Flamur Noka: \u201cPD-ja s\u2019rr\u00ebzon dot nj\u00eb bunker, jo m\u00eb qeverin\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n
Para pak dit\u00ebsh, n\u00eb bulevardin e vet\u00ebm q\u00eb kemi n\u00eb kryeqytet, u zhvillua protesta e opozit\u00ebs. Aty, p\u00ebrpara Kryeministris\u00eb, takova edhe deputetin e PD-s\u00eb, zotin Flamur Noka\u2026<\/p>\n
Kaso Kosa: – Zoti Noka! Zoti Nokaaaa! Po ju b\u00ebrtas, jo se jam tip arrogant, por meq\u00eb ka kallaball\u00ebk t\u00eb madh e ndryshe s\u2019m\u00eb d\u00ebgjoni. Si po ju shkon protesta?
\nFlamur Noka: – Kasooooo, si je m\u00ebr burr\u00eb? A je mir a? Komplimente q\u00eb u bashkove me ne. M\u00eb b\u00ebhet qejfi q\u00eb po m\u00eb thua se e ke k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi q\u00eb merr pjes\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb protest\u00eb.
\n– Zoti Noka, nuk thash\u00eb q\u00eb e kam k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi. Thash\u00eb: \u201cSi po ju shkon protesta?\u201d…
\n– Aaaa, kuptova, Kaso! Keq po na shkon, nuk e shikon? Besoj se e d\u00ebgjove fjalimin e zotit Basha…
\n– Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, nuk e d\u00ebgjova se sapo erdha. \u00c7\u2019tha zoti Basha?
\n– Tha \u00e7\u2019i kishin shkruar, por s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtja k\u00ebtu, se t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ne ato q\u00eb na shkruajn\u00eb themi. E kam llafin, Kaso, q\u00eb zotit Basha nuk i punon mir\u00eb…
\n– Zoti Noka, mos u fusni n\u00eb pun\u00ebt private, ju lutem. Pastaj, ku e dini ju q\u00eb s\u2019i punon mir\u00eb zotit Basha?! Se mos keni b\u00ebr\u00eb analizat e impotenc\u00ebs ju!
\n– Kasoooo! Nuk e kisha tek ajo q\u00eb mendon. Ta kisha fjal\u00ebn mo burr\u00eb mo, q\u00eb s\u2019i punon mir\u00eb fyti. Mbajti sa mbajti dhe plasi. N\u00eb fund, stonoi.
\n– Po p\u00ebrse ndodhi k\u00ebshtu?
\n– Na i kishin vjedhur vez\u00ebt ish-t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit, Kaso.
\n– Vez\u00ebt?!
\n– D\u00ebgjom\u00eb, Kaso! U mblodh\u00ebm p\u00ebrpara nj\u00eb muaji ne paria e PD-s\u00eb dhe vendos\u00ebm p\u00ebr nj\u00eb trajtim t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb t\u00eb zotit Basha, duke par\u00eb precedent\u00ebt e tij t\u00eb m\u00ebparsh\u00ebm. Pra, duke marr\u00eb parasysh faktin se nuk i punon rryli i fytit m\u00eb tep\u00ebr se 5 minuta, vendos\u00ebm: Zoti Basha t\u00eb pij\u00eb vez\u00eb fshati \u00e7do vakt, madje, vez\u00eb m\u00eb dy t\u00eb verdha. Mir\u00ebpo vez\u00ebt na i vodh\u00ebn. Na i vodh\u00ebn t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit dhe k\u00ebt\u00eb ta jap me p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi t\u00eb plot\u00eb, se jam edhe n\u00ebnkryetar i Komisionit t\u00eb Siguris\u00eb Komb\u00ebtare.
\n– E \u00e7\u2019u duheshin t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurve vez\u00ebt?
\n– I p\u00ebrdornin n\u00eb hyrje t\u00eb parlamentit, Kaso. Q\u00ebllonin me vez\u00eb makinat q\u00eb futeshin brenda.
\n– Zoti Noka, po m\u00eb habisni v\u00ebrtet. Po pse, mor burr\u00eb, nuk blinin dot vez\u00eb n\u00eb dyqan ata, por do t\u00eb vidhnin vez\u00ebt e partis\u00eb tuaj!? Dhe t\u00eb cil\u00ebs: T\u00eb partis\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit kurr\u00eb nuk i ka p\u00ebrndjekur?
\n– K\u00ebtu, pra, q\u00ebllon problemi, Kaso. S\u2019u kemi dh\u00ebn\u00eb kompensim p\u00ebr vitet e burgut dhe ata meq\u00eb s\u2019kishin lek\u00eb t\u00eb blinin vez\u00eb, na i mor\u00ebn vez\u00ebt neve. Ne kujtonim se kur ia hidhnin Ram\u00ebs, kishin vez\u00ebt e tyre ata. Do ti, na i kishin marr\u00eb neve?!
\n– Po ju, si njeri i siguris\u00eb, nuk mund\u00ebt t\u2019i kuptonit?
\n– Si t\u2019i kuptoja, ja m\u00eb thue mua ti?! Ata, vez\u00ebt e fshatit q\u00eb kishim n\u00eb frigoriferin e partis\u00eb, i zevend\u00ebsuan me vez\u00eb pularie. Pra, n\u00eb shifra nj\u00eblloj m\u00eb dilnin kur i num\u00ebroja. Kjo gj\u00eb na e mori n\u00eb qaf\u00eb Bash\u00ebn, q\u00eb i iku z\u00ebri fare, aty nga fundi. Ore, un\u00eb nuk e kam hallin te Luli. E kam hallin se mos e merr vesh Doktori q\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar vez\u00ebt dhe m\u00eb gjen belaja. K\u00ebt\u00eb vet\u00ebm ty po ta them. Tani ika, Kaso. Takohemi pas 1 ore, se do nisemi t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb bunkerin q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuar p\u00ebrpara Ministris\u00eb s\u00eb Brendshme.<\/p>\n
(Pas nja 2 or\u00ebsh, zotin Noka e takova p\u00ebrs\u00ebri. K\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb ishte i pik\u00eblluar)
\n– Zoti Noka ju pash\u00eb me flamur t\u00eb PD-s\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb af\u00ebr bunkerit. Pash\u00eb q\u00eb shum\u00eb simpatizant\u00eb po i binin ta thyenin, por s\u2019ia dol\u00ebn. P\u00ebrse?
\n– E, mo Kaso! M\u00eb mbeti flamuri n\u00eb dor\u00eb, m\u00eb mbeti. \u201cTi Flamur mbaj flamurin\u201d, m\u00eb tha Sala. Dhe e mbajta. Po kot q\u00eb e mbajta.
\n– More v\u00ebrtet, si nuk mund\u00ebt t\u00eb rr\u00ebzonit dot nj\u00eb bunker?
\n– Me k\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb bunker, Kaso?! Me t\u00eb mbaruarit q\u00eb kan\u00eb mbetur n\u00eb PD?!
\n– T\u00eb merrnit nja 2-3 veta nga Kuk\u00ebsi zoti Noka dhe e b\u00ebnin ata f\u00ebrtele.
\n– Ku t\u2019i gjej kuksian\u00ebt, Kaso? Kan\u00eb ikur t\u00eb gjith\u00eb n\u00eb Gjermani. Vet\u00ebm un\u00eb, Safet Gjici dhe ca t\u00eb tjer\u00eb kemi mbetur.
\n– Po merrnit ca nga komuniteti rom. E b\u00ebnin ata p\u00ebrshesh p\u00ebr 15 minuta!
\n– D\u00ebgjom\u00eb Kaso, se po m\u00eb hap nj\u00eb plag\u00eb organizative te partis\u00eb son\u00eb me k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb the. Rom\u00ebt s\u2019jan\u00eb me PD-n\u00eb. Ata jan\u00eb me PS-n\u00eb. Ata akoma i jan\u00eb borxhli Enverit: Sa her\u00eb shkojm\u00eb ne t\u2019u flasim q\u00eb t\u2019i bashkohen partis\u00eb son\u00eb, ata fillojn\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebndojn\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00ebn: Rroft\u2019 partia! Rroft\u2019 Enveri! Se Mehmeti desh na theri. Dhe ne, meq\u00eb kemi Kastriot Islamin, na quajn\u00eb si t\u00eb Mehmetit…
\n– Po si do t\u2019ia b\u00ebni, zoti Noka? Kur do ta rr\u00ebzoni qeverin\u00eb?
\n– O Kasoooo! Ne s\u2019rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb dot nj\u00eb bunker, jo m\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb qeverin\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka KASO KOSA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Flamur Noka: \u201cPD-ja s\u2019rr\u00ebzon dot nj\u00eb bunker, jo m\u00eb qeverin\u00eb!\u201d Para pak dit\u00ebsh, n\u00eb bulevardin e vet\u00ebm q\u00eb kemi n\u00eb kryeqytet, u zhvillua protesta e opozit\u00ebs. Aty, p\u00ebrpara Kryeministris\u00eb, takova edhe deputetin e PD-s\u00eb, zotin Flamur Noka\u2026 Kaso Kosa: – Zoti Noka! Zoti Nokaaaa! Po ju b\u00ebrtas, jo se jam tip arrogant, por meq\u00eb ka […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":11461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-kaso-kosa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11460\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}