Gjat\u00eb vizit\u00ebs s\u00eb zonj\u00ebs Merkel n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, un\u00eb pata dhe ajo pati fatin t\u00eb bashk\u00ebbisedonim me shoshoqin. Bashk\u00ebbisedimin e b\u00ebm\u00eb af\u00ebr Kryeministris\u00eb, teksa ajo i kishte syt\u00eb me lot.<\/p>\n
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Kaso Kosa: – Zonja Merkel p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje! T\u00eb emocionuar ju shoh. Kaq prek\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb vizita?<\/strong><\/p>\n Anxhela Merkel: <\/strong>– P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Kaso! E nga mos t\u00eb jem e emocionuar? Ju shqiptar\u00ebt keni nj\u00eb qeveri t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb.<\/p>\n – E di, zonja Merkel. K\u00ebshtu i kemi patur t\u00eb gjitha qeverit\u00eb ne. Din\u00eb t\u00eb presin.<\/strong><\/p>\n – D\u00ebgjom\u00eb Kaso! Ai monumenti i k\u00ebrpudh\u00ebs i vendosur jasht\u00eb Kryeministris\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb mrekulli m\u00eb vete; m\u00eb mbushi m\u00eb nostalgji. M\u00eb kujtoi koh\u00ebt e poshtra t\u00eb regjimit komunist n\u00eb Gjermanin\u00eb Lindore ku kam jetuar. Ishin koh\u00eb t\u00eb poshtra, por t\u00eb bukura, se dilja me gjyshen p\u00ebr k\u00ebrpudha dhe lakra.<\/p>\n – Ndonj\u00eb investim do b\u00ebni n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, zonja Merkel?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Pale ajo streha plot drita q\u00eb mbulonte der\u00ebn e Kryeministris\u00eb\u2026 M\u00eb kujtonte diskotekat per\u00ebndimore, kur i shikoja plot endje n\u00eb televizion, aty ku jetoja n\u00eb Gjermanin\u00eb Lindore. Eh, Kaso! M\u00eb mbushi me emocione.<\/p>\n – Ndonj\u00eb fabrik\u00eb te ne do nd\u00ebrtoni, zonja Merkel?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Eh, mor Kaso! Kam patur f\u00ebmij\u00ebri dhe rini t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb. Mezi kapnim ndonj\u00eb t\u00eb dashur \u00e7do vit fakulteti… Shum\u00eb bukur Kaso, shum\u00eb bukur. V\u00ebrtet, si k\u00ebrpudha, edhe streha m\u00eb emocionuan pa mas\u00eb.<\/p>\n – Aman zonja Merkel! Vini dor\u00ebn n\u00eb zem\u00ebr. Vijeni dor\u00ebn ku t\u00eb doni, por aman na jepni ndonj\u00eb investim…<\/strong><\/p>\n – Kaso. Investime nuk ka!<\/p>\n – P\u00ebrse, zonja Merkel?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Ju keni qeveri t\u00eb mrekullueshme, por popull\u2026 Nuk ma priste mendja q\u00eb populli juaj do t\u00eb ishte aq i ftoht\u00eb me ardhjen time n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Vet\u00ebm 200-300 vet\u00eb kishin ardhur t\u00eb m\u00eb p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndesnin. E kupton ti Kaso q\u00eb n\u00ebse vinte Komb\u00ebtarja e Futbollit t\u00eb Gjermanis\u00eb do dilnin mbi 200-300 mij\u00eb vet\u00eb?! Po pse, mor Kaso?! Disa q\u00eb i bien topit, t\u00eb priten m\u00eb mir\u00eb se un\u00eb q\u00eb po t\u00eb dua ju \u201cb\u00ebj topin\u201d. Nuk ka investime te ju dhe pik\u00eb!<\/p>\n – Aman, o zonja Merkel! Nejse, se ju gjerman\u00ebt kur thoni fjal\u00ebn, v\u00ebshtir\u00eb se e nd\u00ebrroni. <\/strong><\/p>\n – Ne “kur themi fjal\u00ebn, therim vajz\u00ebn\u201d, i themi n\u00eb Gjermani. I ka vdekur n\u00ebna atij muhabeti. Investime s\u2019ka. Jeni popull idiot, Kaso. Mora vesh q\u00eb kur Shqip\u00ebria luan ndaj Gjermanis\u00eb, qindra mij\u00ebra shqiptar\u00eb, p\u00ebrkrahin Gjermanin\u00eb. A mund t\u00eb investoj un\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb vend me njer\u00ebz, q\u00eb nuk duan vendin e tyre Kaso?<\/p>\n – Eh, nejse… Por nuk do t\u00eb b\u00ebni asgj\u00eb p\u00ebr ne?!<\/strong><\/p>\n – Meq\u00eb e doni shum\u00eb futbollin, kam menduar t’ju rregulloj \u00e7\u00ebshtjen e tri pik\u00ebve n\u00eb ndeshjen me Serbin\u00eb. Ma k\u00ebrkoi edhe zoti Rama k\u00ebt\u00eb. \u201cOK, i thash\u00eb, por me nj\u00eb kusht…\u201d. \u201cDakord\u201d, tha zoti Rama, pa e d\u00ebgjuar fare \u00e7far\u00eb kushti do k\u00ebrkoja un\u00eb…<\/p>\n – Po \u00e7\u2019kusht i vut\u00eb?<\/strong><\/p>\n – I k\u00ebrkova q\u00eb kur t\u00eb luani kund\u00ebr Gjermanis\u00eb n\u00eb Franc\u00eb, t\u00eb na lini ndeshjen… \u201cK\u00ebt\u00eb e b\u00ebjm\u00eb me k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi, tha zoti Rama, se edhe un\u00eb, edhe zoti Duka jemi tifoz\u00eb me Gjermanin\u00eb\u201d…<\/p>\n – Po serb\u00ebt \u00e7\u2019do thon\u00eb?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Do t\u2019ua z\u00eb goj\u00ebn me investime.<\/p>\n – Pse, ne s\u2019do marrim investime?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Ju do t\u00eb merrni topin!…<\/p>\n – T\u2019ju pyes edhe nj\u00eb gj\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00eb mbeti kunj: Kur takuat zotin Rama, nj\u00eb helikopter vinte rrotull bulevardit. P\u00ebrse?<\/strong><\/p>\n – Kisha harruar t\u00eb merrja ushqimin Kaso. E kisha l\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb avion. M\u00eb hodhi piloti nj\u00eb hamburger t\u00eb prodhuar n\u00eb Hamburger. Un\u00eb ve\u00e7 ato ha.<\/p>\n – Zonja Merkel, l\u00ebrini k\u00ebto! Nga kush ruheshit? Nga shqiptar\u00ebt jo, besoj.<\/strong><\/p>\n – A q\u00eb je shejtan ti Kaso! Afrohuni t\u2019jua them: Ruhesha nga ekstremist\u00ebt grek\u00eb Kaso. Ma hedhin fajin mua p\u00ebr ato q\u00eb po ndodhin atje. Po pse, mo Kaso, ne gjerman\u00ebt e kishim fajin q\u00eb t\u00eb pasurit grek\u00eb i linin leftat\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr buzuqe dhe s\u2019paguanin kok\u00ebrr takse n\u00eb shtet?!<\/p>\n – Zonja Merkel! Un\u00eb jam i mendimit q\u00eb ju si Gjermani, t\u2019i jepni koh\u00eb Greqis\u00eb t\u00eb rim\u00ebk\u00ebmbet e pastaj t\u2019ju paguaj\u00eb borxhet. Se, po qe keq fqinji, keq do jemi edhe ne.<\/strong><\/p>\n – Ore Kaso! Po qe keq Greqia, ju do jeni mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n – Si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur kjo, zonja Merkel?<\/strong><\/p>\n – D\u00ebgjoni Kaso! N\u00eb Greqi jetojn\u00eb 1 milion\u00eb shqiptar\u00eb. N\u00ebse ata kthehen n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, popullsia juaj rritet. K\u00ebshtu, ju b\u00ebheni m\u00eb tep\u00ebr faktor n\u00eb Ballkan. Kuptoni Kaso?<\/p>\n – Kuptoj moj, kuptoj, po ku do han\u00eb n\u00ebse kthehen?<\/strong><\/p>\n – O Kaso! Po pse mo, un\u00eb t\u2019u gjej p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb atyre?! Ku han\u00eb 3 milion\u00eb vet\u00eb, han\u00eb edhe 4. Pastaj, k\u00ebtu e kan\u00eb nj\u00eb zgjidhje: Vijn\u00eb k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb azil n\u00eb Gjermani. Tani ika Kaso dhe rrug\u00ebmbar\u00eb!<\/p>\n – Si rrug\u00ebmbar\u00eb? Po ikni ju, jo un\u00eb.<\/strong><\/p>\n – Po, pra, rrug\u00ebmbar\u00eb mua!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bisedoi me shaka: Kaso Kosa<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gjat\u00eb vizit\u00ebs s\u00eb zonj\u00ebs Merkel n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, un\u00eb pata dhe ajo pati fatin t\u00eb bashk\u00ebbisedonim me shoshoqin. Bashk\u00ebbisedimin e b\u00ebm\u00eb af\u00ebr Kryeministris\u00eb, teksa ajo i kishte syt\u00eb me lot. Kaso Kosa: – Zonja Merkel p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje! T\u00eb emocionuar ju shoh. Kaq prek\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb vizita? Anxhela Merkel: – P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Kaso! 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