Ndalova p\u00ebrpara nj\u00eb shit\u00ebsi misrash. Un\u00eb vdes p\u00ebr ta! Nxora lek\u00ebt, pagova e mora nj\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb. I futa nj\u00eb kafshat\u00eb t\u00eb madhe, kur pas meje d\u00ebgjova nj\u00eb britm\u00eb: \u201cNdaaaal!\u201d. M\u00eb mbet\u00ebn kokrrat e misrave n\u00ebp\u00ebr dh\u00ebmb\u00eb. M\u00eb tep\u00ebr kisha misra n\u00eb goj\u00eb, sesa dh\u00ebmb\u00eb. Kthej kok\u00ebn dhe shikoj Ministrin e Financave, zotin Shk\u00eblqim Cani, q\u00eb po shk\u00eblqente nga k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia…
\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, nja pes\u00eb a gjasht\u00eb vet\u00eb m\u2019u l\u00ebshuan e m\u00eb kap\u00ebn. Shtat\u00eb a tet\u00eb vet\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00eb mb\u00ebrthyen shit\u00ebsin me \u201cpresh n\u00eb dor\u00eb\u201d, si i thon\u00eb llafit, megjith\u00ebse n\u00eb vend t\u00eb preshit, ai kishte mis\u00ebr. \u201cNxirri misrat, mos t\u00eb t\u00eb nxjerr dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt k\u00ebtu!\u201d, b\u00ebrtiti dikush. \u201cL\u00ebshojeni, l\u00ebshojeni!\u201d, urdh\u00ebroi zoti Cani, me z\u00ebrin e tij t\u00eb qet\u00eb. Pes\u00eb a gjasht\u00ebt q\u00eb m\u00eb kishin kapur, m\u00eb l\u00ebshuan menj\u00ebher\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Shk\u00eblqim Cani: – Ti qenke, mo Kaso?! Po s\u2019t\u00eb vjen turp p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb b\u00ebre?
\nKaso Kosa: – L\u00ebre, l\u00ebre, e djallosa fare. S\u2019ha njeriu n\u00eb rrug\u00eb\u2026
\n– More ti ha ku t\u00eb t\u00eb doj\u00eb qejfi, por e kam llafin q\u00eb e djallose. Bleve mis\u00ebr dhe nuk more kuponin tatimor. R\u00ebnd\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb vij\u00eb, se t\u00eb kemi edhe kalemxhi!
\n– M\u00eb falni zoti Minist\u00ebr, por ky e ka fajin, q\u00eb s\u2019ka kas\u00eb!
\n– Merreni k\u00ebt\u00eb pizeveng shit\u00ebs dhe kryeni veprimet e m\u00ebtejshme (iu drejtua ministri njer\u00ebzve t\u00eb tij). Kaso, po ta fal gjob\u00ebn se njihemi q\u00ebkur kam qen\u00eb minist\u00ebr, n\u00eb vitin 1991, pa po t\u00eb mos njiheshim, do ta haje nj\u00eb gjob\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb.
\n– Sa \u00ebsht\u00eb gjoba zoti Cani?
\n– 1 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb, Kaso.
\n– 1 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb t\u00eb vjetra p\u00ebr nj\u00eb kupon?
\n– 1 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb t\u00eb reja, or ti. Mbete i vjet\u00ebr dhe p\u00ebrher\u00eb flet me t\u00eb vjetra ti Kaso.
\n– I till\u00eb mbeta zoti Minist\u00ebr, i vjet\u00ebr. Shyqyr q\u00eb ju kemi ju t\u00eb ri, pavar\u00ebsisht se keni qen\u00eb minist\u00ebr edhe 24 vite m\u00eb par\u00eb. Nejse! Si ju shkojn\u00eb pun\u00ebt, zoti Cani?
\n– Pun\u00ebt po shkojn\u00eb mir\u00eb. Jan\u00eb shtuar kasat, Kaso.
\n– Urime zoti Minist\u00ebr! Edhe kompanit\u00eb e naft\u00ebs dhe kromit besoj se po vendosin kasa?
\n– Do vij\u00eb dekada t\u00eb vendoset rregull Kaso edhe tek ata. Si fillim, e kemi nisur me k\u00ebta maskarenjt\u00eb e vegj\u00ebl.
\n– Mora vesh zoti minist\u00ebr, q\u00eb doganat nuk e realizuan planin…
\n– Po \u00e7\u2019pllan t\u00eb realizonin, Kaso! Na i la financat grop\u00eb, Saliu. I la doganat pa tra fare. Trar\u00ebt e doganave i kishin \u00e7uar p\u00ebr skrap. Dy vjet na u desh t\u00eb vendosnim trar\u00eb t\u00eb rinj.
\n– Dy vjet p\u00ebr t\u00eb vendosur trar\u00eb n\u00eb dogan\u00eb! Nuk ju duket koh\u00eb e gjat\u00eb kjo, zoti Cani?
\n– Aspak, Kaso! Gj\u00ebrat b\u00ebhen mir\u00eb kur nuk b\u00ebhen me nxitim.
\n– Edhe sa koh\u00eb do t\u2019ju duhet t\u00eb vendosni rregull n\u00eb dogana, p\u00ebr shembull?
\n– Do na duhen edhe ca vite, Kaso. \u00cbsht\u00eb proces tep\u00ebr delikat. K\u00ebrkon p\u00ebrqendrim dhe dije. Akoma ka doganier\u00eb q\u00eb nuk din\u00eb t\u00eb shtypin butonat. N\u00eb vend t\u00eb shtypin butonin \u201cMbyll\u201d, shtypin at\u00eb \u201cHap!\u201d.
\n– P\u00ebrse nuk i largoni k\u00ebt\u00eb doganier\u00eb, zoti minist\u00ebr?
\n– Nuk ma mban, Kaso! Jan\u00eb doganier\u00eb q\u00eb i ka vendosur PD-ja kur kishte pushtetin, por para zgjedhjeve kaluan me LSI-n\u00eb. Edhe ajo m\u00eb duhet, Kaso; po t\u00eb heq ata, m\u00eb fluturon Ilir Meta nga qeveria.
\n– Po kjo puna e kasave fiskale, si po pritet n\u00eb popull, zoti Cani?
\n– Tregtar\u00ebt nuk din\u00eb t\u2019i p\u00ebrdorin, q\u00eb thua ti, Kaso. Vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr vajosjen e tyre n\u00eb dogana kan\u00eb hyr\u00eb me mij\u00ebra litra vaj, q\u00eb t\u2019i rr\u00ebshqas\u00eb kollaj, se ishin ndryskur fare.
\n– Po konsumator\u00ebt, si e prit\u00ebn?
\n– L\u00ebre, Kaso, aman, se kemi patur probleme. Po shtohet numri i divorceve\u2026
\n– M\u00eb falni, zoti minist\u00ebr, po \u00e7\u2019lidhje kan\u00eb kasat me divorcet?
\n– E, mo Kaso, q\u00eb mbete aguridhe! Ja, ta shpjegoj un\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb, me nj\u00eb rast. Shkon pensionistja Qazime t\u00eb blej\u00eb nj\u00eb sallator n\u00eb dyqan. I fut shit\u00ebsi sallatorin Qazimes n\u00eb qese. I futi edhe kuponin tatimor. Shkon Qazimja n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe l\u00eb sallatorin mbi tavolin\u00eb.
\n– Po, e pastaj?
\n– Duro Kaso, pra! Hap qesen Qazimi, se k\u00ebshtu quhej burri i Qazimes, shikon kuponin tatimor. Kuptohet, aty ishte shkruar emri i shit\u00ebsit, adresa e tij dhe numri i telefonit. B\u00ebhet bish\u00eb Qazimi se kujtoi se ia dridhte Qazimja: \u201cKush \u00ebsht\u00eb ky Hajdari q\u00eb t\u00eb ka l\u00ebn\u00eb numrin e telefonit?\u201d, i ul\u00ebrinte Qazimes. Qazimja e shkret\u00eb s\u2019dinte \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb thoshte. As Qazimi, as Qazimja nuk kishin par\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb kupon tatimor. E mos ta zgjas, Kaso… Tani, Qazua me Qazen jan\u00eb divorcuar dhe si puna e tyre ka plot. Ika tani Kaso dhe kujdes! Merr kupon tatimor kur blen misra!<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka: KASO KOSA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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