.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb 18 muajsh. <\/strong>P\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq, kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb shaka.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb set implantesh gjoksi. <\/strong>Kjo ka ndodhur n\u00eb hotelin Travelodge Nevvscatle Centra, ku nj\u00eb amerikane po udh\u00ebtonte n\u00eb Lond\u00ebr p\u00ebr nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrhyrje kirurgjikale plastike dhe la pas di\u00e7ka t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Mij\u00ebra arush\u00eb pelushi. <\/strong>Kjo ishte nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb e mbushur plot me arush\u00eb pellushi, q\u00eb n\u00eb fund iu dhuruan Institutit t\u00eb K\u00ebrkimeve kund\u00ebr Kancerit n\u00eb Britanin\u00eb e Madhe.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb protez\u00eb prej ari. <\/strong>Si duket, nj\u00eb udh\u00ebtari i kishin tepruar disa diamante dhe arturina e vendosi t\u00eb b\u00ebnte nj\u00eb protez\u00eb prej ari, me vler\u00eb 8 mij\u00eb euro, t\u00eb cil\u00ebn m\u00eb pas e harroi n\u00eb hotel.<\/li>\n<li><strong> Nj\u00eb gjarp\u00ebr<\/strong>. Kjo gj\u00eb me siguri e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb me dhimbje koke at\u00eb q\u00eb e ka gjetur.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; N\u00ebpun\u00ebsit e nj\u00eb hoteli shohin dhe d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb shum\u00eb gjat\u00eb or\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre t\u00eb pun\u00ebs. Megjithat\u00eb, disa nga gj\u00ebrat e harruara q\u00eb ata gjejn\u00eb kur pastrojn\u00eb dhomat, jan\u00eb pa precedent\u00eb. Ja, cilat jan\u00eb disa prej tyre: &nbsp; Mace. N\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e nj\u00eb hoteli u gjet nj\u00eb kanist\u00ebr me kotele t\u00eb vogla, s\u00eb bashku me nj\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":11535,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-enciklopedi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}